Holy shit, is this legit?

Holy shit, is this legit?
I might finally try nofap

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why are r*dditors so retarded

get out of here miyako, you fucking suck

Let me tell you how nofap works.
You cant get your penis hard because you watch too much porn and jerk it too much.
You have no confidence in yourself ,because you can't get hard(its subconscious).
You start nofap
After 90+ days your penis starts working again without you touching it.
You feel better because your penis works,basically you become a functional man and healthy adult.
Subconsciously you notice this,and you start to walk better,stay straight and so on.
Basically it makes you feel good inside,therefore it will show on the outside.
That's it.
You can take zinc pills after 90+ days so you can be a horny little animal.

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Shit's legit but most anons don't have the mental fortitude to last a month or more. Most people here give up in the flatline and just conclude that nofap lowers test. This is true in the short term but in the long term I think that your baseline test increases every "cycle" that it goes up and down.
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Did 90 days a few years ago. Then I noticed that NoFap is bullshit.

tell me more.

I'm on Day 5 and have been seeing a lot of benefit, but i'd love to hear from someone who has done it much longer.

You furry faggots need to be lynched

lol I did it for like 5 mounths well its easyer with oxy and moarphine felt great all the time until the gear ran out

Does nofap work if you have sex a couple times a week?

I want the benefits but don't want to stop having sex... Or is there no point if you empty your balls semi-regularly anyway and might as well do it every day?

Asking for my homosexual life partner

The point of NoFap is motivating you to get laid. Why the fuck would you ever do NoFap if you get laid every week? What do you want to be some kind of celibate monk, you fucking retard? Jesus.

>tfw no irl catgirl waifu progressive reaction to motivate my nofap

sex doesn't count.

Nofap motivates you to make yourself a better sexual partner.
If you fap, you can just be a slob, flip a switch, and all of a sudden you are an alpha male fucking the hottest women you can think of.
With nofap, all your sexual energy still exists, but you channel it into activities that actually make you more desirable to your ideal sexual partner

That makes sense, thanks. Now that I think of it I do have better sex after a really busy week (no time to fap)... Not sure if it's even worth it though. Fapping always feels better than sex anyway. You can grip as tight as you want.

Bruh, his nofap powers have only begun to grow. After a year of nofap you can attract qt's and repel thots with your mind.

>You can grip as tight as you want.

what the fuck?

What benefits do you see that aren't explained by placebo effect? Of course your balls start to hurt and you feel horny all the time, so you get out more to meet women. But that's it. I think test level also peaks after 7 days and then falls again. Seriously, if fapping and porn isn't a substitute for real relationships occossionally rubbing one out won't harm you. Also the NoFap community is like a religious cult.

Once you've had sex with enough girls, you realize none of them grip quite like your right hand.

The few squeezes at the end are nice... But apart from that.. there isn't much grip. Which is the best part (for me at least)

>What benefits do you see that aren't explained by placebo effect?
all of them potentially, that's why I'm askign

>occossionally[sic] rubbing one out won't harm you
I don't disagree

>Also the NoFap community is like a religious cult.
again, can't disagree with you. The fucking weirdos I've seen online are at the top of the cringe pyramid.

That said, I do believe that internet porn fucks us up, so I'm willing to go cold turkey and then reintroduce actual healthy masturbation after a while.

nofap just jumped the shark

>t. virgin

bitch i used to fap 3 times everyday for the last 3 years i was dating my ex and my dick still get as hard as a diamond, last time i fucked a girl my dick got so hard it hurt, for real, if you think you're addicted to porn and it is killing your libido you're a low test faggot

Who said I was talking about myself?
I was just giving examples.
Don't talk to me like that ,like some fucking nigger.

>1 week of nofap
>feel like I'm drowning in lust

I'm not even memeing around right now, whenever I see a girl's ass around campus I feel physically thirsty. Feeling primal right now lads.

