/fraud/ - no edition edition

/fraud/ - no edition edition

Read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index before asking your absolutely retarded questions. No exceptions.

If you must, don't.

No, we cannot

Take ownership of your own actions for once in your miserable life.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.

Previously on nice arsehole general:

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youtube.com/watch?v=G10WqzInSRk
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26074747
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4462037/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25461682
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Sure you do

just leave the attachments behind while doing so

Why should i do that when does also works for me.

also good luck donating blood while using fina

>donating blood
why the fuck would i care about that, you idiot?

Good luck sticking needles in your veins then

i hope you get blood cancer

is retardation a side effect of gear?
what the fuck are you talking about, little guy?

he's on deca it's to be expected

I was curious if you were avoiding finasteride because side effects. Im on TRT so maybe I can request a phlebotomy (medically prescribed asanguination) if I were to take finasteride.

Anyone use hcg to prevent testicular atrophy?

But being dyel is considering your pictures, kek

Why all this big talk pussy. I am not impressed with your chemical tren confidence

Come one let's do it faggot i rek you on everywhere i can, you're battling a god.


That was indeed some of the reasons. But then i also found out about the donation.

yes and for larger loads and therefore greater/longer orgasms

but not atm

a god with the mental capacity of a small rodent and the body to match?
don't make me laugh, you filthy hayseed.

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It's great ain't it dumb stale troll

Yes

Just to be clear i was thinning at the front of my hairline and temples were receding a bit while being on masteron. I managed to stop all that and regrow hair

don't expect super miracles when you're heavily balding

mast what are your lifts

cheers

Shitty lighting but should I bulk or cut?

Bulk more* or cut

You should dump Jesus because he obviously does not love you with those nipples.

My bodyfat is around 16%+
I should just finish my cut before going on my first cycle, right?
I expect to eat more than maybe needed on it, since I'd rather bulk too much than too little.

Yes. Finish your cut

HCG dosage and when to use?

try lifting weights

You already look like a freak but in a negative way so your only option is to pin, eat big, lift big and get big until people will shit their pants in fear when they see a sidewalk crackin' flesh golem.

>You should dump Jesus
This. Instead believing in jewish fairytales you should believe in yourself and leave humanity behind. There is no place for people like you and me here.

>I'd rather bulk too much than too little
I did that and became a fat fuck. You can always cut later but it's not worth it.

>m-muh you need to be a bodybuilder before going on steroids
Don't make him waste more years
Should cut? Yes.
Have to? Not really.

Just know you will have to shave off that fat at some point no matter what.

Thoughts on running Dave Palumbo's pre-contest cutting diet while on DNP? It's basically keto but with high protein (60%/30%/10% p/f/c), I found it worked in the past but never tried it on DNP

Get on the juice now or cut first?
6'3 218

I need a answer

youtube.com/watch?v=G10WqzInSRk

this is perfection right here

one of the sickest genetics i have ever seen. I am stopped watched porn, because i watch this instead which is better


I don't care much about that

i did however did 1x 160kg bench
150kg incline and decline bench

and 190+kg squats

can we stop this troll

How about try lifting first?

I usually mix the 5000ui powder into 5ml of nacl water, then inject 0.5ml e3d and it makes balls above normal sized

do you start immediately after starting PCT?

Start 2-3 weeks before last injection.

if it's for pct then before, but sometimes I just want large cummies and not raisin sized balls

you prob capable of 180+ on the flat bench then easy

No not anymore. I can't do 160 anymore. I am not focusing on weight, I try to do the heaviest i can but with a proper form and good contraction rather then just lift heavy weight while not using the right muscles

that's why i like to do more decline exercises which focus less on the shoulders and more on the chest itself

i thought natty lifting was a waste of time?

it is, but it's also a waste of time roiding when you can't properly lift natty either

bodybuilder? the retard looks like hes never been inside a gym

If you first learn to gain natty, then you understand what it takes to gain real quality muscle. You have gained true dedication and work ethic.

People on gear tend to get lazy, because they all thing muhh tren will do the work.

Imagine what natty work ethic + steroids will do

Honestly the worst sides I've experienced so far are increased bacne, water retention, and fuckoff high hematocrit which I manage through giving blood and baby aspirin.
That being said I also don't fuck with 19-nor derivatives, the comparatively high risk of atherosclerosis and changed brain chemistry isn't really worth it for me.

How long after pinning test p is it detectable in your piss?

