I think I've been lifting enough to get attention from girls now

I think I've been lifting enough to get attention from girls now

However that doesn't mean I'm not a complete autist anymore, coach me through this guys. What do I say?

Gloria? More like whoria

hnng shes fucking hot

Ik, she looks like a roastie slut but I'm desperate

"You look like that slut that go famous for fucking a rapper. Kaitlen jenner"

Say "Hey, how has your week been?" Jesus you really are autistic

>dem eyebrows
kek

Ik :( help me get my pp touched guys

not fitness related

She looks ugly IMO. She just wears a pound of makeup, draws on eyebrows and cosplays as a Kardashian to cover it up.

Fuck off

I know :(

oh my god.

Kek

Oh no no no no

Tell her she’s wearing too much highlighter.

>thot makeup and style
>most likely a roastie
>weird face
>can't even have a nice body to make up for it
just fuck her from behind, and make sure its anal so you dont get your dick contaminated by her roastie flaps
only thing really stands out about her is that she looks latina or arab, then again i knew racially ambiguous white girls who would just claim to be the race of whatever the guy they are interested has a fetish for to get their attention so who knows

She's a fucking mutt.

All hope in humanity
>lost

She looks like a complete different person with out makeup

My sides are in fucking orbit user. Congrats, I've never experienced this much autism on Veeky Forums

What did she say?

is this a nigger or what is this? Is this what passes as a "white american" today?

more like boria. Women who are "conventionally" attractive just dont cut it for me anymore thanks to Veeky Forums and porn. They have to have some weird or outstanding attribute to get a reaction out of my dongle

She hasn't responded, probably never will. I think I fucked up

It's literally just an American girl. This is what 50% of American girls that are at uni look like. I'm American but Italian and German mixed so I'm not truly "white". But this isn't attractive at all. It's a pound of makeup and slutty clothes.

Solid line user stick to it

>thinking thots go on tinder dates
attractive women don’t use tinder to go on dates, they use it for a self esteem boost. Fuck stop with these same fuckin shitty ass posts, op you’re a doubly giving these hoes what they want, you faggot

I have 50 matches on Tinder and I never contact them because I don't know what to say.

It feels stupid to say anything. I'm not a funny guy, I can't flirt, I have hard time pretending I give a shit.

Too bad fitness can't cure autism.

>I'm American but Italian and German mixed
My orbit is fucking littered with sides

>If you have sex with me, I'll give you a ride on my motorbike
Then download a mod that allows motorbikes on Euro Truck Simulator

T H I C C

Keep us updated if she does

Fuck, marry, kill: lance armstrong, neil armstrong, louie armstrong

Guaranteed 100% rate

Dude you can't be an American without being a fucking mutt. Americans are literally all fucking mutts. That's why I said I'm not "white". I get it, you're a pure bred that's Hitler's wet dream.

>you're a pure bred
Fuck oath I am cunt

God bless America!

and this ladies and gentlemen is how elliot rodgers was made

No.. I think is how Elliot Rogers was made

What's wrong with her tits

that's a man fella

Leave it to the fucking prisoner descendant to shit post.

Holy shit, this has to be bait.

You tell her "hi gloria, hows your day" and then ask her what she's doing and shit and eventually ask her to meet up you fucking autist. no cheesy hookups if girls go for that shit they ugly sluts

That approach is for boring fags who can't manage to be interesting when talking to girls
>never met an emotionally cauterized nympho
Never gonna make it

For sure stop posting shit like this dude, the threads just get deleted instantly by powertripping mods.

just beee yourself

...

Start dressing in nice, fitting clothes.

Don't be a beta.

Literaly how I did when I installed tinder. Got a match with a girl I used to semi crush on. Asked her about how her day was and what she was doing.

Now we've been seeing eachother for 2 months. So yeah it works, you just gotta be hot

Nice

>successful at being mediocre with talking to someone you already know
>doesn't know how else to just hook up
>totally made it brahs

Got her ass. Nice man.

I never talked to her before so nah, just seen her on ig. Dude i swear. I talked to numerous girls I know about this. And just being yourself is what it is. But keep being a desperate autist

>a desperate autist
I get laid just fine, thanks. We differ in that since I go for casual, that's what I say up front. No need to waste time on pointless small talk, kek.

Otherwise, put some actual thought in what you're going to say.

A luz extinta...

GOTTEM
Now what?

spit my sips out lmaooooo