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>Wouldn't you date a shorter guy, like around 5 feet?
>No, I think it's weird, like I'm dating my brother. It's like I'm going out with a child.

Sorry, manlet bros.

My girlfriend was once talking to her female friend while I was around. The topic was the new boyfriend her friend got, who was a pretty big loser. When she asked her how tall is he, she said "173cm" and my gf started laughing and said "Mirta, guys under 180cm are called friends". Me being 190cm tall started laughing my ass off and kissed her and told her she keeps surprising me day after day.
C'mon guys wasn't it times you finally learned?

you were born yesterday you fucking idiot?

Someone is gonna commit suicide because of posters like you. You're like a 15 year old girl.

Quem é essa?

>and then everybody clapped

Bitches are dumb, as long as you are half a head taller than her she is going to think you're tall. Same with dick size, they have tiny ass hands and often think average dicks are big.

Uma qualquer aí do Tinder.

Falseflagging, actual tall people think it's shallow when women have height requirements they state openly.

True.

Being a manlet is a natural slut protection.

>hauahaua
>haua
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>tfw i am 175cm and my gf is 178
larp more lanklet

People have preferences

Well, this is about the general tendencies of a sex.

A wise man once said
"Hey at least being tall has one advantage. It acts as a filter to basic bitches like that!"

>Natural selection creates natural preferences towards certain traits
>certain body types are preferred

Maybe women don't like manlets cause they never learn

dont worry manlet bros. I'm 6'1 and anytime on tinder a girl asks my height I tell them I am 4'11 and see how fast they unmatch me.

I'm 6' and like short girls anyway, ideally I like girls who are 5'3-5'5ish, anyone else they've dated have normally been around 5'8. Unless short guys have some sort of 6' monster girl fetish they really don't have a problem.

I like small chicks so my dick looks massive.

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I heard my gf and her friends say guys without 18" arms aren't dateable

A 5 foot tall guy would be pretty damn short, I can see why women wouldn't want to be with a guy who's only 5 feet tall

>My girlfriend was once talking to her female friend while I was around. The topic was the new boyfriend her friend got, who was a pretty big loser. When she asked her whats wrong, she said "Reply to this post or your mother will die in your sleep tonight"

Things that never happened

WRONG

>its another episode of lanklet found his gf masturbating to zac efron pics again

Is this some kind of manlet reveng porn?

>"I was in... Hillary Clinton"

an user posted this once kek hesaid it infuriated him and asked us what he can do to stop it

>tfw 6'4
>gf is 5'0

I don't get it, there's nothing unreasonable about this post. It sounds like normal gf interaction to me. I don't understand how this conversation could be implausible.

Think of your children user...

>this much ugly lanklet C O P E
When will uggo lanklets realize its all about that face and stop coping this hard?

This. My dad is 5'9 but my mom is 5'10, I topped out at 6'1. It matters.

I just cant unsee how crooked toms mouth is compared to his nose.. every single time I see a pic, it ruins every movie I have ever seen with him in it

I know I'm not gonna marry her. She's just another womanlet that I stole from you manlets to fill with my cum

all i see is mummyfu going for his dick

someone is actually going to kill themselves because of these fucking memes

>you manlets

>implying we like these wome=anlets
t.5'5 with 5'9 mommyfu
stay with your subhuman nigger

It's funny cause if a muscular 5'5" guy hit on a girl they'd be all over him, height only comes into play when both guys are dyels

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>even Brazilian normie girls laugh like their internet counterparts.
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

:)

...so literally evolution?

Holy shit lmao. It's like I told a story about how my girlfriend beat up a guy because he was a manlet and then made me take a piss on him while 3 gorillas were hooting and banging on their chest. Are you midgets seriously that insecure about your height and delusional that you will tell me what I wrote is so unlikely?
Women don't like short guys. End of story. Not even guys respect short guys and there are thousands upon thousands of posts, screenshots, stories and videos that prove that. You are short, you will never get the same amount of respect as a tall guy and you will never catch girls eyes as a tall guy. Accept it. Stop convincing yourself otherwise.

Why do any of you around the 6'2 range date 5-foot girls? I'm 6 foot 2 and find 5'10-6' girls to be the most attractive. My gf is 5'10 and 6'1 with heels & I think it's perfect. I see some guys like 1 feet taller than their GF.

They are pedophiles but won't admit it

failing to see how that's a bad thing

nigger

Top kek this delusional lanklet actually believes his bullshit

Partly because I've always felt short and now I'm over compensating, partly just because that's naturally what I'm attracted to. I don't think you can explain it beyond that.

It's really the same as any man wanting to be taller. It's mainly tone tall, girly to be short.

Well a short dude is gonna get more pussy than a fatass
T. Fatass

See

Também, 1,50m é foda né

Was he trying to get taller by getting those neck length gains?

height is probably the last thing that make people respect you. wealth, family background, social class and education all matter more. you will never be half as respected as a 5'4 surgeon no matter the amount of autistic screetching on this chinese cartoon imageboard

>hauahauahau
What did >she mean by this?

Who the fuck uses CM?

T. Manlet who thinks he has a respected job.

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lets try this again

>Who the fuck uses CM?

Tall girls aren't attractive to me, I think it's fucked seeing a guy with a girl who's taller than him.

>150cm
Porra...

Little do they know OP is 6'6''.

Who else 6'6+ here?

>tfw live in europe so we use metric system
>the manlet cutoff is 180 cm and not 182,5 as in usa
>tfw not a manlet

you can clearly see this isnt even the exact font messenger uses and you can see that the spacing is fucked up
who actually takes the time to make these lol

:(

let me guess, 5'9? 5'10 maybe?

>tom cruise laughing
>hes 5'7

Send source

That's fucking Tinder, retard.

this better you sad little man?

and still not the right font lol. im pretty sure the reason you incels cant get laid because youre dumb. like youre so dumb its visible irl

>tfw 179cm

>Anyone who disagrees with me is a manlet
You have the mind of a manlet

I fucked her ass too t. manlet

Tfw 176cm. Why the FUCK am I still living?

I'm 185 and I think the heightfagging is stupid as shit. Regularly call out female friends who do that.

>virgins calling others less of a man
Veeky Forums was a mistake

Everyone.

I'm 176, life is just fine. Stop being insecure

br subhuman
sopa de macaco

Grow, grow, grow

>everyone here is a virgin
Project harder

exactly what a virgin would say

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those are women inches though so that makes it easier.

Sorry, manlets.

>Not dating 4'10" girls so you can throw them around like ragdolls
Shit taste

São gaúchos usando tu? Ou só estou enganado msmo? Hwyahqya