Hey user when did you get so fit? Do you play sports?

Lmfaooo

>looks down at my own muscles
>"Haha oh these old things? I grow them myself"

>I take a step towards them

>"it's what I can do with them that would interest you, can I have your number?"

Idk something simple like that would yield good results

I have a job that requires lifting, makes me not sound like a douche gymgoer

Jesus. You are the true faggot

user are you honestly autistic?

Nah I have a manly job that gets me these guns ladies

whud da hell

kek

why stop at one step? why not take like 7 or 8 steps until ur well behind them and then peer over your shoulder and then say
>would you like to find out what these babies can do? see me in the parking lot in 25 minutes...

i work on a farm, so it's mostly from carrying sacks and wrestling livestock

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This is actually pretty good. I'll at it to my toolbox of tricks for dealing with females.
No, I'm not autistic. People like cheeky coy comments, it's how individuals in real life interact.

>Hey user when did you get so fit? Do you play sports?
Nah, I eat pizza and drink beer all the time, I'm just naturally like this.

*takes 7 or 8 steps behind u*
nothin personnel

cant make this shit up

why ballet?

*flexes a 'cep*

glad I don't live in some cucked warm city with beaches where all the white girls destroy their skin with tans and look 10+ years older than they are. The one in the middle looks like she's over 30.

You're right
The tools in my tool box aren't made up, they're proven methods of interacting with females that I use every day

Yeah I golf and take a jog every now and then.
This is the exact right answer.

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Trying that hard to emulate the flex a cep one

>I'm sport

thank god i go to threads like these so I learn what not to say

wait a minute, is this fucking eden?

>falling for the NOHIP meme

Ah, it is 'you have beautiful eyes' user.

>y-you too

Include me in the screencap.flac

Plz post more tools

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Please share some of your other tools with us

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right is ayylmao status
left looks like grandma but with better skin
middle is breddy gud

>Jaw drops to the floor.
>Eyes pop out.
>Sound effect of, "AWOOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!!" >Places eyes and jaw back in place.
>Regains composure
Eh hem, you three look quite lovely.

this gets me everytime

Then again you're not autistic like the rest of us and you know what girls want?

Next time you take a girl out on a date, bring her to a restaurant where you know some of the female cocktail waitresses. When they come over and say hi to you, your date is going to get intimidated.

Doesn't matter if you've actually hooked up with the waitresses, the girl will think you might have

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I do, but the important thing here is 2 >>> 1 > 3

Im just a lucky guy :DD

Simply divine.

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hmm close. 2 >>>> 1/3

kek

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i do PPAAARRRKOUUURRRRR nigga

youtube.com/watch?v=XBf3Y0m2hpk

best response after wiifit and zumba

Fpbp

Only acceptable answer

Graceful, artistic form of dancing. Compare yoga to Eric Bugenhagen weightlifting.

close, but you forgot to flex a cep

No. and I can tell you don't

Film this if you do it

>wiifit
do normies still remember what this is?

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holy shit i havent laughed so hard in a long while, i have tears in my fucking eyes god damn fit never change

These girls are probably in their thirties and fat now.
>tfw

>Yeah, volleyball in high school.
I'm 6'2" so that takes care of that.

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I saw all the replies and I thought it was gonna be really smooth and witty. But by the time I got to the third line of greentext I was like “this is awful... ooohh they’re making fun of him”

yes. WiiFit is zeitgeist

>I grow them myself
>Take a step towards them
Fucking good laugh man

theyre not making fun of me

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>I take a step towards them
YOU FUCKING RAPIST

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Is having sex a sport? If yes, than no.

Good response for conversation starting. With that shotgun list of topics, odds are they'll know/have experience with something.

i very much enjoy this post

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yes, its an endless world.

jej

Is Kaz curling 100s?

underrated

So fucking autistic he doesn't answer one of the questions. This the type of nigga that need to rehearse his phone call to dominos.

Is this the revenge of 'cep user?

NO MA'AM I JUST LIKE TO PICK THINGS UP
AND PUT THINGS DOWN

SQUEEZE MY ARM BITCH