0.04 btc to the person with the best tranny sex story

pajeets especially welcome

My brother was living in San Francisco. He met a girl at a bar and hung out with her all night. Thru ended up making out and he noticed that her breasts weren't real, just padding. He quickly discovered that he was making out with a dude after that. His argument was that it was dark ha ha. He confronted the he she and it started reaching in its bag fit something so he bolted. I still tease him about once and a while.

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was this suppose to be funny?
was I suppose to laugh and then proceed to donate some btc to your wallet you piece of shit?

Never tell a story again.

Went partying to palma de mallorca a few years ago. We got heavily drunk and one friend of mine couldnt score, so he decided to get one of these black hookers outside the bar. Back at the hotel room he eventually realised its a tranny. told us he fucked him anyways, because he already payed and that hooker didnt want to give the money back.

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I had the buttsex with a girl once but she had a pennis

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>be me
>18 fresh outta high school recently found Veeky Forums
>find tranny porn on /gif/ of trannies nailing dudes
>not gay, don't know why I found it hot.
>maybe gay, who knows?
>go to craigslist
>find ladydude with balloon fake tities and lips way to big. Email it.
>scared.
>debating to go through with it.
>end up driving to the shemonsters place and sitting outside for a half hour
>cock gets hard
>icandoit.jpeg
>Sheman comes outside and has me come inside.
>nice place, smells like indians though.
>Cockgina makes me a drink and we sit on the couch for a bit.
>visibly shaking.
>Voice isn't high pitched at all and it freaks me out. Literally sounds like dud e with tits.
>Dudetitties hands me drink and sits right next to me, grabbing my arm.
>cock throbbing, confused. Not gay. Maybe gay?
>Starts rubbing my leg, slowly going higher.
continue???

>Be me, first year of university
>Taking chinese course because I want to make it once the chinese take over
>one day a 300 pound tranny starts talking to me
>I'm a kissless virgin fag so I will talk to anybody
>we get to know each other over the next few weeks studying together
>We end up having to do a joint oral presentation for the finals
>She(?) invites me over to her dorm one day to write speech
>"So user, I was thinking in our speech I could ask you to come to the movies with me?"
>"Boys always like cumming, hehe"
>Begin to spaghetti as she begins rubbing my thigh and complimenting how strong I am
>"user you look tense, why don't I help you relax?"
>She begins blowing me whilst I just sit on her soft bed awkwardly
>I'm getting my dick blown by a obese tranny however I am to scared to stop
>Tranny tries to act cute by saying japanese things in a high pitch tranny voice
>Suddenly she stops and takes down her pants
>"user... Care to return the favour?"
>Her dick is like 4 inches because of all the fat at the base
>Awkwardly begin to jack it off out of fear
>I'm not gay
>She begins to push my head down
>Try to resist but my autism says no
>Close my eyes and give the first blow job I have ever given
>As soon as she cums I wipe my face and get the fuck out of her room.
>I didn't even cum myself
>Drop out the next day

And now I am just being a NEET in my old room, trying to trade crypto so I can make it and quit working part time.

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U win kek

>at a club with bro
>gettin' eyed by 9/10 hottie on dancefloor
>slam drink
>start to grind
>cop a feel
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>makin time
>go to bathroom, enter stall
>told to sit
>awyissilovecowgirl.png
>pulls down pants and tells me to succ
>hung better than me
>panic
>ditch friend

i couldnt do it :/

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lol wtf you basically let a dude mouth rape you because you didnt have to balls to say no

sure why not sounds remotely interesting

Damn user, I have autism myself but no anxiety. Hope you find a way to come to terms with yourself, or not. Either way I don't really care.