How low would your libido have to for nofap to take 90 days to work

Literally 1 day and I'm back to normal

Kek. Get the ropes cletus it's nig-furry hanging time

the cat probably smells the fishy smell because since that redditor doesn't have a reason to shower if he doesn't masturbate and cums in his own stomach

>Feeling primal right now lads.
good.

now what are you gonna do about it

hmm i see the underlying of no fap, its basically for MGTOW or betas to get so fucking primal they step out of their comfort zone and approach women.

neat

And Veeky Forums is a bastion of intellectualism, huh?

>raises testosterone
>makes you more confident
>makes sex better
nah

>cats want to fuck you
wtf i'm in

i jerk it 3 times a day, my gfs cat still follows me around

50/50 trial so far

this. This is what nofap is.

kid i am actually smart as fuck and if you tried to debate me you would be btfod with grate speed

>You can take zinc pills after 90+ days
why not before that?

reddit is dumb people acting smart
Veeky Forums is smart people acting dumb

Nofap is real. Abstaining from masturbation makes my voice deeper, makes me less socially awkward, increases my libido throughout the week, makes me lift harder and makes me much more proactive. Call it psychosomatic, placebo effect, whatever you want, whatever it's attributed to, it works. If you're a chronic masturbator loser who watches porn habitually you should cut it out because a) it's a vice and a vice by its definition is bad for you and b) there are actual women you could go fuck rather than watching someone else do it for you.

Nah 4channers are by and large thick as pig shit but you get a very occasional actual smart person here that shares some wisdom

You won't be able to last a week when you take zinc.

fucking this

>involuntarily go through nofap in cycles
>go for a week or two with no urge whatsoever to fap
>suddenly go through a couple of days of unrepentant fapping (about 2 to 3 times a day)
>go back to nofap mode after
>mfw cat loves to rub up on my during nofap mode
>mfw loves it even more when I rub and pet her while high and on nofap mode

pic related, her name is Hildy, say hi to Hildy guys

>Hildy
Hello Hildy.
This is for your master.

>You won't be able to last a week when you take zinc.

gonna take ZMA right now so my DICC can get THICC

HI HILDY

>no penis

>mfw Hildy is the only pussy I've ever stroked in my life

Th-Thanks user

Just so you know,what I am telling you is something I haven't done.
I'm not retarded enough to take pills.
Other people have taken this,and that's their experience.

Its okay,Hildy is fluffier than any pussy you can get.
I also had a cat when I was little,she slept every night on my legs when I fell asleep,
Between the knee area,I slept face down.
But she died from swallowing some pill she found in the house.
Tragic.

I'll let you know how it turns out.

Hildy's got me halfway there already

Okay pal, no problem,just remember when you take pills to not over do it,especially with zinc.
It also helps your growth more.
Growth in terms of height.

>failed greentext
>didn't say hi to hildy

fuck you, I'm about to eat 20 of these pills just because you're a faggot

I said Hello to her,lol.
< And this line was to point at the picture.

If you are the guy with the cat,I am the one who answered with the girls and the dbz pictures.
Don't fucking kill yourself with those pills.

i'm not the dude with the cat

>posting 3 unrelated pictures explaining yourself
>drawing text arrows to get readers to look at the picture
lurk more.
PS get off Veeky Forums and do your homework

Most 4channers are redditors and vice versa

Did noFap for 11 days. Felt great. Had a 5some on Saturday night [Day I relapsed like 4 hours earlier]. 3 girls 2 guys shit was cash

I did nofap for 90 days and it resolved my porn issue. The "superpowers" are just loser NEETS who did nothing all day but jerk off and they decided to do something with their lives for once. Nofap is very helpful for quitting porn, which is bad, but once you "reset" if you do nofap like once a week or once every other week you will be okay

My pictures have to be related to the topic I'm talking to?
You fucking...

Hi hildy
Is she spayed? I didnt spay my cat and she got pyometra and is in surgeon rn and has to get all her reproductive system cut out

> 5some
> 3 girls, 2 guys
3 traps, one which was (you), and two fags

fuck off reddit

Shes a rescue, she had kittens at one point before she spayed

>rubbing my balls for 10 minutes

Ummm did no one pick up in that

This is satire or seriously fucked

Yeah I've been taking ZMA, was on day 10 last night and woke up to myself blasting a fierce load in my boxers. pretty fucking pissed

nofap is a hoax

Nah not really. Veeky Forums has the angry dumb virgins and reddit has the complacent dumb virgins

If you go on Veeky Forums long enough you realise just what a fucking shit hole reddit is. The up vote system promotes the stupid culture of everyone being that guy that needs get there stupid joke or two cents in for approval from peers. This creates an atmosphere of everybody trying to impress everyone else. No matter the sub reddit it gets fucking annoying. Kill yourself

Did over 500 days once. It healed me.

