Never been in a fight

lol, fatass
go eat more, you cow. You'll feel better about getting your ass kicked.

...

>self defence and cqc videos
If neither of those taught you how to check a kick then you should forget everything they told you.

>>but watch self defense and CQC instructional videos on youtube
>>become more and more confident in my fighting abilities as time goes on

Top kek, man.

You watch youtube videos and thus felt confident about your fighting skills (that you 'learned' from youtube videos).?

Too bad that guy didn't curb stomp your skull in half too while you were down. Please don't breed.

This

Should've just walked away holy shit, don't be a dumbass and look to fight

>dude says dont fucking look at him
>your response isn't "dont fucking talk to me"
eternal soyboy

How can you tell I'm fat?

>he squares up on me
>avoid a punch
You thought you were in a boxing ring?
Next time you'll probably get stabbed

Nigga look at your image

Well I only weigh 155.

>How can you tell I'm fat?

You're fucking retarded and self delusional too?

Makes sense.

Kek

fat flabby ass, bad posture, no discernible muscle definition of the leg

>Unconsciously

go to a gym and learn how to check kicks faggot. Build your bone strength and you can potentially out physics him

>watched all of Clarence's vids on jewtube
>feel like i have a pretty good understanding of the lifts
>finally end up going to the gym one day
>load up 4pl8
>try snatching it
>bar didn't even move off the ground, AND i snapped my shit up
what the fuck fit
how could this happen

I had to slouch to take the picture.

The silver lining of this is you must feel really motivated to take up self defence classes now?

Now go put $100/mo to a real gym that can teach you self defense and martial arts.

Preferably bjj and full contact karate so you stop being a soyboy.

kek

doesn't stop you from having a chubby stomach and no glutes or muscle definition to speak of...

If you would have been better versed you could have easily broke his leg by checking his kick.

Kicking is actually a horrible idea in most fights unless you REALLY know what you're doing.

You can't even see my stomach.

How tall are you?

oh shit, that's your ass. holy fuck, I thought it was too flabby to be an ass (people on here exercise and have glute muscles) but it's an ass of pancake-like flab-tastic proportion. you're more out of shape than I thought.

What's your max squat weight with that useless ass muscle?

Take up boxing, its cheaper than mma usually and itll harden you up fast.

either run or make the first move
you can't control a fight if you are only defending yourself

>one on one
>run
lol

235

5'10"

Feel like this thread would take a different tone if the gentlemen in question weren’t white. Anyway go actually train, videos won’t do a thing without experience.

Ass to grass or parallel?

>pasty white faggot thinks he can fight because he watched youtube

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I guess I'd be lying if I said it wasn't closer to parallel.

>CQC
you can actually learn alot from youtube videos, it won't help you that substantially, but it will help you be ahead of the curve when you're a beginner. Not talking about self defense or krav maga meme videos, I watch boxing/mma analysis to help raise my fight IQ. My coach is impressed sometimes.

Go train fighting then at an actual gym ho

Yeah because niggers would've stabbed him and stole his wallet

Yeah but its only useful if you can bring it into the gym and practice it

You're like a faggot who watches basketball games and then believes he can score 3 pointers if he went in court

>one guy tells me not to "fucking look at him"
>I laugh and say "I wasnt, dude"
>calls me a faggot
>I tell him to fuck off

You're too white for that sort of thing.

>5'10"
>155lbs

You are by no means big. No wonder you went down so fast.

You can't easily grab a low kick

Retardation at this level shouldn't be legal

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>saying "I wasn't dude"
Literally asking for a fight. You are saying he is wrong and he wants to fight so he will use that to escalate
Next time try "I don't want any trouble" with your palms up and out. This will de escalate because you aren't challenging his frame. Meanwhile hands up and out means if he still comes at you you are ready to go

Who the fuck do you think I am? Jackie Chan?

Fine. Go for I don't want any trouble and if he comes at you just run. Either you have to run or fight or de escalate. Pick your poison.

This happened today.

>walking into walmart to buy some whole wheat pasta
>see goofy cart collector struggling to get the carts through the door
>hold the door for him
>"the entrance is over there!"
>"I was trying to help you"
>"I don't want your help"
>"Well fuck you then"
>he stares at me
>I call him a jerkoff
>he looks down and continues pushing his gay carts like a faggot

If that pussy tried to kick me in the thigh I would have broken his neck before he had the chance.

>calling people white trash
>wood panel flush doors with brass knobs

nigga you live in a trailer.

also which side is your butt? I don't even know what part of this hambeast im looking at.

But if you are going to challenge his frame you better get ready for action.

God didnt make you like that
He gives us all the capacity to be men the way He wishes we would be
You let Him down

>I get into a position where I can properly defend myself and avoid a punch
Always strike first.

