How do you get Amish forearms without actually being Amish?

you could literally post this guy on Veeky Forums and he'd be better dressed than most people on there. Give Jebediah a haircut, shave, and some black boots, and he's effay as fuck. Especially that blue shirt, w2c??

No that's a body achieved through a hard and laborious life.

They don't use technology that would erode their community. They avoid mechanic tools and shit so they still know what a day's hard work is like. They avoid entertainment technology because it detracts from community socialisation. Tell me what drawbacks glasses would have on their religion and their community.

Not that guy, but do you think they made that steel bat by mining raw iron, smelting it down, then forging it? Not being sarcastic or anything, I would be really amazed if they went to that length instead of making a wooden bat.

They obviously bought the bat. Amish avoid technology that they view would have a negative impact on their faith. Using a metal baseball bat that they didn't forge themselves wouldn't detract from their religion at all. They're playing socially and building community.

>The Chad Amish

>the amish give a fuck what anons on an electronic devil worship board think of their haircuts

Oh, there are

theblaze.com/news/2013/02/08/amish-bishop-gets-15-years-in-prison-for-beard-cutting-attacks

I'm curious why they bother making their own clothes then if it's fine to buy something like a baseball bat. Sure generic, brand-less clothes is fine too?

cabbage raises

Because the Amish literally don't give a shit about individualism. Imagine the tradition and bonding between family members when they teach the next generation to sew and create clothes from base textiles. They have no desire for money or for making live easier, they're just in it for the experience.

farmers walk

But isn't those glasses a product of the devil (modern technology)?

You try telling Jebadiah that yourself.
In another 100 years there will be 20 million Amish in America. I'm sure the Amerimutt has been waiting for another minority that will push them around.

mirin arms

What drawbacks would glasses have on their religion and their community? Amish don't avoid modern technology because they think it's the devil, retard.

Wow. Most definitely not my cup of tea. Good for them, though.

The thing that fascinates me the most about the Amish is that, with some exceptions, they're literally just a window into the past of what our ancestors were like. They used to just be a separate branch of Christianity, but at a point they decided that technology was moving too fast for them so they stopped partaking in our culture. Our technology and societies evolved and they just kept doing their merry old thing.

While I think their way of life is kind of silly (they probably think the same thing about us) I respect that they just mind their own business and don't seem to try and push their way of life on everyone.
Sort of a breath of fresh air compared to the state of things here.

Also known as farm hands. You get them by not being a modern numale faggot and actually using your arms for more than tapping at the fucking smartphone.

kind of looks like a painted wood bat

build a barn and break a few horses

he said while posting a picture of wood that was cut and stacked by a machine

>glasses
>modern technology
McFucking kill yourself you goddamn retard

>got you there buddy hee hee, complaining about the consequences of technology while living in a world of luxury built by it and using your phone to complain about it hee her buddy you might want to evaluate your stance

tell me again about actually using your arms tapping at a control panel

>he doesn't see godzilla in the background

go milk a cow and see how your arms feel. Nothing on this planet will burn like that

>oh no I got called out for being a faggot so I better behave even more like a faggot

What about sticking your arms in molten lava?

lava is a distant second to milking a cow

at least they are white so maybe they'll save that shithole

Holy shit kek

trenching. get a pickaxe and a shovel and just start digging. it helps if you find work since if you're gonna do it you might as well get paid.

yeah enjoy your broken back since you're not used to after 20 years of LEGEOUFLEGENDZ

or get paid 5$/h because even someone with down syndrome can dig holes

you're one of those people who'll come up with an excuse not to do anything huh?

These are some serious cabbages tho.

nah just realise that all manual labour jobs pay fuck all and you will be working with mexicans

They even send their young out into the general community to live like a normie for a bit so they have an educated opinion whether or not to stay amnish, it's called rum springer.

Either they are incestuous as fuck or everyone is fucking outside their community. Those gains do not compute.

Farm and build barns and furniture with hand tools.

they're ahead of the trends, you'll see

>no birth control
>lots of time with nothing to do at night
>babies don't die because they can go to hospitals and have good access to food

well i'm not saying i'm going out and trenching op asked a question i answered holy shit fuck off

also, unlike the rest of western world, their priority is not to make enough money to buy a new BMW every year to make envy to their friends

Chop wood, cut it with chaisaw or handsaw, do gardening, like a full day of work, not like when you go to the gym like a faggot for an hour or so and look at your phone.

