Maxed out my runescape account

>maxed out my runescape account
>took steroids and got greek god bod
>$250k in bank account $3 million portfolio
>learned spanish and russian and currently learning persian
>traveled to nearly every country
>built a school in zambia
>saved a hippo that got attacked by poachers
>read the entire western canon
>still a virgin

Mirin

You're the most interesting virgin in the world. I've been with 3 girls at 25 and don't feel much better. I'm alone now. Sex makes you feel better for a day or two

>Whining about your untouched cock
Nothing gets ladies wetter than your gaping insecurities

You’re the epitome of
>I refuse to take action and let my life take care of things

You deserve it bro

Overcompensation is a hell of a drug.

I hope you mention you have a maxed out RuneScape account to the ladies. Because if you don't no wonder you're still a virgin

you know you can pay for sex, right?

Got the interesting backstory down, all you need is competent social skills and you've made it.

what's the point in writing all that bullshit just to add to the innumerable river of autistic, cringy lies and r9k-tier whining to this dyel board? were the 15 replies you're gonna get worth the time?

This

possessor of vaginal uteran structure detected

>>traveled to nearly every country
>still haven't had sex
I'm guessing you haven't been to south east asia?
Places there will give you a blowjob just for walking through the door.

>>maxed out my runescape account
Mate, a chick sucked my dick just because I got 99 herblore.

Brutal bloatmogg

>live in vegas
>been with 9 or so club sluts
>4 hookers
>1 8-month relationship that resulted in her cheating and me kicking her out
>all the promiscuity happened when I realized I'll never find a relationship in this town
>dad in too sick of health for me to move, too scared to leave job and look for work in another city because finding this job was hard enough as is


>tfw lifting, the dog, and riding motorcycles is all I have

Life in America sounds like suffering

>currently learning persian
لماذا لم تتعلم اللغة الاصلية التي هي العربية ايها العاهر المثلي محب قضيب الرجال؟

>college degree but neet for years after graduation
>fatass, but lost it and became skinnyfat masterbod
>got shit job that pays the bills
>met qt virgin
>married later this year
I'm 194cm, but I don't think that helped any :^)

Sabes español? Pues me cago en tus muertos jajaja

That's arabic motherfucker

sounds a little like me desu, not quite as far financially though, and been with >40 women, but
> still no soulmate
(lost her..)

I said why didn't you learn the original version of the language which is Arabic?