Nofap feb.5 - You're in the army now edition

Sounds like an addict trying to justify fapping.

Dont do it.

Been watching porn for a while, stopped a few days ago because I often can't get hard or it goes away quickly. How do I repair cock bros

nofap
for like 90-150 days

I had a wet dream today without ejaculating, am i still in it Veeky Forumsbros

Day 5:

Only thing I've noticed is a TON of energy and free time.

I cleaned the fuck out of my house and had my best chill sesh in a long while. Even did mealprep for the week, then cleaned the stove top after.
It was amazing to just relax in my perfectly clean apartment.
Fucking a THOT in my A+ apartment would be 100x more satisfying than tugging off sitting at my computer.

I've been more creative too!

These stories have scared me. I've had one wet dream in my life, but in Sex Ed they made it seem like it was going to be a nightly thing during puberty.

>how do you guys avoid becoming pussy fiends on nofap
Use that energy for something else. If I want to get laid, now I don't just seek immediate gratification. Instead I do activities that are much more likely to get me laid (groom, clean, go out and meet people, get to the gym, etc)

>Wait, you guys feel depressed for days after fapping? Isn't that kind of weird?
So, I've only done this for 5 days, but I think I know what's going on (at least for me anyway)

There's nothing wrong with masturbation, but doing it every day IS a problem. If I save it up and have one glorious fap a week, I can see still getting the no-fap benefits.
The problem is when it's just a throwaway routine. Those are the ones that make you subconsciously feel like people who pass you on the street know what lame shit you do when you are alone.
What you do alone makes you feel boring and sad. You project that on other people and think they think you are boring and sad too... and just by thinking that, you react in the world differently. It's a self fulfilling prophesy

Anyway, that's just my Day 5 take on it. Never done nofap before.

so far, I highly recommend it

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>Started watching again after a fight with my wife.
go fuck her you dipshit

Im mad jealous. Never had a wet dream in my life

give it time. I understand it happens on nofap after like 2 weeks.

I don't even have sex dreams. I always fapped before bed so maybe my body didn't make those fantasies for me while I slept. Lately, i've been having dreams about my waifu.

I'm getting so close boys. I can't wait to feel that sticky ooze dripping down my cock after finally getting to fuck my waifu in my dreams.

Art schools had enough boring stick-up-their-ass landscape and figure portrait artists at the time.

I don't know why but replies like this always help. Thanks pal

If you really want them.. watch porn without touching your dick before bed. I used to get wet dreams by being triggered by thicc girls on Veeky Forums during my nofap

Day 5, famalam.

Let's keep this up. I feel great.

Day 5 too

Day 35. Went 31 days without busting but finally released my load in my gf four times this past weekend (hands free!). The first time I came so fucking much lol it felt like it wouldn't stop. Death grip syndrome is finally getting under control. Keep it up bros we all gonna make it

Day 8 easy so far

>tfw my gf is actual native american
>tfw my kids will go to college for free
>tfw she begs me to rape her ass if I just look at her crooked

fuck, that last line isn't true. nofap just has me going nuts.
I do want that though... part of my goal for nofap is to stop cumming in my hand and turn my nice girl-next-door gf into my personal stlut.
Why am I having fantasies about digital girls when I can be the leading role in my gf's fantasies? She acts "nice" but I know she secretly wants me to take control and use her.

No more vanilla missionary because she's tired. If I was giving her good dick, she'd be climbing the walls even after coming back from the gym.

>is nofap going to improve my sex life?

day 32 faggots,my dick looks way better and last night i've experienced the biggest boner of my life.NoFap is worth it.

how do i deal with the decreased libido from nofap if im currently dating a girl?

artlets thinking hitler was a better painter than fucking egon schiele

Have sex with her dumbass

Can you cum inside her without jerking it? If so you don't need nofap. Just moderate your porn and jerking off habits dude.

What you need to do is talk to her about her fantasies and your fantasies and figure out something that works. Communication goes farther than you think user. If you can't talk with her then why are you dating her

only seen her a couple of times so far and couldnt get really hard from her bj

came when she gave me a hj though

Well usually I say that if you can't cum inside her hands free you suffer from death grip syndrome... since you came from her hj and couldn't get hard from her bj those are both indicative of minor death grip syndrome. Explain to her that you are on nofap and why you are on it and hence the deceased libido.