I've gone back to hardcore a little, but I recognize it's bad and don't really get tempted. Want to stay away forever now and just fap every few days to Veeky Forums chicks and non-nude /s/. Okay maybe naked milkers but looking at twat and butthole starts to get pervy

This.

I watch porn daily and jerk off at least twice a day, three or more on weekends. I still wake up with morning wood and my boners don't go away.

I have to will them away really hard if I'm horny, it's almost impossible.

My boners don't even go down when I cum sometimes, at least when jacking off. If I'm having sex, my boner literally never goes away until I'm out of the bed and thinking of other things.

I never understood this no-fap bullshit. If I didn't fap, I'd probably go fucking insane.

It must be for low-test dudes with low libidos.

>NoFap community is like a religious cult

Aren’t most religions NoFap by default?

>stop trying to improve yourselves
>it's not worth it
>stay sick and sad like me
>p-pls respond

>If I didn't fap, I'd probably go fucking insane.

sounds like addiction to me

>I never understood this no-crack bullshit. If I didn't hit the pipe, I'd probably go fucking insane

You're confusing addiction with a basic human necessity.

>If I didn't leave my room ever, I'd go insane
>If I didn't converse with anyone for years, I'd go insane
>If I didn't shower regularly, I'd go insane
>etc.

Masturbation is natural, and necessary. If you need to not do it in order to feel like a man, there's something wrong with your dick and balls.

You build yourself up for months to make yourself feel the way I already do 24/7.

I get it, you need it in order to get boners, but don't act like everyone else is weird because their dicks still work.

Not a problem if you avoid the default subreddits or the ones with 200k+ subs

You hear redditors say this all the time but it's still wrong. I've visited many small subreddits for video games and they were trash

>this is what fappers actually believe

lmao no you didnt you fucking jew

quitting porn and fapping will give plenty of benefits, but if you want to get the really significant benefits you need to go full on semen retention mode.

>he doesnt know about brahmacharya
stay pleb, nigger

STOP IT YOU FUCK

>ITT: Soyboys who blame porn for their low T, but dont even go to the gym or change diet.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAH

user you're a basketball american??

P.S Hi Hildegard, nice to meet u

This

fuck I know, i went to a subreddit to ask a specific career question, and all I got were “witty” and sacastic awnsers, I legitimately cant take avid redditors seriously irl

Thanks OP I cum on cat he hiss at penis.

This and only this. I went on Veeky Forums long before I ever visited reddit. When I finally did, it was for niche hobbies on smaller subreddits. As much as I wanted to be able to enjoy it, it's impossible. The entire reddit system and culture just makes the website and its users so cancerous.

Holy shit shut the fuck up
Both are dumb people acting smart and sometimes dumb people acting dumb

How was Saudi Arabia?

Veeky Forums is dumb people acting smart
Reddit is dumb people acting smart
Fuck off with your r/Veeky Forums bullshit

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Porn is jewish. Also, most people doing it work out and eat well.

Only thing it's good for is tech questions (easily google them) and niche music subreddits for being alerted when new music you like is out. But the comments are hilariously dumb and faggotty.

Just jelq until you hit 6 inches girth.
I went from like 5.3 to 6 and now every girl feels tight af and cums quick.

Well I just hooked up with a girl while drinking and couldn't get hard for the second time in 2018, time to put this to the test

Female cats love me no matter if I fap or not, so guess there must be something more to it. Manly stink of sweat and pheromones?

>six inches of girth

What is this mode?

I tried jelqing for a week and didn't notice shit.
Therefore I conclude it's bullshit

After seeing elaborate disinfos and bait i am inclined to believe this

>basic human necessity.
It's not a necessity. You can live without masturbating. You just have poor impulse control.