Go to college in the city

>go to college in the city
>crowded at all times
>decide to take up sprinting to lose weight (6'1, 250 lbs)
>everywhere I sprint people are taken aback in fear
>it's even worse if I try at night

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Just make a YouTube prank channel, plenty of excuse to sprint

Kys fatty

Work out on your school's track or take up running in the city. Fuck what people think, do your thing.

Make sure you combine the sprinting with speed screeches or it'll never work.

>250 lbs
>”sprinting”

I don’t think so buster

...

>be me
>average dude walking to class
>see disgusting neckbeard running as hard as he can
>greasy dude is pouring sweat and wearing a naruto shirt two size too small
>runs past me leaving a horrific stench in his wake
>smells like he hasn’t wiped his ass in weeks
>recoil in horror at the nastiness I just witnessed
>hope to god I don’t run into that disgusting fuck at night

>mfw I imagine a large man sprinting in the night blaring anime music through his tiny headphones

h-he's fast

>(6'1, 250 lbs)
>running
enjoy your destroyed knees

Is there no park or running track anywhere near you?

I found a video of OP running at his school
youtu.be/yhAeVfpy_Mo

Are you black?

Is it because you were Speed Screeching?

I'll see you at the spot tonight bro, bring that socket wrench would you?

no I am Indian

Because you're retarded.
Heres a story.
>be outside doing regular runs by the river.
>About 10km in a girl from the same athletics club joins me
>We chit chat for a short while doing an easy 5:30 pace
>Suddenly a guy walking by the track about 5m away starts stomping his feet in to the ground
>Appears to be charging us
>The girl screams
>I panic and bunch the guy in his mouth
>He out could
>Wait around for him to come to
>Consider calling the police
>apparently he was doing "Sprints" to loose weight
Just do normal exercise you fat fuck

Just what the fuck is wrong with sprints?

Indian like hia-ya-wah-hee or 7-11?

go fuck yourself you fucking asshole

Run at the school track, or in a local park. Running looks bad as fuck (to others) if you aren't wearing running clothes, and you always run the risk of tripping on your own spaghetti, a sidewalk crack, or bumping into someone really hard.

Let me rephrase that...
Red or brown?

My moneys on 7-11
Also I'm using this from now.

nothing, Veeky Forums is just full of self conscious autists

sprinting, especially steep hill sprints are some of the best forms of exercise you can do. They also help bring up your legs like nothing else.

t. ex-sprinter