>SHErman starts rubbing my cock through my jeans.
>Images of jesus and my mother flash through my head. I'm not fucking gay.
>feelsgoodthough.png
>Maybe it's just not gay?
>Unzips my pants. I'm rock hard already.
>Without any hesitation, it starts sucking my dick like nothing i've ever experienced.
>slurping, drool, going all the way, using her tongue. I thought this shit only existed in porn.
>lets me face fuck those horribly bloated jello lips for like 5 minutes.
>i'm bouttablow
>it takes off its shirt
>whatthefuckarethose?
>nipples aren't even, literally look like two balloons exploding from her chest.
>shoulders wider than mine.
>suddenly it clicks in my mind that i'm face fucking a man. This is not a woman.
>this is a biologically altered hemonster, satan's idea of a beautiful woman. This is an abomination to all that is holy.
>dick still hard doe
>"Wanna fuck me?" it says
>No, not really at all. I'm good with my dick being sucked and blowing a load in your mouth, but your butthole seems like an area I want no part of.
>I politely ask for more head, (s)He starts to beg for me to fuck it.
>fuckit
>hands me lube and I bend the abominable heman over the couch
>lather up for my homies and stuff it in
>deep moaning from the thing, it's little cock is rock hard.
>not really into it, but keep stuffing that turd muffin.
>it's moaning and making way too much noise, jerking its clitdick.
>want my dick sucked again
>The fantasy suddenly returns...
>Veeky Forums what have you done to me...
>I want to get fucked in the ass by a trannie
>Ask it and it agrees.
>reverse positions, except i'm laying on the courch holding up my legs. The thing enters me with its little dick.
>Just feels like I have to shit for 5 minutes while the little pecker goes at it.
>boobs literally don't move at all even when its pumping as hard as it can.
>hurts.
>get it to suck my dick some more
>tells me the thing don't eat cum
>yeah, okay
>"seriously tell me when your about to go"

>Fuck it feels good, i'm hitting the back of its throat no problem.
>bout to blooooooooooooooooooow
>puss out of blowing in her mouth, so I speak up
>toolate
>blow my load right in the back of its throat, and it fucking panics.
>runs to bathroom
>put on pants and peace the fuck out.
>wasn't bad, never did it again though. I'm married now. Don't want my kids having a father who fucks trannies. 6/10, don't regret but never again.

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>walking on a random beach cambodia 4am
>ladyboy approaches from behind
>"hey! suck your dick 10 dolla"
>i dont say no keep walking
>bends over and starts to suck as we walk
>i want more
>find quiet place
>she gets down and starts sucking again
>this time im rock hard
>literal best blowjob of my life
>check pocket for money
>fuck im about to blow my load
>shit notice my pockets empty
>dont want to get into a fight in this dark alley
>decide i have to fuck her in my hotel room
>can cum and get wallet win win
>ask her how much for fuck
>she says 30
>get tuktuk to hotel
>fuck have to get key from reception
>ask for key from manager
>dont make eye contact to much shame
>quickly go to room
>start to get undressed
>attempt to use condom
>cant get hard fuck
>ask her if she got aids
>she says no
>i think fuck it
>instant semi
>i go for it the ass aint tight to its easy to get in
>furiously fuck her for 10 mins doggy
>blow a huge load inside
>she goes to toilet
>door is broken cant close
>i peek inside
>see her squatting on toilet seat
>shitting out my cum
>take a shower wash feces off cock
>pay her and take tuk tuk back to beach
>at same beach from earlier
>i start walking in opposite direction
>she follows i dont know why she got the money
>i walk for 5mins she still behind me
>tell her to leave me the fuck alone
>she does
>i continue walking
>2 weeks later hepatitis c

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Man. I got mugged/sexually assaulted by two trannies in cambodia. I lost like 50 bucks and felt weirdly turned on.

>be me
>drinking everclear in the mall parking lot in jacksonville with the boys
>completely pissed
>being sneaky at porn in my phone
>click on trap shit from /gif/
>buddy sees it and tells my boys
>they are giving the worst bants
>buddy calls a number
>hands it to me says it's for you
>cute voice on the phone
>tells me it'll be 200 bucks for full service
>cool
>hang up and he starts laughing
>it was a tgirl
>calls me a fag and I fight him
>the boys break it up
>I call an uber
>it gets there
>hop in and pass out
>wake up in a motel 7 parking lot
>hey pfc user your pro awaits
>they point at a room and I walk right in
>she is so hot ask her to blow me first
>put my money on the counter whip it out
>she gets to work
>my buddies bust in and ask what the fuck am I doing
>tfw I forgot she was a tranny

#2 blow job I ever got though

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