Why didn't you start lifting at 13. By highschool you would have been a chad with hgh and test released from lifting...

Why didn't you start lifting at 13. By highschool you would have been a chad with hgh and test released from lifting. You would fuck hot stacy's every day.
Just LOL @ people who start lifting in their twenties

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girl looks really hot till you remember the gross slurping noises and stupid pig getting slaughtered screaming on javs
GOD i hate javs

Because my parents never educated me on what healthy food is and just let me eat whatever I wanted until I actually realized how much of a mess I was.

yeah ok just let me hop in my time machine and tell my 13-year-old self to start hitting the weights

better late than never

I tried but I didn't know shit about training and nutrition, the PT just put me on some meme bodysplit and I wasted money on a few supplements, total failure.

Do you know why 13 year olds don't lift?

Yeah what a great idea. Start lifting during puberty so that my height growth is restricted and I become a manlet. Wish I could have known.

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This time it’s subs, not dubs.

FAG

Thats what makes it good

Had a lot of shit to take care of. Be happy mommy and daddy could love you and help you grow up at the tender age of 22 after graduating college. Oh I bet they paid for that too right? Oh sweetie.

fag

>bololi.com
bololi has chinese models
no J in ops pic

>also 2018
>not like slaughtering pigs

what are you a soyboy?

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>roastie flaps
>fake tits
>chub with barely any hip/waist ratio
>deformed potato face
>really hot

WHAT A RETARDED POST

>pig getting slaughtered screaming
I'll take this in a second over a western girl doing nonstop OH YEAH FUCK MY ASSHOLE WITH YOUR BIG COCK narration and stupid "sexy" faces
I genuinely don't know who finds that shit arousing.

>bicep curls and dumbell rows
>restricting growth

>Girl in JAV cover
>voluptous 9/10 qt3.14
>girl in actual JAV video
>4/10 thing with horrifyingly bad teeth

At least in western porn I know what kind of bitches Im getting

every time

Why didn’t you start lifting at all user? Do you enjoy being a weak Piece of shit? Lmaoing at your life right now bro

because my parents didn't give a shit about me and left me to my own devices so I was raised by my computer

Wrong
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>gross inner labia hanging out
>implant line under tit
>most men have better hip to waist ratios than she does
>her face looks so weird and fake, like it's melting


I get she's asian and people tend to have low standards for them but damn get a grip

I don't think >muh development actually matters that much as its your shit tier hormonal profile that led you to make such bad choices in the first place. High T Chads are driven to compete and dominate by nature.

same with asians irl, they look good in photos and only photos

>stunting your growth


Mmm, I’ll pass.

>Why didn't you start lifting at 13.
If I started lifting at 13 I would be like 5 foot 4 inches
I know one kid who did that and he stunted his growth.

Pretty sure that's all bullshit

Went to school with a guy named Stacy who was trained from child and he was like 6'2" I guess you have to make your kid big as fuck if you're going to name him Stacey

Shut the fuck up, manlet.

Because when I was 13 I didn't give a shit about being ripped. I was a theater kid, not a wrestler.

>Why didn't you start lifting at 13
Because I didn't understand why I should, fucking hindsight though.

My entire life is full of should have done this. Now I'm filled with regret.
At least I started lifting though. A couple years ago I bragged about how strong I was without ever lifting weights.

Dude i had a lot going on at 13. It was bad enough.

I'd recently moved states, lost all my friends, was discovering GRILLS, started high school for the first time, my ex-navy brother was to manipulate every aspect of my life, i had severe depression and manic swings, and i coped with all of this by retreating into my computer.

Little had i known that right there i had seeded the very makeup of how my brain copes and chooses to deal with stress - very short high-positive, low-risk, almost zero negative feedback loops.

I've always been insular and independent but didn't gain the confidence until i was like 28, which is fucking awful and mind blowing.

tl;dr I'm sumb but it's not my fault, and no 13yo themselves should ever be blamed.

Not til they're like 20.

What's so wrong with people starting to lift in their 20s? Most people start declining in looks after 25, both men and women start getting fatter and unattractive.

And then you come into the picture. The only alpha with a god tier physique. It's honestly better than lifting in high school where you'll have competition with the athlete students. Most adults are either fat or dyel. You'll stand apart from them and be rewarded with praise.

Watching white men railing random nip girls in their shitty small apartments is the greatest porn. Also Mulatto girls in maid outfits with slavery under tones.

>Also Mulatto girls in maid outfits with slavery under tones.
Holy shit I gotta find some of this.

same fags

And there goes my nofap

Stop watching porn, but next time you watch porn look at the comments- there will be dozens of people engaging in some bizarre sort of roleplay ("oooh yes baby look how you take that cock in your petite juicy ass! I want her to get fucked by a giant black dick while I watch!")
Not to turn the thread into /pol/ but that shit was what convinced me there's a social engineering aspect to porn. It's one thing to ask for sauce or say "damn that's hot" but that weird type of porn talk isn't normal or healthy

Damn, didn't see that implant scar on phone, but everything else is fine.