This is what I'm talking about. If you look like this and are not challenging his frame and dude still comes at you looking to fight he has something seriously wrong with him and you can either strike him or run when he takes a step towards you.

>closer to parallel.
Are you saying that you don't even go parallel?

You're fucking stupid OP
that's the same shit as this

>never squatted
>but watch instructions on squats and watch tons of squatting videos
>be confident in squatting
>try squatting 3 plates

fucking retard

Why so buttmad brah? He means in between ass to grass and parallel, but closer to parallel

I was just asking because he wasn't clear

want to win hit him first
want to win in court get hit first

>he kicks me hard right on my thigh
that either trains muay thai, kickboxing, or mma

Assuming OP isn't a manlet it really isn't a low kick. It's on the cusp of a mid kick.

I'd think you would be able to win in court if you first make an attempt to de escalate and then strike first when he steps towards you
>"Back off"
>He steps towards you
>Hit him
>Scared for my life officer

>watched self defense and CQC
I know you're retarded but you could've watched some boxing or muay Thai basics. Maybe you would've known how to defend a leg kick or get into a basic stance.

Time to swallow your pride and sign up for a boxing gym and get beat up some more :D

>become confident in fighting when you've never fought
come on... at least be a /r9k/ fag and bring your katana

you're lucky it was another white boi checking you.

Somebody else may have wanted to workout their Trump frustration on you

>tfw learning boxing
>know if I ever fought someone they would just tackle me and it'd be over

Boxing is a sport. Same with fencing.

I feel, based on previous experience and training, that I can take almost any unarmed opponent apart in a street fight. Haven’t been in one for years, your mistake was you didn’t run.

lmao

Reminds me of the faggot who tried to squat 2 plates on his first day. While wearing sandals and jeans.

Also, you got that bruise from a kick? Man he must've killed you.

>”ay m8 fuckin back off cunt I’m tryina av a good night m8”

Lol, I would like to see your street fighting expertise block a Muay Thai low kick to the body or thigh or even hold onto it if you manage to somehow grab it.

Retard.

>out physcis him

Get your concealed carry license. Buy a gun. Take it with you everywhere you go. Shoot the dude next time he "squares up on" you.

>Next time try "I don't want any trouble" with your palms up and out.

are you intentionally memeing on me or are you actually this much of a faggot?

I have no idea what the fuck happened in your story

heh

OP, just be confident enough to always avoid confrontation even at the cost of losing social currency among mouth breathers like some Veeky Forumsizens. If physical threat towards you or a loved one is imminent, always strike first with the intent of immobilising, preferably without killing...

if you ate more soy and weren't a DUEL you'd probably have raped him and his friends
too bad you can't eat plant protein like a sissyboy

It serves a secondary purpose of blocking and deflecting incoming hands you didn't catch that?

Fucking idiot.
Go to a school where you’re engaging in full contact sparring. It’s the only way to get good at fighting because there are two people in a fight and you need to learn how to consciously/subconsciously read them and predict.
Seriously what kind of moron thinks a couple of wrist lock tips on some scrubby YouTube channel is gonna help them irl?
That guy probably goes to a Thai gym and that’s why he rekt your leg you fucking imbecile pansy

He went to the mart to have a shart and saw the cartman and held the door open but the cartman wanted him to fuck off cause he smelt like shit so user got defensive and let it rip all over the minimum wage cartman and le 56% face waddled off into the distance muttering
>alpha as fuck

>watching jewtube videos at X makes me an expert at X

Fucking dumb millennials. Your a fucking soyboy because instead of working out and taking self defense classes in an actual dojo you sat in front of your fucking computer and IMAGINED yourself to be a fucking internet expert. You fucking sack of shit soyboy.

>watch self defense and CQC instructional videos on youtube
what the fuck did you think was going to happen idiot, you'd suddenly become bruce lee with instant reflexes?

The only way to get good at fighting is to actually fight, god didn't make you a pansy YOU DID by sitting in your room jerking off to anime all day

Good, take this as a lesson.
Go train.

>last night
>walkin with my brother to visit grandma
>this creepy up to no good dude appears
>eyebalin the shit out of me
>lookin like he wants to rape me
>tell this faggot to stop looking at me like that
>"b-b-but i wasnt dude" while laughin like a maniac
>call this guy a faggot for what he is
>he says "square up" and lays back first on the floor
> must have watched a shitload of videos about grapling
>not going to mount that gay as grappling guy
>low kick to his thigh ,he immediatly starts to cry like a bitch
>brother feels sorry for him and drags me away

it's ok bro, now you can have a redemption arc, join up a boxing gym or something

Lel

And who ever talked about fighting an opponent with any kind of fighting expertise? Right, no one.
>retard

die