Whats your're goal body?

whats your're goal body?
>pic related

every post deserves at least one reply :^)

I don't even want a lot of muscle, hoping to reach ottermode this summer.

you ever considered burglary?

Buglary as in breaking into other peoples home and stealing stuff? Or did I miss some Veeky Forums meme?

*burglary
Fuck my phone

>I don't even want a lot of muscle

I am 5'10“ so guess what I'd look like with a lot of muscle?

if you went camping and woke up with a condom hanging out of your ass would you tell anyone?

Like a man.

I'd call OP up and tell him his needle dick didn't even wake me up

that could work. camping it is

Yes, the local wildlife organisation. Clearly the bears have evolved.

...

>bears not enjoying bearback

>lets not turn this rape into a murder
which one of you was this?

Daddy?

...

How do I achieve this

Oh shit, can't believe someone saved that.

It's fake btw.

Most /k/ stories are fake.
Except, of course, for the brownies.

It's not really even /k/'s story, though I suppose it's related. I made that picture years ago, and I even reposted it on funnyjunk a handful of times.

Seeing it being posted elsewhere is flattering though.

and the retards making artificial napalm rounds

that aint purple acki