/Fraud/

/fraud/ - NO MASS EDITION

Read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index before asking your absolutely retarded questions. No exceptions.

If you must ask your absolutely retarded, just don't.

No, we cannot tell you how to dose your AI.

Do oral only cycle if you want, i don't give a fuck about your health.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.

Previously on L O N D O N general:

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_chorionic_gonadotropin#Production
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I'm liking this OP pic.

I never saw the appeal of Snapchat. do you use that to chat with ppl or just send pics of your day to everyone? Why would you use snap for that and not just whatsapp/telegram where it's actually much clearer and easier to be in groups and they have much more functionality..

>Sex got very solid due to insecurity but I like her happy.
That's because that's the main thing they think they got to offer to you. If they also would suck at that then it's game over to them

tfw my gf secretly watched porn to increase her dick sucking skills.

but holy shit that worked very well. Say to your gf to watch porn and learn those skills

i keep getting so stressed over little things.

Like, for example, my phone battery discharges quickly and is currently dead, or maybe the charger doesnt work.

But it just makes so anxious, because anytime something isnt perfect I feel stress.

my instnticts is telling me to toughen up, that i dont need it, but then i will stress about what if i run out of gas or pop a tire etc

>I never saw the appeal of Snapchat. do you use that to chat with ppl or just send pics of your day to everyone?
99.9 % used for sexting

Chat with people from fraud.
I ussually use whatsapp and I hate snapchat.

She already did watch to learn a few tricks.
While I don't mind I don't think it was neccesary.

Depends on the plane we're looking from I suppose but yes z-axis symmetry would be important.

There is always room for improvement

Learning and experimenting with new things is getting you bond stronger together. Nobody want's that dull sex over and over again. Same work, same people, same food, same sex, same pussy, same muscles, same emotions, same dyel ppl

EVERTHING THE FUCKIN SAME EVERYDAY, why even live anymore

you have the most extreme form of autism

Kek

I would add but my snap is literally my first name so I could be doxed easily if I joined some group. Maybe I should make another acc for fraud ppl.

I have my first and last name in the group, what are you scared of some internet wizards lmao

I wasn't making a joke. When i think of snapchat i think of woman that desperately want attention and send naked pics

how is your relation going

you already showed her your dick?

>what are you scared of some internet wizards
this guy is learning

We know most people's name actually.

Because repitition can't be avoided unless you're loaded with money and have no responseability.

Even then you'd run out of unique stuff and repeat.

I've been on Veeky Forums long enough to distrust anyone I don't know well gaining my personal info.. like I trust you and mast and crusader and jerry not to abuse it but other than that I'm not sure.

Dating the vietnam qt is going great. Saw her 3 times last week, meeting again this Sunday. We're actually really similar to each other so everything feels very natural. No dick showing but we've made out every time we met kek. Think it will be a while before we sleep together because she hasn't got any dating experience before me.

Btw got a call from the job interview... they didn't pick me sadly. They weren't convinced I was the right person for surgery because I based my motivation mostly around theoretical parts and andrology...kinda lame to doubt my motivation because it's different from the 'average' applicant though.. guess I'll just change focus on my next interview.

will steroids make my penis grow?
currently a 4.5" erect and i'm looking to make some good gains for the summer.

thanks.

>tfw rancid, liquid shit but no fibre home

Distrust is very understandable.
I was afraid the mk677 would kill me kek.

Glad you and the girl get along. Sleeping isn't a priority, let it take time.
As for the job interview, they often give the dumbest reasons honestly. Shake it off and focus on the next.

One of the old trips (Cunt i think) swears taking DHT's while he was young made his penis bigger. If you're older you're fucked though

Can't tell if I come off as trustworthy or just completely inept at doing harm.

Hahaha yeah I imagine you were scared to try it at first, but I only had good intentions. Yeah I am happy with how things are going not in a rush at all. And yep just use this as a learning experience for a next interview. I'll graduate in May so I have some time to find a job.

You're a good person is all

and down the final dnp cap goes

some delicious slow carbs tonight followed by an intensive workout tomorrow for pump and then I could post some results. and also quit badgering you about it, and not inadvertently shill it and have others killed

I'm cutting right now on 125mg test only

I want to blast after I'm lean and blow the fuck up in a short space or time like make the most of the rebound effect from cut to bulk.

What's the best blast?

Don't make me cry.

Still eating raw beef

what's the odds of getting gyno on a test e cycle?and do you all get bloodwork regularly or can you get by without it?

dont be a goldfish and dont forget to take your aromasin 4 weeks in a row.

can you just take the aromasin if gyno flares up or is it just better to take it regardless?

Couple of months left should be good.
Its a shit time period to apply in anyways right after the holidays.

You haven't been banned yet consider that a good sign.