I'M NOT TOUCHING MY DICK BUT IT'S CONSTANTLY ERECT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

:)

Me too brother, we're gonna make it.

day 5
beat my old record to be honest senpai

what if her hj is mimicking my hands and thats why i came?

Basically it boils down to this. If you were to fuck her would you eventually cum or would you fuck her endlessly without cumming(bc you are so accustomed to your hand and cannot cum without jerking off). I used to only cum bc I would have to jerk off. But through nofap i can cum inside pussies hands free via intercourse and vaginal stimulation.

checking in.
also on day 5-6 of absolutely no sugar. setting a goal WITH nofap helps me be successful with both. may work for you too!!

that's just crazy enough to work.

Fuck, I'm even going to show her pic related and see what she'd think I should go for fitnesswise

is that retarded?

lol same. we are in uncharted territory now

dunno yet, will probably fuck her soon, ill report back

protip: hjs will get you off much faster than bjs with 80% of girls since a lot of girls are average at BEST with bjs.

Well when you do if you cannot cum I'm her then nofap will help you! Kind of hard to judge if your wearing a condom though so be weary that this may affect you.

Nope she'll appreciate your communication effort dude.

Good job. Printed pic related aswell. Much more motivating than an ordinary calender.

Man, the point went way over your head

Day 50 today.

where are you going? I was in Slagelse. That was nice

hitlers paintings all have shitty perspective

Day 8. Not the hard mode as I can fuck my GF. So not all superpowers, but still some benefits.
The concept of fapping to porn is getting somewhat bizare for me.

Go have angry make up sex

checked

thanks homie, I'm going to do this and figure out her deepest fantasies, then make that shit come true.

Day 2 of no anything (cigarettes, alcohol, caffeine, fap) - has anyone tried something like this? What should I expect?

FUCK yeah.

good luck. Advice from a former smoker: just focus on one day at a time. You'll start to feel better instantly, and it only improves from there.
My life quality is drastically different now that I've stopped smoking.

caffeine is fine though

Yeah I loved to smoke but the side effects were so bad that it has come time to stop. I already feel that my sleep is improved.

No caffeine is just temporary, just an experiment.

To anyone reading this thread, I'm only on day six (I got lucky with a flat line days 3-6), but holy shit no fap isn't a meme.

I never realized how much of an addict I was- I must have spent anywhere from 30-60 mins a day fapping or finding the perfect porn.

I cleaned my room today, and yesterday at the gym I went so hard I felt like my chest would explode.

I'm doing this in conjuction with praying and meditating, and today I feel even better- like if Satan is around I would pummel his fucking face in.

My willpower has never been stronger. I repeat. This is not a meme.

The flatline after two weeks is much stronger. My body even tricked me a couple of times in relapsing because the depression would increase so much.

>I cleaned my room today, and yesterday at the gym I went so hard I felt like my chest would explode.

same senpai. my workouts have been amazing, and my apartment is insanely clean. In fact, I just cleaned the toilet a second ago, and I meal-prepped for the week last night

If this is just what the 6th day is like, I can't imagine what the rest of the month is going to be like

>it hasn't even been tough not to fap

i hope you get killed in a training exercise

>literally zero originality derivative works? denied
>talent and originality? graduated
What's the problem here again?

Nice trips, satan.

But in all seriousness, be vigilant, brother. Apparently the flatlines and sex urges around day 14 (so like in a week for both of us) get really intense, the body's last ditch big effort to try and get us to have 'sex' again.

For me, prayer and workouts and homework is what keeps my hands not idle. I hope you find yours. Godspeed.

Relapsed last night. If you're struggling like me, take my advice and leave Veeky Forums, there are too many triggers.

Good luck man, the military sucks the most during the first year, then it becomes bearable and even fun.

He had drawing skills of the average drawer but he lacks creativity.
He just drew a building or human with nothing special. He didn't portay a long story. His pics just lack depth.
>Inb4 degenerate art
There's no such thing as degenerate in art. Here's an example of a great art

what the fuck are the
>flatlines
that everyone keeps talking about? Libido flatlines?

Yeah. My experience with it has been kind of freaky. It's your body's attempt to trick you into whacking it by having your dick be flacid and react to almost literally NOTHING for a few days, with almost zero sexual urges.

As a normal male, you'll rightfully start to get extremely worried, and try and play around and see what's up. DON'T FALL FOR IT. IT'S LEGITIMATELY A TRICK.

