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Hell if they hit on you without knowing go right ahead. What he does not know wont hurt him, or you.

That's all good and fun. Me personally, if I found out, I'd be very angry and most likely violent. You better be convincing

Happened to me once.
>at club
>chick in skirt starts dancing with me
>neato
>starts feeling me up
>boner achieved
>"follow me" says she
>go to backalley
>make out, mutual groping
>she kneels down so I pull my dick out
>sucks aggressively for ~3mins
>tell her to be more gentle (was biting and shit)
>stands up, naughty eyes, turns around, bends over and pulls up skirt
>can't find pussy
>find balls
>she quickly walks away in shame of my discovery
>go home to drink
>shower away the aids all night and day cause my peepee touched a butt
>brush teeth and drink more
>sit in contemplation
At least I got a shitty 3minute bj?
>brush teeth

idk you hear about guys killing people over stuff like that. it's really a hot fantasy, but it probably will always just be a fantasy lol :(

:(

why, exactly, would you be so angry? if you enjoyed it at the time then what does it matter?

also wondering why you felt unclean afterward. you're straight and that's fine, but it's not like you didn't want it at the time right?

also confused about why she would bend over like that for you. kinda sounds like a made up story. i'd do all i could to stop a guy from finding out.

"oh no, don't touch me like that! here, let me just use my mouth..."

With most trans it is very noticeable that they are trans, so I am pretty sure I would notice and turn around the second she speaks or I see any features that are a bit off.

That being said if a young cute trans looks so good that I can't tell then I would probably be OK with it. I would probably even talk her out of jumping afterwards. She would have to be very very passable though.

It's the tap water, isn't it?

post a pic of your self. blur or cover up your eyes,nose and mouth if want to stay anonymous.

...

I'm a bit of a germaphobe. I felt unclean probably more from the deception, but also because if this person was that easy and does this shit often they likely had some diseases. Breath was 6/10, so def brushing teeth after that.

DESU I wish s/he just went back to sucking me off after finding out, but as I said, s/he left in a hurry and I didn't want to chase someone down a dark alley with my dick out. As for why s/he bent over, I don't know. I certainly wasn't expecting it, and agree with you in that I wouldn't do so if I were in that situation, but some people are more daring or hopeful maybe? There wasn't much talking, and it was heavily accented, which may have just been a disguise in hindsight. This is the first time I've told the story, but it's all true.

Nice stomach and hair length. you have 2 out of the 3 things that I consider attractive in girls. the third one would be a nice face.

A lot of trans fail in this area, not that it is there fault. a male skull will shape the face no matter how much make up a trans uses.

you would have let her finish after finding out?

thanks i guess lol.

god this thread. i really need to get laid :/

serious question. what do trans consider as "getting laid" is it getting pounded in the butthole or is it actually using there penises and jizzing on a dude?

Yup. Instead I went home a bit confused and blue balled. Plus I'd already gone that far, might as well get off. Could've just been the erection talking, but I think I agree with it.

This thread has made me erect
Good shoulder/waist ratio, looking pretty good user. Have you made any progress on those routines you asked about in those other threads?

Probably. I once fucked a hooker, she sucked my cock and then I fucked her in the ass. I noticed the cock hitting my stomach when she bend forward to kiss my an dlater noticed the adam's apple..

It threw me off for like three days, but she seduced me fair and square, and the sex was incredible.

Not fuck a rando on a cliff

oh, i didn't mean anything specific by that. i'd be happy just to suck off an attractive guy, really.

but yeah, getting laid is being fucked. i've almost never had an orgasm during sex, which maybe sounds weird to you guys.

idk why but that's really hot lol. wonder if i have the power to turn men gay for a night :P

so far i've added barbell rows once a week, and more frequent stomach vacuums. want to start doing uphill sprints but it's been snowing hard lately. and i know this kinda went against the advice of the thread ("you're doing too much!"), but now un tuesdays i do squats first, fridays i do deadlifts first, and sundays i do hip thrusts first. so each training day i focus on one of the 3 important lifts before anything else. oh and now i'm doing banded side lying clams as one of my glute accessories. thinking i should do those every day, even on off days...

i'm always up for more advice or a 900 post thread about my routine, if anyone's interested lol. my butt looked pretty big in my jeans tonight but i still feel like it's tiny...

blah i want a big butt :(

can i bang you please?

Yeah, small butt, nice thighs though. Are you trying to build your butt or have you considered implants?

wait a minute, I can't read, is this a woman in pic?

you live far away and maybe don't even exist outside of the internet, so probably not.

yeah my thighs are getting pretty big! getting stretch marks on them now, which is bad but a sign of good things happening.

don't think i can afford implants.

looks like a dude
stop being a disappointment and dome yourself or go back to being a man

are you Us Based on the eastern half?

You look good in your pic, porportions are one of the most important aspects of being passable with trans people imo. Thighs look good especially. Try lunges for a warm up and hatfield lunges if you have a bar for it, they really activate the glutes. Hip thrusts are one of the best glute workouts, good you're doing that. Sumo deadlifts will utilize more leg and less back compared go conventional deads. I always use the glute kickback machine pretty heavy to failure as a finisher, try those if you're gym has one. Do hip abductor machine work too, it will have useful carryover to the other lifts
If you have a passable face, would hold hands with while fucking/10 t b h user

oh...

i do have a gym membership and have gone a lot before, but people kinda scare me in general and now i mostly work out at home. maybe i should get back to the gym. don't think we have a glute kickback machine but the abductor was always fun.

idk lol

Lunges lunges lunges user, one of the best glute activations I feel. Lunge variations of any kind if you have the equipment. If you have bands I bet you can do some abductor work at home. And you probably already know this but really squeeze your glutes when you're doing any of those exercises to actually build them. Many people do squats and use no ass, so no gains are made

kiss his feminine penis

Dunno if you've looked into it already, but oral and topical applications of vits E, A, C, and collagen will help with the stretch marks.

