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Anybody here up to date on My Big Fat Fabulous Life? Interested to know how shes doing

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Misunderstood fat person here, there's no reason you can't be fat and healthy.
I'm obese and starting out my day with a 15 to 20 mile walk, forgot exactly how far it is

rip knees

Ever heard of strength training?
My knees are stronger than a thin person's and I'm able to do lots of walks including climbs

I know this is a joke but the sad part is there are fatties who 110% beleive this.

>be me
>have obese best friend
>hanging out one night, we banter a lot
>makes a crack about my eating habits
>"when's the last time you've been to the gym?"
>"i-i-i get my workout at work"
>still a fat fuck

>she thinks its funny

what is your resting heart rate?

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Anywhere from 45 to 55
I've asked before if being that low is bad but it seems fine from what I have read. Full out I can see heart rate of 189

Just realized I can give a better answer, this was yesterday

Yes, I'm sure you're very healthy. You can waddle back to now.

Love when skellies get beat out

Tbf, my far fuck friend has resting hr of 60 flat yet is 295 @ 5'8 and he's sedimentary. It confuses me

Not sure you knew what sedimentary meant when you wrote it.

Don't you just hate those delusional fat fucks at the gym who don't lift anything properly but still think they're hot shit?

BLOATLORD BLURBLORD

it's all about HRV baby
you might have a low heart rate but i'm pretty sure you'd die if you got it up to 160

Seeing these subhuman blobs how are you still able to eat meat and drink milk? The obesity crisis will be over in one day once nonvegan foods become illegal.

Different guy here:
>resting heart rate is in low 40s
>maximum is beyond 200
>5`3
>120 lbs

French fires with ketchup are vegan and still make you fat.

>muh Heart rate is bout 45
>Posts picture showing hr is almost 20 BPM high

Fuck off fatty

you don't know how knees work m8. they don't 'get stronger' because you use them more, they wear down because of excessive weight being pushed on them

Not sure if these are fphs i saved them a long time ago theyre pretty fresh since they were ocs

Oh I better stay inside since apparently your knees wear out if you use them kek

Is this 1 of em?

Got it right
Fuck

They were 2 i think

That was the average for the day not just resting

youtube.com/watch?v=ltF-6ldrqJs

not at all user, walking is the best exercise for fatties. if you were running i'd say you were retarded. but just think, when you lose all the weight you won't be causing irrepairable damage to them anymore!

trust me, i've been there!

Look we found your average powerlifter

I'm not trying to lose weight, my mom gets mad at me if I do.
After my walk I will go to taco bell and recoup the calories

Please help!.

Im curing my past autistic childhood obesity on 1300 calories cuz my weight slowed down at 1500 calories but my weight loss suddenly stopped at 94kg

On the plus side i can lift heavier and have so mich more energy and alertness than before.

Btw female of average hight.

>if you don't give your kid everything they want, you are a bad parent

What the fuck?! Retards beleive this shit.

/fat/so here. I just want to say I love these threads, they keep me in line whenever I crave pizza or wings or milkshakes.

Fat people are literally part of meeting diversity standards. It's not even about refusing people because they're fat, it's hiring them because they are fat. Same with women.

My mum uses it as an excuse.

Then she steals my childhood experiences for herself and pretends thats the reason she got fat as an adult.

i remember being an obese child, and having an early puberty. when i think about it, it makes me really sad and ashamed. if it wasn't for that i would be so much happier with my body. anons, never let your child to be fat.

Fat logic

Just do 500 cal under maintenance every day and properly log all your calories including whatever you eat between meals too. Overestimate if unsure.

>women of size
Hadn't heard that one before

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The TDEE said my maintenance was 1800 calories.

Im on 1300 now.
I usually overestimate, but if i did it wrong i would of only had an extra 60 calories.

I expected a lot of weightloss cuz i did so good at the gyms weightlifting lately.

I mean, 1800 calories is meant to be my resting metabolic rate (at 80kg, but im 94kg, back when i was 103kg it would of been 2200 calories)

Uah no... More like;
>you work to waste it all on foodand have no savings.

since when are you weightlifting? maybe you gained muscle??

I hate these kinds of comics
They just perpetuate the hatred of exercise in our society, leading to more fat fucks

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So is he limestone, or shale?

FUCK OFF FASCISTS GO BACK TO POL. STOP CYBER TERRORISM AGAINST FAT PEOPLE

Kek

Faggot

Iktf
t. Mailman

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It took you almost two and a half hours to walk five and a half miles? Jfc dude, get it together.

>Blocks your bench

El ABOMINACION

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For almost 4 months ive been weightlifting.

But even if its muscle need to bw losing weight still.

Unless my body is holding more water.
Which is weird, cuz my clothings getting really loose eventhougj the weightloss is slow.

>2-3 mph
>5,5 miles
I can do about 10 mph over the same distance, not even a runner desu.

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Honestly this one seems kinda fake. Way too many accurate obese weeb femwhale stereotypes.

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FATFETISHISTS WOMENS EXCUSES ARE LIKE PROSTITUTES

>durr im happy
>hur none of your business


FUGING FUGZ

I was stopping to look at the sights and such and hiking is sometimes slower than normal walking

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As a marxist communist, it's my duty to inform you we will never allow the hoarding of fat.
When we seize power, we will distribute all your fat to the starving Africans in Lenin's name.

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If I'm reading this right:
>29:41 minutes a mile
>12.17 miles
Thats like 6hours of walking. How slow and unemployed are you?
Jesus.
I know old ladies that run 5km faster than you waddle a mile.
I do hope you're trolling.
Otherwise body pic or fuck off.

Marxist politics helps a lot with weightloss on its own...

He's the rockbiter from never ending story?

The pace updates live, I was going slowly while I took the picture user.

are you trying to disgust me?

Cuz you're just making me hornier

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>avg heart rate 100
>ONE FUCKING HUNDREDER
Enjoy death.

>tfw they all have dicks and your parents send you to the mansion they live at where you are forced to pleasure them every minute of every day.

Mad because fat people can be healthy

disgusting samefagging fat fetishist detected
i hope you and your fat family die in diabetes

What did she construct?

>Start my day
>20 miles
>5 hours + for a fatty and thats generous
>a third of your entire waking day

sweet tatt though

>17 hours ago
Yeah that sounds like Veeky Forums 17 hours ago

Yep then I got some taco bell and now I'm at home playing video games

You are not good at baiting user

>no diet day
>implying they ever diet

Read my name a little closer, skellie

t.me/joinchat/EUEvzwwG50KpGBq1a4nngw

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faggot

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why walk so fuckin far, 1 hour should be enough lol

I enjoy walking but not sitting at home all day