Funny tider thread?

KEK underrated

I feel you but I don't playing the game to get laid(I can get it alone) I just wanna have fun and a laugh with my friends

cool, I did found it here once, have anything to share?

i dont even try to bluff to be funny. i just say things that i find funny but are offputting like OP pic. just told a girl i was retarded

Crazy isn’t it really.
“I like tall guys”
Fair enough
“You have to be tall for me to date you”
Very strange.

as long as u do it from choice and happy with it its worth it.
sometimes I get really funny respondes
well you can ask male a question of would he date a much taller girl from him, I really into shorter girls so prob the ans is no, but I wont stop talking to a girl if she is tall, thats just weird

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Smooth!

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its really awkward
thats nice one

found a good one

i don't get it. nam?

Vietnam.

10/10

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L-lewd..

That's a good one. Thanks.

I've got my height and eye color listed in my profile. I'm hoping it intimidates el goblinos and attracts the Amazons. Nothing worse than meeting a personality match who turns out to be over a foot shorter with a shallow vag.

>it aint me starts playing

Bro she did you a favor. That's fucking hilarious so she obviously didn't get it and is therefore retarded, or thought you were fucking with her and therefore has low self esteem. Either way, no sense of humor = dropped.

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>tfw 5'4
I know that feel it's so unfair how weight shouldnt be asked for women but height can it's so bullshit

Do you wish to know more?

>my grandpa raped a few gooks in 'nam, maybe we are related!

If this dude didn't smash her pussy then there is no hope for him.

Cursed image

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I got her Snapchat after that but she was like im only on tinder to find friends im a virgin and never had a bf lol hehe and i was like youre lying why tf u on tinder if u dont wanna smash and she was like im not lyin

Is tinder worth it to troll sloots if you're not interested in hooking up?

That's what I use it for mostly

did.. d-did you put your dick in it?

no, irl trolling is much better

n-no user, i didn't, but i think her willingness to continue talking with me after finding her face on Veeky Forums says something

she looks like a virgin
i want her to be my gf reeee

Got any examples? Would it be things like asking a girl "hey are you working out?" at the gym

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hey, dude are you browsing Veeky Forums

ha, gotcha

I can never manage to be serious on tinder. even my profile just ends up being satire. I simply cannot risk my true self being rejected

oh you like to browse the internet? same haha

I found my bf on Veeky Forums, we are engaged and living together after 2 years.

i have never gotten a single match in tinder

did he get lost on here or something? glad you found him

you dont need to tell your life story on the info, you just need something funny and good pictures of you

rate yourself out of 10

Homosexuality is punishable by up to six million volts and an eternity of hellfire

6.5, once I'm down to 115lbs, 7.5 because my cheekbones come back

10 lbs to go

big deal if you get rejected

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p-pic?

Tinder is a waste of time

So is Veeky Forums, but we’re all still here...

s-shut up

is it safe to come out?

well it depends on your goal, if you want to have a laugh then no

whats something funny I can put in my info?

the computer is a waste of time, a lot of the times, when it's not used for serious learning.

Here is master tip to rid yourself of this plague.
>put laptop into laptop bag
>put bag in some closet
>put router in some drawer
>put cables, mouse, headphone in some place
>now if you want to use anything you have to set it all up, which is annoying
>cell phone in a drawer, no sound

I've been doing this for almost a week. Cheat days are meant mostly for studying.

MtF when you are obviously a male

collegehumor.com/post/7035023/16-clever-tinder-bios-that-definitely-deserve-your-right-swipe/
tfw youve seen all these used while browsing in the last week

and yet here you are
>you were supposed to make it user
>you were on the outside

>tfw met my gf on tinder
>dated for 4 years
>broke up with me 3 months ago

Iktfb

fine, I wont have a cheat day. adios fuckers

this, kek

43 seconds of samefagging

women cant tell the diff between 5'11 and 6'0

so who cares

What went wrong my dude

only some old ones I’ve posted before unfortunately

It's a long ass story and I definitely don't want to dwell on the past more than I should. But she blindsided me and said she wanted to break up out of nowhere, said we weren't "compatible" and that's it. I'll probably never love again

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hentai isn't nerdy, i would know

Good posture user. Makes you look more confident and by extension taller.

just be you are self

exactly, their spatial reasoning isn't very strong

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Greetings from Chadland

keg

the song name is "fortunate son"

kek

why can't you poop with a boner?

>make app to force initiative
>women just say hey even though they hate when men do it
I fucking hate cunts

Don't wanna poop with your dick resting on a cold toilet seat mang

what app? the girls have to initiate?

Bumble, downloading it now for the lulz

Veeky Forums jokes to clueless women are my favorite.

Alltime greatest

Haha you can save it if you want!

Fug :D

it's a good one

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haha good!

Stirner would be proud