ITT: times you made girls spill their spaghetti (as a result of your superior Fitness™)
just happened 5
>snapchatting cutie >tells me she feels bloated >tell her to reduce sodium, stack vitamin D and cut water intake in half for a day >"omg user you're so knowledgeable about all this fitness stuff and you look so good in your stories and you're so cute" >proceeds to sperg out and send like 20 snapchats in a row of her stretchmarks, hunched over so I can see her belly rolls, exaggerating her under chin fat, telling me how small her boobs are >respond by just saying "I'd still hit it" >texts back OMG I DONT DESERVE YOU GO AWAYYYY >silence since then
she's objectively an 8 and she just lost her fucking spaghetti over my Veeky Forums average body what do I do. Pic related is her brapper
Nicholas Martinez
Ask her if she wanna meet up
Henry Reed
Get her name tattooed on your arm and tell her you love her.
Grayson Brooks
Objective 8 huh? You're retarded.
Banter with her more. Find a common interest, preferably one that gets her back with you to one of your houses alone. Slowly physically escalate during conversation, touch her arm while making a statement. Touch her leg while making her laugh. Go for the kiss only when alone. After you break the touch and kiss barrier start doing more sensual stuff, bite her kneck, gran her inner thigh, feel up her ass (preferably while kissing). Then reach in her panties and give her a clitoral orgasm, rest should be easy.
Most of all just be a fucking man. Let her talk but direct the conversation. Tell her what you want to do and let her follow you. Don't be a faggot, like calling that decent but strangly wide ass an objective 8
Connor Thomas
this
Kevin Morris
>sends photo of brapper >OP calls this spilling spaghetti
Easton James
bruh I already fucked her I don't need autist lessons post a story of you making a girl lose her spaghetti unless you can't because you D E L
Jordan Diaz
>she's objectively an 8 >stretchmarks, belly rolls, under chin fat, small boobs
The real joke here is your standards.
Mason Collins
How about the time when you didn't realise that you use social media at all/ like a girl and that you aren't a man at all.
Reading the way you conduct yourself, and adding to it the fact that you are currently BRAGGING about acting this way makes me think you've got to be either 15 years old or... I don't know I guess that's the only option.
Joseph Bell
>not liking an ass the size of which requires a few stretch marks >not liking a thicc hourglass frame
takes a skelly to attract skellies
Jacob Brooks
That ass isn't thicc. It's just fat. Stay in denial.
Christian Lee
Vitamin D has nothing to do with it. If you go higher you will need some vitamin K. But also it is a good idea overall. Reduce sodium is part of true, but if you will say this to a girl she will go crazy about sodium and won't eat it at all. Girls tends towards looking everything black and white. And yeah that water thing is also not the best.
Brayden Miller
gotta agree with the other user >stretch marks are not a prerequisite for a nice, big ass >her ass isn't that great
Daniel Bennett
Is that a female (male)?
Evan Baker
>she feels bloated She is bloated, dumbass. lol >falling for the thicc meme
Hudson Johnson
What do you snap back? Pictures of your muscles?
Connor Morris
>using Snapchat
Are you a child? This isn’t a braggable event.
Levi Fisher
Post a pic of her you spastic
Adam Edwards
You're retarded. Go sit on facebook and post pics of ur food with boomers while the cool kids are getting nudes from hot chicks you loser
Adam Brooks
until you bang her, shes just leading you on like she's leading on 10 other guys like you, fag.
prove me wrong
Hunter Taylor
this
Jace Hall
wtf
Brandon Cox
I had this happen a few months back with some Swedish chick I met on TC
Except I ghosted her and she messaged me once out of the blue >boyfriend?
Last time she said something like that she tried playing it off as a joke. Right...
Luis Hill
Sad truth
Jose Cooper
>talk to a whore about common interest LOL you're never gonna make it. You never talk to girls about "interests". You feign a little interest and mostly just meme at them until they fuck.
>most of all be a fucking man >writes a paragraph about being beta as fuck.
Alexander Reed
faking interests and memeing is beta as fuck fyi
Elijah Collins
my penis is all oiled up and ready to get jammed iya
Ian Price
I knew this girl in highschool, never really talked at all just knew her as that one with the tits. Hung out at a few high school get togethers since then and got to know her, but then last summer she posts on Facebook I need a workout buddy so I'm like "okay why not"
Now I've lost a lot of weight since highschool, then lifted for 2 years, so when she saw me I guess it was a bit of a shock. We were scanning in our passes and she kept spilling all her shit on the floor
screencap related and yeah I just took a picture of my phone with another phone shut up
Ayden Campbell
Brehs, if you make someone spaghetti unintentionally, does it count?
>several years ago >get pain radiating in groin >head to hospital >female Asian doctor comes in room >gets general info from me >asks me to drop pants to she can inspect >looking at ceiling because I feel awkward >"user, do you mind if we bring in a student resident? You can say no" >this while she is rubbing her thumb on my testicles to feel for tumors >I said sure >another, smaller, Asian woman enters >she goes red >head doctor tells her my symptoms >asks her to go inspect me >herewego.jpg >head doctor begins grilling her on male anatomy >running through every possible scenario of what my symptoms could be >the resident doctor is attempting to inspect my testicles while describing what it could be >she can't form a coherent sentence >she panics when asked about STD's >I Bert stared
I've never wanted to escape a room in my life. It was as if the head doctor was playing some game with her, trying to expose her, and using me as a prop. It was like the beginning to a porn scene or something, but this was very very real, and I was terrified while it was happening. I think this was the first time the resident doctor had ever seen a penis in person.
It's also hard not to get hard when two Asian women are inspecting your dick.
Noah Thompson
my peepee always shrinks on doctor inspections. Never big peepee :(
Carson James
kek nice job user. keep on lifting!
Jack Butler
That sucks. My dick always achieves maximum chub when exposed to other’s eyes. Even longer chub than normal. Think it’s some kind of instinctive response to attract a mate.
Liam King
>tell her to reduce sodium, stack vitamin D and cut water intake in half for a day
shit advice
Jack Hughes
If anything, you need to increase water intake to flush out the sodium.