Attractive girl walks into the room

>attractive girl walks into the room
>can suddenly do 6 extra reps

why

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rush of adrenalin

arousal boosts test

>attractive girl braps in front of me.
>can suddenly 4plt.

why

>attractive girl walks into the room
>suddenly feel violent
why?

>attractive girl walks in the room
>i 360 and walk away
why?

Some of her angled photos make her look like a young Ozzy Osbourne.

>I'm not high.

How can she be so petite and have big beautiful breasts at the same time?

>benching
>about to fail set
>not this shit again
>gymcrush enters gym
>grunt unironically manly af and do 2 more reps
>mfw there are people in 2018 who have not taken the TRUE womanpill

>my peers watch me lift
>hit instant prs

>I'm not high

>attractive girl walks in
>instadepressed but 3 reps more

what's funny is that the more suicidal I get the better I lift, which in turn makes me less suicidal

...

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Not gonna lie, there is something

This indeed happens. Probably adrenaline?

Her eyes freak me out. She's got eyes like a succubus or something.

Ikr why are they so fucking big and bright

Normally I love that, but hers are fucking uncanny

>Failing set
>Start visualising myself fucking hot bitches
>Pump out extra reps with demonic look on face

Shit works, plain and simple

I saved the deepfakes vid of "her" in the shower to look at in between diddylift sets

At least post the webm

>thots starts moaning beside you
>workout ruined

...

>women bullying each other with their titties

alpha gains goblin

>Saw a girl yesterday
>Incredibly cute, dreadlocks combined with normal hair
>wearing yoga pants or whatever you call them
>Her front part kinda looked like pic related
>Nice ass
>Everything looked so tender
>Barely survived

Alone.

how about you post them fag.

>like pic related

what the fuck

it's a mindset

Hard to describe breh. Maybe a fat upper pussy area combined with a bit of a tummy,but thanks to the pants a seamless transition

its because you were mocked and humiliated as a young man seeking attention from pretty girls, this humiliation has caused you to become a twisted person. Now all you need to do is embrace this feeling and got rape and kill a few whores to get it out of your system so you can lead a normal life once again... happy serial killing :D

Come here darling. Love me

What I never get aroused by seeing girls irl, unless they were walking around naked or something.

You sound like someone who still jacks off to pics of naked ladies, I did that shit when I was a teen, now i need hardcore big dick porn to get off. Get on my level kid.

You're afraid of girls so your fight or flight response kicked in

>blue board

if its suckubus-my-dick then am all in for it user

That's pretty sad desu.

>attractive girl walks into the room
>feel nothing
why?

Why you say that user?

This is the edgiest post on Veeky Forums right now.

>attractive girl walks into the room
>It’s me in a costume
why?

> attractive girls walks in
> is man

Traps are gay

You're supposed to get attracted to real live human women, that's just natural. Inability to do that seems like a disorder to me.

> I never get aroused by seeing girls irl, unless they were walking around naked
>now i need hardcore big dick porn to get off

user, you are gay

>girl comes to gym with her boyfriend
>somehow she seemingly has the exact same workout routine as I do
honestly a bit uncomfortable

rong

>ywn put those milkers in your mouth

Just make do with what you get breh. I only get by day by day, knowing that I will never lie in Eva Greens arms

Jewish

What your thinking of is called the mons pubis

Thanks for reminding me m8

It's tough bro..

What? No shut up! It's pretty normal for guys to get desensitized to women because of porn. You sound like a low test cuck.

>gib demen gf plz

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Cuz you are a fag

unironically a good post. Although this is obvious satire it outlines a very real problem in developing males and the gradual warping of their minds due to excessive porn.

>I did that shit when I was a teen, now i need hardcore big dick porn to get off. Get on my level kid.
Definitely not something to brag about at all

But if i see a nice ass I still look at it or a nice figure, it just doesn't make me go boner mode.

Maybe you are a semi-fag?

try /NoFap/, hard mode did wonders for me, still rocking almost 2 years later (22 months atm).

360 you'll be facing the same way..

>dreadlocks combined with normal hair
>wearing yoga pants or whatever you call them
>pic related

this board i swear to god

Are you new? Faggot

This has literally never happened to me. Am I gay?

>he can't double down
I'm wondering if you're the new one, not him.

lurk for 2 years before posting, newfag.

Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

Can someone paint this shit

If you can pump out 6 extra reps you’re obviously a bitch and haven’t been putting in real effort

If you said 1 or 2 then I’d say that’s normal but 6 is way too many

>ex walks into room
>suddenly feel dead
why?

>GIVE ME YOUR GAINS user, YOUR GAINS OR YOUR SOUL

>incredibly cute
>dreadlocks
pick one

>attractive girl walks into the room
>suddenly flex a 'cep and say " how's this for a start?"

This is how to do it

>teeth stains

Jesus Christ no

you need to go to /nofap/ I'm on day 4 and I got a boner in church this morning...

Repent you fucking degenerate

>pic related

She's deformed

That's lipstick you virgin

Do you think I'm blind, it's a comment on it being disgusting in that high a resolution retard

i like this

>tfw no malkavian gf

>All the men at the pool haven't lifted anything in their entire lives

that's not a bad idea man

>oh hi Mark

>attractive girl walks into the room, can suddenly do 6 extra reps
Ok, first off, your wife ain't that attractive.
Your home gym is where you slack, but you're desperate to hide it from her. Doing a few reps might fool her, but not us.

One day she'll discover that all those money you claimed went to equipment, has actually been used for hookers and booze.

Yeah lol at these kids. If your dick even twitches at anything less ripped, monster cock shemales getting assfucked by pitbulls, then you need to grow up.

What did Ed say?

>can suddenly do 6 extra reps
you were doing bitch weight

Actual semen demon.

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Young ozzy osbourne is pretty and handsome at the same time.

Ed Gein, Maitre d in accounting?

You weren't really trying before desu

no, serial killer: wisconsin in the 50s

>attractive girl walks into the room
>no change in lifting performance because seeing an attractive girl doesn't magically generate more ATP

waow

Who's the blond with the jiggly jugs?

>he can't triple troll
Come back in a few years kiddo

How is your sex life?

Wow, I can tell by that comment that you must be really smart!! Out of curiosity, have you ever had your IQ checked, if I were to guess I'd say you are at a genius level.

>physical performance comes down to literally just ATP