>Either they are incestuous as fuck or everyone is fucking outside their community.

You actually only need about 150 couples to avoid inbreeding being a problem. Scientists figured out what the minimum amount of people one could send on a space ship to colonize a different planet, and about 300 people, or 150 couples, would be enough to never have to fear inbreeding and sustain a new population for an infinite amount of time.

Inbreeding is an overstated problem created by globalists and multiculturalists trying to scare whites into accepting diversity.

I make 24 grand per house I frame with a crew of 4 guys, 10k of that goes to me. Takes us just under a month to frame each one. Tell me I'm not making more money than you.

Fuck off back to your containment board you inbred retard.

so the rest of your crew earn 3,5k each? sounds about right

>Amish
>having their picture taken
These must be the fake Amish that rip off housewives with their shitty furniture in Lancaster, pa.

[triggered]

probably american gmo shit

6k to my main guy that works fast and I don't need to tell what to do, 4k to the other two that are pretty decent but I need to mark shit up for. Math wasn't your strong suit in achool, was it user? How'd you come up with 14/3=3.5?

>I frame with a crew of 4 guys
That's 5 people. if you meant you + 3 guys then don't write a fucking retard next time. Also must be nice working with 3 mexicans lmao.

As in 4 including me. Sorry if I confused you there.

that cheeky cunt is sitting on an aluminium chair

???

he's amish

do I really have to explain this

think about it

He's on rum springer.

Well that was a refreshing civil end to that.

Do you think that Amish tradition prevents them from using metal chairs? Are you trolling or pants on head fuck off Amerimutt retarded?

Suck a dick, cunt.

it does

and no, I'm totally white, trust me

These guys aren't Amish. Mennonite maybe, but Amish are absolutely not permitted to be photographed.

>I'm totally white, trust me

I kinda like the way amish live. Maybe I should ask if I can stay on one of their settlement and help out to get a taste of it

>!

>Inbreeding is an overstated problem
sounds like someone wants to fuck his cousin

well I'll be, you learn something every day

unironically one off cousin fucking isn't a problem. it's when you do it over multiple generations that it becomes an issue

>tfw cousin-fucking runs in your family

Please, La Creatura, tell us more about how most Amish opt to use chainsaws and washing machines but refuse the modern indulgence of aluminium chairs.

Have a manly job, mostly.

>tfw motorized washing machines destroyed The West because women didn't have to stay at home anymore

This. Lots of random lifts all day, every day as a profession.

I'd rather have 20 million Amish than a single M*slim desu.

>be a software developer
>make 200k year
>work with keyboardn and mouse
>tfw I will never have thick forearms
why is life so unfair

Quick google search tells me that Amish are not allowed to pose for photographs. But it's alright if someone takes a picture of them doing stuff.

200k is not that much. Your fault for picking a boring job. Enjoy the eventual carpal tunnel as well

THE CHAD AMISH VS THE VIRGIN CITY BOI

Shh user, you don't have to be bitter that you don't earn as much as I do. I never said it's boring, if anything it's exciting being on the forefront of human technological advancement. I already had carpal tunnel, got a surgery so I don't think it will happen again.

Honestly if they made it a lot less hardcore, I could see myself joining in. I don't think technology is making me happier or giving me a sense of purpose in life.

t. programmer

>being jealous of some manchild playing on a computer

Good one

You are retarded bro, I don't know anyone that makes close to that much and I am currently in university to get a job in the STEM field I aspire to make that much growing up poor and having to work for everything I own.
Same way this board downtalks great lifts, I dont see anyone at my gym benching 100kg or more besides me and 3 powerlifters, yet I get shit for being a gymnewb on here.
I came for the laffs and humor, but all these coping insecure fuckfaces on here start to annoy me.

I don't think you compare them. A lucky idiot can luck out with a high paying job but an idiot can't luck out and do heavy lifts. My cousin is in programming and him and his gang all make a lot more than 200K. Even my uncle who is in trade made that much on a contract to a remote location

>being this oblivious to technology
ayy lmao

>A lucky idiot can luck out with a high paying job
>My cousin is in programming and him and his gang all make a lot more
so your cousin is a lucky idiot that lucked out with a high paying job?

? tf is wrong with gmo cabbages?

I wouldn't disagree

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