Why do you care what someone else does with their body? Are you envious that you might not be doing everything you can to look the way you want?

Also make sure you stretch really well, it will facilitate faster gains and you will be way less likely to have any dehabiliting injuries

lunges lunges lunges?

here's what i've been doing:

A (Friday)
1x5+ Deadlift
5x5 Barbell squat
3x5 Bench press
1x20 Bodyweight single-leg hip thrust
1x8-12 Barbell hip thrust
1x5+ Barbell hip thrust
1x20 Banded hip abduction walk
1x10 Landmine
1x10 Stomach vacuum

B (Sunday)
1x20 Bodyweight single-leg hip thrust
1x8-12 Barbell hip thrust
1x5+ Barbell hip thrust
5x5 Barbell squat
3x5 Military press
3x12 Romanian deadlift
1x20 Banded side lying clam
1x10 Stomach vacuum

C (Tuesday)
5x5 Barbell squat
3x5 Barbell row
1x20 Bodyweight single-leg hip thrust
1x8-12 Barbell hip thrust
1x5+ Barbell hip thrust
3x12 Romanian deadlift
1x20 Banded side lying clam
1x10 Stomach vacuum

if she was hot enough that i couldnt tell she was trans then i would fucking marry her

No it's the entire world turning a blind eye to the rampant effects of masturbation addiction (homosexuality and sexual deviancy) and advocating porn abuse

how is masturbation addiction at all related to homosexuality?

you sound like a crazy person lol

>but it's probably pretty dangerous :/

In my state you would be killed, and the killer would get away with it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_panic_defense

Feels good having the protection from the courts, against mentally ill faggits like you. (no offence to normal faggits, you're ok in my books)

that's horrible.

Whats amazing is that people will parade in the streets for gay marriage, but they're completely unaware of the Gay panic defence in their state.

yeah. the laws seem archaic and should definitely be thrown out :(

people dont like being tricked, but anyone whos willing to get a bj without a press check deserves it 2bh,

is it really even being tricked, though? also what's a press check

fucking faggots
kill yourself

nothing wrong with expanding your sexuality. sex is suppose to be fun so try some crazy shit and enjoy your self

its a total trick, unless you had a 100% passable post op pussy. and since that doesnt exist yet....

press check is when you make sure theres no dick...

I always wanted to pick up some girl and then realize shes a he so i can demolish that cute ass. Dont worry i bet there are more people like me so maybe one day we both can fulfill our fantasies.

>she
>her

>press check is when you make sure theres no dick...
lol is this something guys actually do? those poor girls :P

:)

i sure hope so!

> "why, exactly, would you be so angry? if you enjoyed it at the time then what does it matter?"

Rape by deception. Look it up.

>it's not like you didn't want it at the time right
As much as I like to shit on the feminist movement, there unironically is such a thing as informed consent. Having sex with another man without disclosing you are in fact, biologically, a man, is rape.

this is kinda interesting, but i disagree entirely. a person shouldn't need to disclose their entire past and history in order for their partner to consent to sex.

why would this be considered rape?? consent should be consent.

>their entire past and history
Strawman. No one said that. We're talking about disclosing your biological sex so that the other person can make an informed decision on whether or not to have sex with you.

my "biological sex" IS in the past and doesn't really have much to do with who i am. so why does anyone need to know about it?

Because you still have a dick and men are so fucking insecure that if they fuck someone with a dick even if they liked that person their mind would break. I personally dont give a fuck if someone was man, woman, dog or a fucking attack helicopter if i like them and they look cute its fine.

be nice

Your DNA has everything to do with who and what you are. Always has and always will.

It doesn't what you dumbass armchair lawyers 'feel' and 'believe'.

The fact is it's rape, as decided and upheld by the courts, and I can't wait to see you stabbed for trying out your mentally ill fantasies.

Isn't false advertising illegal?

>always wanted to suck some guy off without him knowing, but it's probably pretty dangerous :/

And then you tranny headfucks wonder why we all despise you. It's because of shit like this you filthy animal.

>my "biological sex" IS in the past

No, it isn't, and every Y chromosome in your body disagrees with you. You are a man. Be honest and upfront with people whom you are looking to have intimate relationships with. Don't be surprised if you end up getting SEVERELY fucked up because you pulled this shit on someone although judging from the pic you posted you will never pass anyway so no worries. Seriously fuck you people.

>Hello, fair training NSW? Yes so I was at a brothel the other day and long story short the girl used to be a guy...

I’m not even picking a side in this thread but your comment made me think how funny it would be for someone to get a call like that.

I want to smash your boipussi into a quivering pulp and creampie it.

isnt it too much
gf goes to gym 2 times a week and basically does squats/press or bp/deadlift or high pulls and her ass grows very fine along with her strength
idk if u have female hormones but if you do id do regular strength training

Cheers for the erection
Let’s see that dick pressed up tight in panties.

I think your pic related has it right

Why will I never pass? Is it my shoulders and chest?

It’s just a fantasy, chill out. I probably would never try this for real :/

How long has she been training?

I’m on HRT but feel like I’m a huge genetic disadvantage when it comes to butt size :(

A large butt is attractive becuase it changes the pelvic tilt during sex.

You don't have a vagina (that will ever be able to self lubricate, or stay open lol),so a big butt is just one more useless achievement in your worthless life.

>A large butt is attractive becuase it changes the pelvic tilt during sex.
lmao what a fucking virgin