Rate my cutting diet please. I'm normally pretty active during the day, and on days I'm not I do enough cardio and/or extra T3 to burn ~1000kcals. Also lifting.
>7:30 - 6 Eggs + 1 Yolk, 75g Oats + 50kcals worth of berries
50/40/75
>10:30 - Tuna + Wholewheat Pasta/Pita
35/~2/35
>13:30 - 8oz (Raw) Chicken Breast + Brown Rice + Broccoli
60/~5/60
>16:30 (Pre-Workout) - Scoop of Whey + Banana + Quest Bar (Or homemade brotein bar with whey oats and pb)
45/10/45
>18:30 (Post-Workout) - Scoop of Whey + Banana
25/0/25
>19:00 - 8oz Chicken + Brown Rice + Broccoli
60/~5/60
>21:30 - 500g Greek Yogurt or Cottage Cheese or Casein+Skimmed Milk
50/~5/25
Totals around 40% 20% 40% protein fats carbs, and around 3000kcals.
Routine is same as before (NSuns 6 day/week deadlift variant+Accessories) with "cardio" between meals (just walking really, not being sedentary. I just try and take a 10-15+ minute walk after every meal, I find it helps digestion and ends up burning quite a lot of kcals); drugs are 300mg Test/week (cruise) and 525mg Tren/week (thinking of going to 700mg). Also use 75mcg T3 every day as standard, will probably go to 100mcg if I go 100mg Tren/day. I like to keep things even.

/fraud/, pls help me, I think the tren is making me crazy. I need some clear-headed bros to help me make an informed decision.

Who should I chose:

Girl 1:
> current gf
> total normie (in a good way)
> has her life in order (nice job, her own place, a car)
> looks good
but:
> kinda boring
> smokes

Girl 2:
> is my ex, begs me to take her back
> aspie
> annoying, childish, dumb
> busted breasts
> strange bone structure
but:
> shares most of my fucked up fetishes
> sucks cock like no other
> finally started lifting heavy
> wants to take anavar and share a life of roid-fuelled depravity

I can't stop thinking about my ex and all the degenerate things I'd do to her. Plus she's always sending me pics to try and win me back, doesn't help. She started packing some serious mass on her quads, makes my dick hard.

But once I've jacked off, I immediately regret even thinking about getting back with her, and remember how nice my new gf is. And even if I'll probably have to keep my shameful fantasies secret for the rest of my life, at least I'll finally have a normal life...

BTW I'm on 300mg test E, 400mg tren E, 200mg tren A EW (I had a vial of tren A lying around, added it to the mix to get rid of it). Is the tren messing with my dick and/or head?

teach your current gf to lift, tell her to suck more dick and stop smoking. Because thats what you would like her to do. Offer to change yourself to make yourself more appealing to her too to compromise.

You sound like a dick.. why did i even bother writing

>3000kcals.
>525mg Tren/week (thinking of going to 700mg)
>cutting
get the fuck out of here fucking retard


tell girl 1 to be like girl 2, at least the things you like about her otherwise you wil leave her ass

how hard is that stupid cuck

your gf can't suck dick? let her fucking watch porn and tell her what you like

but instead you crying on a fucking anime Japanse caner wizward forum she can't suck dick

MAYBE TALK TO HER BAOUT UT DIFUFN

>this is your brain on nandrolone

I should use nolva 2 weeks after my last pin? test e cycle

Mast has always been a fucking retard.

That said it does appear to be getting worse.

mast is it true you can't get it up anymore?
must be real taxing on the mental state.

...

what does that shit to your brain that hasn't be done to my brain yet

i only though tren killed brain cells

I fucked my gf 4/5 times a day this weekend

why so

>your gf can't suck dick?
She can, just not as well as my ex. Even once you've mastered the technique, it comes down to genetics. My ex has a wider dental arch, her teeth never get in the way. Apart from getting her jaw surgically widened, she'll always be an inferior dick sucker.

>tell girl 1 to be like girl 2
>teach your current gf to lift, tell her to suck more dick and stop smoking.
Or I could teach my ex to stop being an annoying child, I don't know which is easier. She's begging me to give her another chance, I have plenty of leverage here to make her do whatever I want.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26074747

This is a better link actually
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4462037/

Maybe bust her teeth out then, fucking bitch

Maybe you should talk with her about it, unlike discussing it over here. You afraid of a girl? You insecure?

if she wasn't you back so bad, then you should be abel to do something about that

I can live with that. Always better than tren

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25461682

holy shit

>But once I've jacked off, I immediately regret even thinking about getting back with her

ding ding ding

I should measure how much of my life is spent in pre-jackoff vs post-jackoff state of mind. This would clearly help orient my choice.

You already look better than the loser on the right. The only good part of his body is his neck.

This sounds like Catherine the game.

>crusader
>those digits
Pick one

Where can I get dnp shipped internationally cunts? Also whats the new SST?

So does anyone here know anything about insulin use for BBing?

