Ideal female body type?

Ideal female body type?

not a stick but not fat

Thick is ideal

>High test bread incoming
Guys.. I relapsed... give me a break please..

This

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>talking to some huge ass thotgymbunny
>trying to pound that ass
>drinking my pre in my car outside the gym when I look on insta
>see her profile
>she uploaded a video of herself
>she's in some black panties showing off something
>she turns for an instant and her whole thighs are pure cellulite

I ghosted her ass hard after that and what's funny is she was thirsty as fuck for me afterwards

why would you drink your precum

sticcs
fuck floppy nasty tits and cellulite

Fucked my first thicc girl a few weeks ago and it was

Ass looked juicy af in jeans, but the second she took em off it was straight cellulite. It didn't have that perfect basketball shaped curve you see when the tight pants are propping it up nicely. Her perky C cups sagged a bit without a bra on. When I hit it from the front, her stomach jumbled up into a noticeable pudge.

Pretty damn disappointing I gotta say. Ideal female body seems to be the fitness model type.

>cellulite
I FUCKING hate it when girls with that wear short skirts. Ugh, gross.

agreed

I like them old and cute

the one I never even think about again

naturally athletic soccer/gymnastics sluts are the hottest pheno

What the fuck

Old and yet truly cute. How can white girls even PRETEND to compete?

with one of these am i right fellas

I don't think girls have penises, user

Could do better with the face though.

Jesus fuck senpai
Those hips are HUGE

u wanna fuk her

milk truck just arrive

Naturally, is there a problem?

I fucked a chubbie/thick girl a week ago and it was honestly the best sex I've ever had. She was like a mix of the two body types, she plays soccer for a college so she has big legs which are my weakness. My friends saw me with her and roasted the fuck out of me which I saw coming from a mile away. I like her too. I'm fucked.

Yep. Good sex vs. Drop in social status.
The struggle is real

My sons would just fly right out of there.

Beta mindset.
>oh my god, someone thinks less of me for doing something that I enjoyed
Never going to make.

This lol

Looks like a 25 year old white girl, and she's probably 50 or some shit

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The fuck she's joocier than me

would bang

Start lifting, boi.

Post yourself you lil bitch

Fpbp
/thread

Yes
I like this man

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How come some of these traps look so cute. Face- and body-wise, but we get some fat and hairy pigs that are female.
Anatomically speaking the hogs are considered female and the cute trap is not.
Disgusting I say.
I choose a cute trap over an ugly female any day of the week and I'm not even gay.
You heard it here first folks!

It's another episode of user tries to explain away his homosexual tendencies
Can we stop these reruns

Unnatural and disproportionate.
Would ofc still smash but this is not the optimum body type. M'lady

>caring what your bros think of you instead of enjoying what makes you happy
Never going to make it

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not even kidding

Doesn't count. Anime girls are literally unrealistically attractive.

>being attracted to females
enjoy your prison cell.

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Kek

If Rinko mode isn't achievable, why would I bother with 3D women?

>tfw pear shaped body
>tfw will never have big tits and be a perfect hourglass

At least I can work on my ass

>MUH
>FUCKING
>DICK

I'm always so depressed when I switch from hentai to normal porn in the middle of a fap sessions. Most 3Ds with a C or D cup don't even have as perky breasts as 2D chicks with G or H cups.

Beautiful

She actually looks cute here

Whatever type this is. Gonna dump my favorites

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I like /thinn/ girls with firm perky tits and a cute booty

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>user, why do you spend so much time in the gym? You barely ever see me.

Damn she STICC af

What's it like being in high school?

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Whatever body type this is.

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Fucckkk

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The mommy.

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>soft belly
YES

This is want i want a little titty lady with a big booty

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this

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Fuck I want to die smothered by that fat pussy m8s

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How many onions do you want, user?

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One day we will have high test jiggly gfs to smother our faces into, brother.
This is what I lift for.

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perfect face ;_;

I lift so i can fuck something like this and make it pregnant.

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based.

Whats wrong with her tits?

Theyre cute and all but are those mini torpedoes?

mars.2001 on insta. She has so many face pics.

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Wide birthing hips, smooth unblemished skin, non-obese, young... this is the right type

>tfw your ideal woman is 30-45, fit, has just normal proportions without mommy milkies or anterior pelvic tilt thot-ass, and neither has had nor wants kids
I settle for milfs but it's just not the same.

>ywn have any of the girls posted in this thread (or girls similar to them) cuddle with you
These threads make me depressed instead of motivated. Plz stap

Who is this and where can I buy one?

I think i've done too many psychedelics. That image fucks with my brain hardcore