What kinds of gains should I expect from eating an ostrich egg?

What kinds of gains should I expect from eating an ostrich egg?

feathers and the contentment of australia

how do I know thats not just a really small stove?

1 ostrich egg = 24 regular eggs

Ostrich gains my man

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You go to snap city when your legs bend the normal way on leg press

you gain the ability to kick destroy a mans ribcage if you kick them in the chest. but you only get this ability if you eat the entire egg.

>tinytrip makes his world-famous one-egg omelette.jpg

Enjooying your meal, sir?

are you retarded?

Amount Per Serving
Calories from Fat 1198
Calories 2002


Total Fat 133g grams
Saturated Fat 44g grams
Trans Fat 0.5g grams
Cholesterol 5208mg milligrams 1736%
Sodium 1988mg milligrams
Potassium 1932mg milligrams
Total Carbohydrates 10g grams
Dietary Fiber 0g grams
Sugars 5.2g grams
Protein 176g

>176g protein

Goddamn I just need one of these a day.

>176g protein
I WANT IT

Based

Can you hardboil it and make Deviled Eggs?

ostrich are african.

how much do these eggs cost and where can i get them?

>tfw can eat one of these a day to cut

your bowels blowing up

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>tinytrip

Biiiiitch

ur thinking of emu's

you cunt

No way, it doesn't look that big in OPs pic - these stats seem unreal.

But yeah, your would probably die from cholesterol in your first week lol

WHERE CAN I BUY THESE?!?

>Cholesterol 5208mg milligrams 1736%
das it mane

top lel

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Heart attack gains

brb buying bird

It's the fucking same as eating 24 chicken eggs at once. What are you brainlets so excited about

You can apparently buy them online. Don't worry about shipping damage, you'll need a hammer and chisel to break them open

That's it, I'm going to buy some ostriches

Ostrich tamer skill tree unlocked

>tinytrip

kek

>Cholesterol 5208mg milligrams 1736%

You got a sauce for this?