Like has anyone run a cycle or known someone personally who has?

Or better yet, what is a good place to read about what protocols other people have used. I'm years away from using slin myself, but I'm fascinated by it all the same. Just wanted to reacld more about it in the context of BBing not just pubmed.

Nice ass and abs for your troubles

Pls share slin stuff

>insulin use for BBing?

"don't"

Wow man abstinence education such a valued contribution you have made.

Are there any steroids to make your cock bigger? Asking for a friend.

If you're young enough, yes. DBol has been used I clinical settings to treat micropenis

I now fully believe alcohol and tren have given me brain damage

Ive known people but I dont know the protocol
Slin and fast carbs so you dont coma

How young

>now fully believe alcohol and tren have given me brain damage
Tren is definitely acutely neurotoxic. Shit sucks cause it's definitely an amazing compound otherwise

The only bit I've ever read about it had to do with infants

Doctor recently prescribed me 100mg test cyp every two weeks. I'm planning on having that upped to 100mg per week when I have my next appointment in three weeks but don't want to shut my test down. I have some unconstituted hcg laying around I was planning to take until I can get that added to my prescription but I just realized it will likely show on my next bloodwork because my lh/fsh won't be crashed.

Is that understanding correct? Don't want to wait longer to start trt but if so I'll have to get another appointment asap and try to talk the doctor into adding that.

If you got TRT why are you worried about shutting your test down. Did you cheat your way on to TRT or are you missing the point? Am I missing the point? Is there ever a point? But yeah, wut?

Am I ready to leave the natty world behind?

25 y/o
185 lbs
5'8

O O O

Less about shutting test down and more about avoiding fertility issues down the line, avoiding atrophy, maintaining ejaculate volume, etc...

>taking steroids
>worrying about your long-term health
pick one

Yes, sure

Change your face into a different face though. Do a tradeski. I'm not a fan of that one.

brb I'll go shave.

Opinions on not taking HCG for first cycle of Test E 500/wk 14 weeks?

enjoy going bald and looking like even more of a soy

Better.

I've never taken HCG, I don't think it does much besides making your balls bigger for a while

One you're on you're on, spend your HCG money on a couple vials of Test U for cruising instead.

Good job on natty progress. I dont think HCG is really necessary unless you're trying to have kids while on cycle and even then you probably still could. If you don't mind your nuts shrinking a bit just forgo the HCG. Run the standard 500mg test e for 14/16 weeks or whatever. Personally when I ran 500mg I didn't see a whole lot of gains. I gained a good bit of strength and some water but that quality muscle mass takes time. Still good to take it easy on first cycle then go from there.

How long you been training?

Soy? Thats actually my biggest fear of gear. I've got finasteride that I'll be taking though
Ive got some but I didnt get bac water, I was thinking maybe just doing it the final month or so to help my PCT

I fucked up and broke my last EQ vial, my provider told me that he does not have any more boldenone undecylenate, but he has boldenone cypionate in stock. Next pin is scheduled to be on Tuesday, and I’ve got still 3 weeks of cycle left, is it safe to switch esters?

EQ is on such a long ester you may as well not worry about it with only 3 weeks left.

You level will dip but it is definitely safe.

It for sure won't hurt, go for it if you've already got it.

Just use it whenever while you're on because PCT is just going to be a silly idea that you had once a few months from now.

You can't get off the ride...

Does being sick burn a lot of calories? fever and throat pain
>m-muh calculated carb intake

I am 75kg 186. And wil do my first cycle.
It wil be a Tbol oral cycle for 6weeks 50mg ed.

Best first cycle should be test but Im curious how my body reacts. And will do a test cycle next year ithe results pleases me.

I am shooting to gaing at least 5kg. Is this realistic? Tbol is very mild its like a inbetween of anavar and DBol.

Also.
I might die in a sauna.

Lol I don't want to start cruising until I'm way older.
Thanks, I started lifting in undergrad so about 6 years ago.
My maxes (definitely not currently) are
bench - 405x1
Squat - 405x3
DL - 515x4

Bodybuilding actually literally does make you dumb

Can you specify?
Read the study but it mainly focuses on amyloid beta and has no tests of actual brain function

Any advice on how should I dose? I was doing 600mg of EQ divided in 2 shots, along with 600mg Test-E, weekly.

EQ is such a long ester I would just continue as normal with the new one.

>bold cyp
enjoy your pip, that shit was brutal

>boldenone cypionate
enjoy your crippling pip

Does fraud eat eggs? Before roiding I would eat a dozen whole eggs a day because I hate meat. I stopped when I started frauding because I wasn't sure about the cholesterol.

When im waiting the 2 weeks until PCT do i still take my AI?