Getting used to shit is the worse feelings ever

the second, ultimate third date is when the dick should come out. That's why you should play the lead role in this. Just grab her hand put it on your dick and move here hand up and down, it;s that simple

that's just a lame and standard excuse because they pick someone with more experience in the field. No problem my man, i got rejected many times before this job. You will get better at it every time.

Just also have to be lucky. You're probably relatively young and cheap for them so that a plus


>currently a 4.5" erect
HAHAHAHAH

you will never able to pleasure a woman, you're done game over

just end it

Don't jinx me now

>you will never able to pleasure a woman
jokes on you, i only fuck twinks

Thoughts on SARMS? Was thinking of running a beginner's cycle of Osta and LGD

does anyone in your immediate family know you do roids?
what are their thoughts on it?

Seriously every time i watch those videos on the internet where those fucking cringe beta cucks film police and then say shit like I AM ALLOWED TO FILM ITS MY RIGHT TO DO SO with their fucking inferior shit genetics

makes me want to join the police like Ronnie coleman and get even huger while doing tren and anadrol to feed my aggression and fuck them all up. Just hit them with a fucking stick untill they face will become unrecognizable


too bad it get pay like shit


they don't like big dicks? you should bottom then

>you should bottom then
i'm not a fag, guy

Idk maybe you're right but I feel like she's way to cute and innocent to be that direct. I know things will work our this way too so I don't mind.

whats better for bulking

1g test

or

500mg test 400mg tren

obviously, but I've started seasoning it to a degree and tried making tartare out of it

Best is subjective, for size and mass with added water weight something like Test 600 + Deca 600 + Anadrol

>i'm not a fag
>i fuck twinks
>4,5 erect

Just follow your heart

I am known with tren, but some people say they get stomach problems because of it, which make it harder to eat. Also less sleep doesn't seems too good for muscle growth.

test is best

test + deca + bulking oral. Maybe add mast for deca dick

Why don't you do bouncer work on weekends or something? Probably a nice outlet for your rage.

is hgh a bitch steroid or will I see significant gains on it?

6'1 220 14%bf if that matters

hgh isn't a steroid.

fuck off weeb, you know exactly what I mean

Because it's a lowlife job

also are you crazy, i am working full-time already. I rather slap my dick on cam shows for fags to make more money if needed

I know what you mean, just wasn't sure if you knew since anybody who knows anything about PEDs knows HGH isn't a bitch compound.

lowlife job or not, you get to go open season on entitled little assholes.

>I rather slap my dick on cam shows
pls do this (no homo)

chaturbate when?

I am thinking about doing a really mini cut after this blast, check bloods and then immediately blast again on test + deca and bulk oral. I was doing 7+ months cruise and cut before lost a lot time and maybe even muscle.

maybe also add GH, the plan is to get massive af

I am glad i don't have to do shit in the weekend. Just wait until you get a full time job


But what if my mom found out

starting pct in a few days
never doing steroids again
can't wait to be clean of this shit habit

Did you fall for the low test meme and expect it to cure your depression or lack of motivation or whatever or what's the reason you didn't like it.

Get some mk677.

If bloods are alright you can keep the cruise short and tight.

I stopped tren cause I thought it would help my hand shakes
But an hour after workout and theyre goin at it
If theyre doin it ar 9pm still, again, I swear to god

Jelly, mirin
W2c

Thinking of going on a low-dose cycle of RAD140 for 4-8 weeks.

Still doing my research, but would appreciate any advice/knowledge anyone has.

How long did you cruise? Just when bloods are g2g again? I fucked up by cruising way too long. I lost so much muscle gain

Weren't you on that shit atm? How do you like it

why not go for the real shit?

why do you still do tren jerry, it always get you fuckedup

I cruised until bloods were good again, which was around 5 weeks I believe.
This was after the 1g of tren stupidity.

I love mk677 for the hunger and sleep alone. Also cleaned up some minox issues skin wise.
Very vivid dreams and deep sleeps. Its a long term builder so it'lll take time before it shows effect really.

Its cheaper and easier to handle. No storing in fridge and mixing with water, just some pills before I go to bed.

I do have a full-time job you wank. In fact if you account for the extra time I work, I probably work about 45-50 hours a week.

Anyone else whiten their teeth?

I’ve asked at my dentist before but they actually said mine we’re the most naturally white they’ve seen so they didn’t suggest it but I drink a lot of coffee.

What are you a surgical tech or something? She sounds cute as fuck desu I’d consider just having her come over again but getting kinda aggressive when making out and undoing her bra and taking off her shirt after you do yours then reaching in her pants if she’s feeling it...and tada

>that pic
el monstruo..

only 5 weeks, shit

Did you get it from the links you send me via mail? or those raws?

As what? mall cop?

Advice? Don't

I'm an office monkey just like you but a medical office monkey with the addition I do have to deal with real people.

Mail links.
I still haven't received raws.

at what level? bsc, msc?

ged?

when did you order? From China right?

