Go to gym

>Go to use bench someone else used
>They didn't wipe it down
>There is an ass sweat line on the bench

>go to use squat rack
>only 2 in gym
>both being used by bloatlords
>do accessories till they're done
>pretty fatigued so squats suffer
>never gonna make it to 3pl8

>smelling the machine seat after roaste finishes her set

>barbell is most
>lick it

lol I get blood on the bars at my gym all the time. I would do something about it but its already a shithole

just ask to work in you autist

Congratulations on being an actual subhuman who would risk disease transfer because he's too fucking stupid to clean up after himself.

>risk infection
laugh at this bitch pussy lol

>go to gym
>post-workout shower
>not sure if you trod in bodywash or semen

Enjoy your HIV straight from the blood of some random nigger

oh yeah baby because white people can't be the ones giving you STDS

>that one bar that has the knurling completely worn down and is permanently greasy/slippery feels like it's going to slip out of your hands and decapitate you when you use it
>arrive at the gym during normie pow-wow and it's the only one available

>taking the word nigger literally
shut up faggot

Aw

I skipped incline sit-ups today because the dude on the bench was sweaty and wearing next to nothing.

>reach for your sips after your set
>take one sip and realize it's not your sip that u sipped

>it's okay when I bleed on gym equipment because wtf are you a racist? Lol

Slick maneuver, kid

>door swings open to instructor's class
>enveloped by warm and humid yoga farts

>using one of the benches
>gymbro asks if he can use the bench after Im done with the next set
>when I'm done I leave a 0.8g cokeball to increase his gains

>go to gym
>post-workout shower
>slip on something on the way into the shower, fall on arse
>ram foot into wall in reflex
>hurts like shit
>nobody's there to see, so limp into shower and clean up
>hurts more and more on way home
>finally give up and go to ER
>wait five hours to see a doctor
>compression fracture in joints of two toes, fracture in metatarsal
>they just tape it up and give me painkillers
>hobble around on crutches for a month
>both toes are completely immobile, can't bend them at all
>can't do calf raises
>got a faint permanent limp
I shower at home now.

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Jesus christ that attempt...

>walk past a female
>take a deep breath and smell her sweet scent

>working out with dumbells
amirite guySS?