Hey man, I'm using that bench

>Hey man, I'm using that bench.

y-you too

That's impossible can't you see I'm the one using it?

nice 50's pussy, you can only bench 100 lbs?

Get out of my gym.

A-are you me?

And now you're sharing it.

h-haha y-yes sir, excuse me s-sorry, would you like some soy milk and whey?

there is a bench behind you

Why don't you call the manager or something, manlet?

cool story
>mfw I'm doing squats

Seriously don't do this, if that guy gets in trouble with the manager you better run home and never come back because he's going to beat the shit out of you outside.

imagine losing your gym membership then going to jail all because you tried to mog someone rather than talk to them because you didn't mark your territory

Me too! Let's be buddies and spot each other ;)

he's probably doing incline db curls

kek

>”lmao are those 50s you little bitch? my bench now.. you gonna wait four fuckin sets mothafukka”

haha guess im just a lucky guy

Only correct answer lol

Fuck you.

*ten

"What you're using is too many steroids you manlet"

Audible kek

Look how fucking warped that image is from all the photoshop. You'd expect better from them tbf.

Fuck you Leatherman

Don't worry about it, I'll just do ohp and work in with you

what's wrong with whey

*vomits*

Clever kek.

>if that guy gets in trouble with the manager
It will be because he's an idiot, who brought it upon himself

I just lift the bench with him still using it

You didn't know ? Lmao

Wew lad, dont you know whey is just as bad if not worse than soy

probably doing lateral raises

Jensen Jackedles?

Yeah its not that hard just cut the dude out and put him in a different layer and then you can inflate his delts all you want without warping the background

If he actually was
>Oh shit, my bad dude

if he wasn't
>scream as loudly as I can DYEL BRO?

is he doing them lying down on the bench? lol

>if he was actually using the bench
my bad bro didn’t see you
>if he wasn’t
I’m using it right now, I’ve got ___ sets left

How hard is that? What is he gonna do best me up in a gym? How to be an insecure faggot, not to mention how to get sued for assault

Soy milk?.

what's with all the RPing threads?

you need stop taking it right now

...

test

No you're not.

>its midnight or 5am
>headphones in
>hood on
>minding my own damn business
>every other bench in the gym is available
>if you're confronting me over this specific bench in this specific corner of the gym at this most dead time of the day - we will be fighting for it.

>kneel down
>maintain eye contact
>lick bench from tail to head
sorry man, i already licked it

Hmmmmm, how can you be using the bench if I am currently brapping on it with each rep of my step ups?

that's gross and unsanitary. let me show you how it's done.

>kneel down
>maintain eye contact
>put face on his cock
>take a deep breath
>s-sorry daddy, maybe I can work in with you?

>realize he looks like he lifts out of insecurity
>laughing_whores.jpg

I chased a chad out of the boxing room last week shit made me feel amazing

>Yeah. When I'm done.
or
>I don't think so.

If you don't stand your ground, you will always be pushed around.

>Im not your man, guy.

Try me, fucking normie

>50lb lateral raises
KEK

>just giving up your bench and letting someone mog you

By the Pauli Exclusion Principle, that statement is impossible.

Beep boop sniff my dick, bitch. I'm gonna fuck you so hard it'll scramble your brain and make you fall in love with my cock.

I don't think so Biig Boi.

That's fine man. I was just using it to rest. I just walked 5 minutes on the treadmill and I'm exhausted, being 400lb and all.

srs

but on the bright-side the jail has a free gym

>Not anymore twink