Be in gym benching

>be in gym benching
>qt 9/10 mixed girl walks into gym
>catch her glancing at me from time to time
>glance at her while doing squats
>forget about it and keep working out
>sit up after finishing my reps with my headphones in my ears and see her turned towards me talking
>"isn't it weird?"
>what
>"isn't it weird how we're looking at each other but not talking?"
>yeah i guess
>she comes over and starts making good conversation
>goes on for a bit
>get snapchat
is this what it's like to make it? have i reached the point where I bang yoga hoes?

Sounds to me like you made it. You nigger, I still gotta cut and get my lifts post-meme.

And then you woke up

>tfw too beta to converse with girls that are clearly checking me out

get on nofap you fucking dweeb

yes i am :(

>snapchat
I got a girls number two days ago and she texted me and asked if i have snapchat or instagram or whatsapp

wtf is this shit?? didn't respond. then i saw her and her little tight juicy 18 y/o friends today and she smiled at me and tried to say hi, fucking ghosted that little hoe

snapchat is an app for sending nudes and hooking up essentially

I'm literally already on it m8. Although it's only been a week, i've done it longer but it doesn't help with my autism.

>mfw good looking, intelligent and fit but haven't gotten laid in like 3 years because insane, autistic and unreasonable priorities

No you haven't made it because you obviously still have full blown autism if you only exchanged snapchats with no number or plans made.

I can't stand when girls ask for snapchat. I'm not gonna take any pics of myself its bullshit

You can actually just chat on Snapchat

>"isn't it weird how we're looking at each other but not talking?"
wtf how is she so confident?

Snapchat is how I keep in touch with my family.

She has never known rejection

>isn't it weird
>what
>isn't it weird how we're looking at each other but not talking
This was fucking brave OP. But also smooth as he'll. I'd say that is what making it is

>sexting your family

mirin just how hard you've made it

>posts full body nude
Yeah I'm going to the shops, anyone need anything, milk etc?

I want to believe OPs story is true but it feels like a LARP. No woman would actually do that.

>Start lifting
>See a qtie doing bench press struggling while lifting 50 kg
>Go and try to spot her
>Hit her with my sweaty towel...ohno.jpg
>She shouts FUCK OFF I DONT NEED SPOTTING while finishing the rep
>Ask her how many reps she has left
>Leaves

Now everytime I see her at the gym she makes a death stare, worst is that it seems she's a regular since she knows everyone at the gym.

lmao OP didn't actually say this, it was the chick

Don't spot people if they don't ask for it you fucking idiot.
I hate faggots like you.

this happened

Are you that fuckhead who enters peoples' personal space when they lift? Fuck off dude, it's super distracting and unnecessary.

>tfw nobody ever checks me out

More motivation for lifting and all but it's shitty to feel so exceptionally undesirable.

>girl straight-up hits on you
I would literally stammer and run away in fear.
Funny thing is, I can easily flirt etc. when it's my initiative.

THIS.

Fake, girls don't talk to boys. Trust me I've been alive for 25 years and not one has talked to me.

fkn kekd

>implying you got ever rejected
you need to make a move first in order to have a chance to get

>girl initiates conversation
#1 red flag, only roasties do that

Every time she death stares you just flash her a grin. Act like you don't give a fuck that she hates you. If you let it bother you she'll know you're a massive pussy

next time you see her say something cool like "isn't it weird how we're looking at each other but not talking?"

I had one situation like this.

>doing Supenated dumbbell rows for rest delts
>gym thot comes over to correct my form(tells me my arm should be neutral)
>Autistically defend myself because I hate when people correct my form
>she goes away

She was probably into me and was using my perceived bad form as an in to talk to me. She was a nonwhite so nothing was really lost. Great body tho.

KEK

>ave i reached the point where I bang yoga hoes?

Hold out for legitimate "yoga hoes" like the ones who have studio memberships and go to 7-day retreats in Bali and where have you. They're more stable, very in-tune with their bodies, and generally free-spirited and love sex.

>tfw i would probably say no its not weird and continue lifting while she walks away pissed as fuck.

There is no cure for autism..

>be me
>big guy, called hot often
>popular with nice girls with submissive fantasies
>just want to be dominated by a cute womanlet
whats the point of these looks bros?

...

>this happened

virgin

roasties are "hard to get"

HOLY KEK

She has STD's and is desperate for dick

>letting some roastie interrupt your squat gains
not gonna make it

Checked und keked

>>yeah i guess

SMOOTH BRAH SHES SO WET RIGHT NOW