Same thing with the urge periods. For a few days, you'll get boners the size of the clinton memorial, and anything less than an ugly amish girl will practically get you creaming your pants. This is much harder to resist, but you must.

Man girls can literally smell your powers

i know i sound like a fucking virgin, but today in class this qt came and sat down next to me out of nowhere, constantly asking for help with the easiest shit, brushing up against me, pressing her tits against me, smiling and basically breating in my ear. fuck i feel good

>the clinton memorial

yes, full purge. it's easier go for me to break multiple habits at a time vs focusing on one. the habits relate and interact w one another. eating like poop, leads to fap, leads to poor sleep, leads to fap, leads to smoke, leads to eating like poop, leads to fap. best to drop all of them at once then try to focus on one.

Godspeed brother.

You'll go full gay in the army if you don't fap OP. Fap before you'll do something with men in the barracks.

ive been studying the past few week's nofap threads and i've come to the conclusion that the biggest problem with nofap is the (perceived or not) lack of libido which kicks in a few days in

nofappers claim that nofap helps with ED but if nofap kills your libido and you actually manage to get with a girl how are you gonna fuck her if your pecker wont get up?

>pecker
everything you typed is now invalid

that's not how libido works. when people note reduced libido it literally just means that once they're on a streak there are some moments in which they don't feel compelled to look at porn and/or jerk off, more than can be said for the usual dude.

go ahead and get a fat bitch to back up on you and tell us how you couldnt get it up

actually ive literally read anecdotes from people stating that they literally couldnt get boners and even when they tried to fap to check if all the equipment was still fully functional they had terrible faps and orgasms the first time after a long nofap streak

bruh i'm on day 5 and i got a raging boner (while sitting down) when i was flirting with my oneitis

>tfw your best friends are veteran nofappers that are slaying pussy and don't feel weird talking about the journey or limp dick syndrome or whatever

thank god. makes it a bit easier

Should i masturbate every 7-10 days so i don't lose my libido?I don't really want to lose my dick

don't buy the meme
you aren't losing your libido. your body is just learning that it isn't going to get immediate gratification everytime it screams out for it.

if you gave a kid candy every time it cried, that fucker would cry 24/7.
Does that mean a constantly crying child is healthy? HELL no

THICC girls only brah, nice. U are truly ascending

2 days 13 hours since I started nofap.

Please for the love of God, tell me it gets easier. I want to die.

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damn, I'm on day 6 and it's easy as fuck.

If you are struggling this bad, you probably need nofap more than I do!

It's legit been my biggest problem, or the cause of many of my big problems since the age of 7. It's an addiction, and if I don't cure it soon I might need professional help.

Alright Veeky Forums

I've pulled in a few no gap threads because I've found them interesting and I like reading about people turning their lives around. However, I've never considered doing it because of how infrequently I fap.

However, this got me thinking about how little I fap. Some of the comments on this are saying that it's hard to make it a week, but it's been almost two weeks and I've only thought about it twice.

I'm 16, was an extremely late bloomer (got pubes at MAYBE 12) do sports and lift.

Is this a sign of a massive testosterone issue?

Enjoy your b& retard

>I'm 16
bye

>muh hitler
>muh creativity
Fucking kill yourselves you contrarian faggots, hitlers art is objectively better

youtu.be/bHw4MMEnmpc

>there’s no such thing as degenerate art

youtu.be/1dZ5BtZkIR4

I didn't drink, smoke or caffeine at all last year, and I've also cut out fapping and warm showers this year.

youtube is rife with no fap cringe, but here's a video that actually seems to ring true:

youtube.com/watch?v=ZN9giM9ag5o

>day 5
>still 23 days to go

5 days since not touching my pecker - I've come to the realization it's not masturbation, it's the porn. It's been a ritual every day for the last 4 years to smoke a little pot and jerk off to porn for an hour before bed. I don't feel any more alert, I'm envious - and happy for - you anons that are reporting newfound energy and finding good use for it. Despite still feeling groggy all of the time, I've become mindful of what porn has done to my mind. It warped the way I viewed women and sex, damaging relationships as a result. All of those years I let it take so many precious hours away from me on Saturdays when I had "nothing better to do" instead of channeling that drive into a hobby or a book. Now these 5 days in, I don't even feel the need to jerk off. I'm horny but the pull is stronger for the porn than it is for the actual orgasm.

This is tough, lads. It finally dawned on me how addicted I am to porn.

>pecker
sorry, I didn't read anything you wrote

I don't care

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