Life ends at 20 you brainlet, who in their right mind would want a woman in their 20s to be the mother of their children

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>same fags
Sorry, I saw it happen with my own eyes. If you do Cardio and light lifting you'll be fine though

>>gross inner labia hanging out

Do you even know what a labia is?

yep, idrc about outer labia but I hate too much inner labia, she looks loose as fuck
you can clearly see it, it was inserted from the inner part of the tit, her name is Mao jiu Jiang Sakura, she's had several surgeries and tons of skin whitening (as if her botched face wasn't a big enough clue)
if her waist was 5 inches smaller she might could pass off as a butterface

Yeah sorry there's no bulge in her crotch Romeo.

you're right, because it's falling out her gstring
I'll admit it's not as much as I've seen some asian girls have, but any outies is a no-go for unless she had kids or has roast beef for reasons that aren't whoring around which is understandable

But I started lifting when I was twelve and acted like a dumb ass shonen character all through high school. I never got laid because I was too busy training even back then

At 13 my dad started waking me up at 4 and taking me to the gym before school Monday through friday. From the 10th grade on I took weight training every semester and got in a second session a day as well as tae kwon do twice a week. Just couldn't get big, I was 6'4" and skelly.

It's best that I worked up the mental fortitude from rejection. I became more calculated from it. Now I am working to get fit by 24 and get 19 year old Stacys.
Almost 5'11'' btw

My parents told me that lifting weights at 12 was bad for my health or something.

>sex makes labia bigger
no, it fucking doesn't. have you ever had a gf?

started lifting at 15, had a hot gf by 16

and yet whores have roasties and virgins don't hmm

>even believing the myth set by feminist whores in the first place

steadyhealth.com/topics/the-more-sex-the-looser-labia-minora

skin is like a rubber band right? say if you constantly pull and nab at a piece of skin, overtime it will get looser and age and yet somehow this applies everywhere except for womens labias

given there are some genetically blessed women who can have sex for years and give birth and maintain an innie naturally

It's not a matter of believing anyone. I've had two multi year relationships with sex 4-5 times a week and there was never a change in the labia, and I'm 7x5.5.

>sex with one guy for several years doesn't change the labia
wow, I would have never guessed, it's almost as if I said whoring changes labia

what fucking difference would it make?

>implying I care about sex at all
Women are crude and temporary. Hobbies and interests are forever

say there's a rubber band, the rubber band gets tossed around the class and stretched constantly, different stretching lengths, different amount of times stretching etc

get the rubber band back, you'll notice how much it is stretched out, where as if you stretch it several times yourself, you'll only start noticing when its extremely stretched out and has "wear and tear" marks, callicuses, etc

you've DEFINITELY never seen a vagina irl

>you don't fall for the "my roastie flaps aren't from whoring!!!" whore myth
>it's cause you never seen a vagina irl and I came to that conclusion because you know how skin works
are you a roleplaying roastie? if so that would explain a lot

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and there you have it, you exposed yourself, badly disguised roastie/roastie whiteknight, congrats

post body count

4 I had sex with and 5 I saw irl, 5 was one of those "fuck me in the ass because I love jesus"type girls

Did you even read the page properly? It's about how much sex you have in general, not about if it's different people. So even if you get your hypothetical qt 3.14 virgin, you'd notice the same. And no, skin is not like a rubber band. Apart from that, your analogy does not hold up because the stretching of a material is dictated by the biggest force exerted on it, i.e, the furthest you ever stretched it. I have a fairly smol gf and can't even go all the way in because it would hurt her and she's still an innie after about a year of 4-5 times sex per week.

TL;DR Please go back to your /r9k/ containment board, you clearly never had sex or a relationship.

last time you saw pussy was the day you were born

>So even if you get your hypothetical qt 3.14 virgin, you'd notice the same
I said it before and I'll say it again, some girls are genetically blessed and can have cute tight innies forever no matter how much sex they had
amber peach is a good example of this, even though shes fat she has a nice pussy
>And no, skin is not like a rubber band. Apart from that, your analogy does not hold up because the stretching of a material is dictated by the biggest force exerted on it
then why exactly do people tell others not to pull onto facial skin? pull on breasts? etc?
think of ear gauging

>I have a fairly smol gf and can't even go all the way in because it would hurt her and she's still an innie after about a year of 4-5 times sex per week.
>hurr I don't put it all the way in and shes not loose therefore ill keep watering the roastie myth

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>So even if you get your hypothetical qt 3.14 virgin
>the furthest you ever stretched it.
>smol
>"LOL VIRGIN"
>go back to r9k
only mad roasties talk like that, go back and whine to the harpies on lolcow about how evil men are for not wanting to put our dick into contaminated piles of roast beef

uhh, asian girls look like THAT?!

not naturally kek

i started freshman year of HS, I dont know if i could say i became a chad, but by sophmore year i definetly felt alot more confident in myself and body, I even got a 7/10 gf that lasted 3 years

Her face is full of makeup and she's wearing contacts.

Jesus she's a Chinese not Japanese.

>started lifting in first year to deal with insecurities about strength
>by second year become attractive
>fall for the permabulk meme
>benching 315 for reps by year 4
>end up getting fat as fuck
>lose alll attention, respect and friends
>atleast im strong r-right

Only once i realized i was 300 lbs i figured it wasnt worth it, finally back down to 250 and im much happier, just trying to get to 210

>tfw turning 20 this month

Fucking kill me

how tall are you?
why did you get so fat, was it part of a goal?
I have a friend who wrestles, he's 6'2, 270lbs and does fine with girls and has lots of friends...

>actually wanting to share a house with a teenager, the mother of your children no less
Jesus Christ, have you actually heard one of them open her mouth? I'd rather kill myself with a rusty spoon

I did

Pic is me @ 19

@ 16

No pics before this age

don't take the bait, it seems like they were mocking losers who scream "hit the wall" hence "life ends at 20"

either that or someone who lives in a fucking anime

>"Lol roastie"
Wow, textbook coping mechanism, guess you don't even lift, hm? But hey, have fun being a bitter khv for the rest of your life because of your /r9k/ double standards. Cheers!