Failed the penis inspection at the gym today

>Failed the penis inspection at the gym today

lmao, sucks bruh

my gyms policy is that if you fail it, you have to wear a special badge that denotes your inspection failure

to be honest, i feel bad for a lot of those guys

My gym posts the results of the penis inspection on a list with the names of those who passed infront of the reception desk. Its nerve wracking having to check every month like this and watching people get sent to manlet duties.

What's a penis inspection?

Wtf? Have you ever stepped foot inside a gym?

Do you even lift?

He must not be American.

UK Brah here, be thankful you don't have them at your schools.
Was nerve racking lining up every morning at school for the inspection

Is it normal for the PT to examine my testicles with his mouth? His moustache always irritated my groin but he just told me to deal with it

>gym studio audience didn't laugh at any of my locker room bantz
>probably won't get invited back next season
>have to get a membership elsewhere

what the fuck are you doing here? do you even go to gym

One of my buddies fell into the manlet pit yesterday. Took 4 of us to pull him out, the little buggers took hold of his leg and held for dear life. Had to whack em off with a spare barbell before they could climb out.

>fell
You do know that it goes against the statutes of iron to help a manlet out of the pit, right?

>tfw the gym council of elders nominates you to conduct the next penis inspection
how do I not fuck this up?

How do you even fall into the manlet pit? It's like 4' deep

>Failed the test on Gym History 1850 to Present and Barbell History in Europe

wait until you get to contemporary dumbell theory, that shit separates the men from the boys

roped down like in gullivers travels manlets all over him

At my gym if you act gay they send a fit girl to do your penis inspection.

>failed the cock pushup test because the invigilator was a qt cardiobunny
>not even assigned manlet duties, just suspended pending a full inquisition

I'm fucked lads

the disciplinary hearing is on monday

Ask me how I know you've never been to the gym.

>gym inquisitor caught me performing the "forbidden lift"

i a m d o o m e d

>squat rack guards won't let down drawbridge
>have to swim across gym moat
>see lanklet just waddle through it
It's not fair

>on vacation in greece
>bloatlord kidnaps me and throws me into twink pit
a-at least he gives me acess to Veeky Forums sometimes

Same here OP, I start twink training on Monday. At least I'm not a manlet.

If you're above 12 cm you can't train at planet fitness anymore?

>About to finish my set when the the alarm goes off
>Protein o'clock
>Down my shake in 5 seconds as per the rules.
>Fuck up and let a "eurgh" slip through my lips as I swallow
I'm fucked lads. I'm posting from inside my gym's maximum security cell. The hearings tomorrow, wtf do I do?

The receptionist checks your tip.

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