Anyone else rather go thirsty than drink tap water?

You're just saying to be safe, not because you actually mean it. Accept that you're all fags.

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you have black people bath water in your taps

i dont care, i already jerked off

Kansas city suburb idk i feel its a bit estrogen-y

dubs confirm, I want off of this humid, swampy shithole that is most of Georgia

tap water is good as fuck.

Well if that's your thing, I just wanted to warm the horny masses.

warn*

t. fatty

There's fucking nothing that beats plain water after lifting or cardio but your fat brain can't comprehend such pleasure

We have so much water here, and it's free. So most bottled water companies settle here to sell you fucks water. Therefore, I can assume it's up to the same quality standards as my tap water (it is). So, I have no trouble drinking it. But here's a funny story for you fucks.
>Few years ago
>Beta virgin hiding in my dad's basement all day
>Oil spill reaches our water supply
>Fuck big alert, don't drink water, you can't even boil this out
>They set up points where you can pick up water bottle for free
>Being too autistic to go outside and get some water for free, I decide to get creative
>First I empty all the milk
(We don't drink juice or anything, or barely, so I couldn't go for that)
>Then I start picking up snow, shit ton of it, melting it, then boiling it to drink it
Let me tell you, the taste is fucking disgusting, and I had these little black shits at the bottom, like rubber, but the size of my micropenis (1 millimeter per 1 millimete). I think I just stopped doing that and didn't drink water for a day or two.

fresh veggies and fruit is a close second. red bell pepper especially.

...why didn't you just drink the milk?

>First I empty all the milk
Think I just poured out in the sink?

Yes if English was your native tongue you would realize that is what you implied in that sentence

Stop trying to justify your incapability to understand simple logic.
>Why would I empty it in the sink
>Why is it relevant to the story
>Why you assumed emptying was necessarily about wasting it, instead of emptying the cartoon itself into my body
Retard

Build your immunity to toxins and shit. Drink tap you pussy, stay hydrated anywhere.

The milk statement is followed by claims of its supposed superiority.

Honestly, whey + casein shakes with water and stevia are creamy.

Empty sounds like u dumped the milk. I asked the same question as i read this.
>first I drank all the milk

Retard

Supplement with iodine and move out of your fluoridated state

>tfw the enlightened, decalcified spiritual utopia of New Jersey

I used to be avoid drinking straight from the tap, but I eventually ordered a water testing kit out of curiosity and found it was actually higher quality than bottled water I had on hand.

I somehow doubt that. Not that you don't have delicious clean water but that water could possibly run through miles and miles of pipe and somehow be cleaner than a bottle version.

How

>drinks tap water
owie
>drinks tap water
OWWWWWWW
>opens mouth in shower for a quick drink
mmmMMMMM FUCK
>rinse teeth out with water after brushing
aaaeeeiiii owowowowow
>give my cat tap water to drink
meeeeoooowwwowowowow
>take a hit of tap water
ahhhhhhhh ohhh owwww

Been drinking tap my whole life, am I ok?

No you are literally a estrogen filled submissive beta

spotted the pajeet

>no person NEEDS 3 guns

Quit being a weak spoiled little faggot and drink your goddamned water.

Nah bro, that's Bakhar Nabieva

Fuck off /pol/

point this girl to the calf raise