Wtf no one told me the vagine was so low...

wtf no one told me the vagine was so low? she was practically sitting on the opening its like vertical i thought it was like where the beginning of my penis is but its like where my gooch is.

I used to think babies came out of girls’ buttholes lel

I thought they pissed out their ass until I was thirteen.

Do you live in Saudi Arabia or some shit?

I still jab my gfs clit sometimes.

She cries and threatens to call the police but never follows through lol

Virgin detected. Funny enough by making fun of what just about every man experiences his first time going through sex, youve exposed yourself virgin faggot

Do you not watch porn? Under the anus

Kids born in 2000 are old enough to post here and they grew up watching internet porn. There's no excuse.

>growing up in the time of porn
>didn't know where a vagina was

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Its different in person, virgin. I watched 1000s of hours of porn and hentai and i was still surprised

>be me
>16 yo
>have gf
>8 months
>first time fucking
>she virgin too
>missionary cuz she dont want me to look
>put it in the wrong hole twice
First time its hard for everyone bro

I've had sex with 11 different women and I still have trouble finding the entrance lol

>you're a virgin if you don't have 0 perception like me
Nice job outing yourself as a retard.

>microdick
>put it in her bellybutton

>Be me when I was 14
>Kissing my Spanish gf
>Her dad hates me because I'm white so it turns me on more
>Take her shirt off and start kissing on her tits
>Slowly feel my hand down her pants
>Where is it?
>Keep going for what feels like forever
>Finally find it
>Have no idea what to do
>Grab her by the pussy

I straight up grabbed it and just held on.

I remember watching porn when i was a virgin and making a mental note that the
>hole of the pussy is very close to the asshole

That line marked my first sex and my general life motto on how to act towards girls

Deep

Did she enjoy it?

>mfw I have a huge navel fetish nofap can't cure
I've never made the connection of putting the peepee inside the bellybutton, but it will always remain improbable because I like tight flat and taught navels.

Sounds like it was especially hard for her

Same

Did none of you faggots pay attention in biology or were you all buslett riders? Even if porn didn't exist you should have all learned this shit in school.

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lmao same

So ovaries are like testicles inside?

When I was a kid I thought girls got pregnant by kissing on their wedding day
And that all babies had to be cut out of their bellies by c section

Jesus Christ I hope you're all just shitposting and you're all not actually this retarded as to not to know this shit. I mean, I know some of you are going to be this retarded, but I hope that it's the minority.

so you're telling me they don't? where the fukc do they come from then?