How's dutch customs? thought it was pretty shitty

As in it's a waste of time or not worth the trouble?

I have a bachelors in economics. Don't ask how I ended up here. I plan to leave real soon and get a job stacking shelves.

Its been weeks ago, i forgot. Tracker says its in the netherlands. From china yes.

I'll see what happens. Current mk677 is also legit so I'm not complaining.

What has the least side effects?

no, I liked it, I didn't use it to treat any "problems" I just used it for faster gains and it worked.
I just realized I don't need it or want to be on long-term; the long-term sides/costs are not worth the momentary gains.
I don't want to do TRT my whole life nor figure out how to carry this shit around on airports when I travel for business or vacations.
I'm no a pro athlete, so there's no point to waste money on slightly better gains while sacrificing my health for them.
I'm also not body dysmorphic, natty gains are perfectly fine and I'm interested in remaning as healthy as possible into old age.

anyone of you fags ever get bunk gear from dn marketplaces?

if I had shit genetics (low testosterone) I would do steroids, but I have good genetics, so not worth it. simple

>buying ugl shit
dumb dumb
if you're gonna do steroids get pharma grade or don't bother.
injecting bathtub gear could give you heavy metal poisoning in a few years, you won't notice it right away, until its too late

How did you end up there?

When you hear the doorbell ring at a strange time, then you know what happens

yes, my friend was running fake test and real, overdosed tren for 6 weeks until his libido died. He got it back during pct, but then it died again once pct ended. Its still terrible 4 months after doing his second pct.
doing fake gear is gay
maybe his pct was fake too lmfao

Applied for the job because I didn't want to work in finance, got the job. I just ended up being the defacto officer/floor manager but I officially manage internal policy

Sounds a lot like me that's a good reason. Now some time later I wouldn't mind just being slightly bigger and leaner than I am now though (1.5 years since cycle), which is the reason I would consider cruising for maybe a few years at some point in the future.

No I want to become a urologist later and surgery is a big part of the profession. Now applied for an MD position not in specialisation.

nig i don't have a source for this shit and it's tje onyl way i can get it.
how do i know if it's legit or not?

Hey /fraud/ why are you all such SOYMANLETS?

>I didn't want to work in finance
So why did you not quit that study and do something you really like

Why are we so similar
Fug

Read the wiki. Been lifting for 10 years and I think i'm going to make the jump soon.

Except I live in americlap. Anyone know where I can get pharma grade stuff on line?

I don't have insurance to go to the doctor either.

>I love mk677
>Its cheaper

It seems like this shit is legal in my country because it's availble in normal stores but 30 pills cost as much as 100 pills of anavar. How do you even dose it?

That's what I'm doing desu yo ne.

There's only the 11,500km of Pacific Ocean separating us jerry, assuming you live in Cali. I'll bring Rem and Chocola, you can bring Azusa and we'll meet at Fiji.

Not ran it yet, ran lgd 4033 though
More expensive and less results than blasting test or deca etc
Ryan Russo on youtube has vids on this stuff if you want to weigh it up.

Not running any exogenous drugs

Good for you faggot, Remain DYEL

Pharma lmao, can't get good pharma for almost anything bar test.
Even then paying over the odds for some Greek companies "Pharma" grade
>Who was Labmax
>What is Jano
>How is well reviewed labs

Fag

Another MK677 lover here.
I get liquid from a prominent Research chemicals company in the UK and i dose mine 25mg before bed

Will a receded hairline caused by steroids regrow upon stopping taking them?

I've got minoxidil alongside some meme hair stack I can take as well.

from your mom you braindead mong

can i extract testosterone from my dog's urine?
if so, how effective is it and apporximately how long does it take?

whos the youngest tripfag

Finishing my first cycle now and have gained around 20 Pounds.

My strength went up a bit and i got a moderate amount of definiton more on my upper body. idk man i was thinking it was magic, fucking huge gaqins and definition first time

you take it regardless.

without naming the source, would you trust nolvadex you got from an online source? very reputable and popular although not the most popular, have seen very little negative about them.

30mg right before bed.
It costs about 50 euro a month i believe.

no, but if you get a female dog pregnant you might be able to freeze dry its piss and increase your natural test production
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_chorionic_gonadotropin#Production

Triangle I think. But he hasn't been around for a bit.

So, I'm having limited time for roids due to things going on in life. I wanted to do a quick cycle and googling shit I found this
anabolic.co/steroids/what-is-a-short-burst-cycle/
Tl;dr the idea is to use a relatively higher than usual dose but for just 2-3 weeks, with 2-3 weeks mild pct. I've never heard about this before. Is this bullshit? Can I expect any gains from this?

>Take roids
>Can't have kids in the future
Explain yourselves

No idea if thats true or not, sounds dodgy but expect increased sides by a lot

>wanting kids to turn your loveless relationship into also a sexless relationship