Tfw you get ignored by literally every woman alive, regardless of how much you lift, take care of your skin, hair...

Just kys then.

K we get it fuck off

Tits or gtfo

>grog lift big stick with stone to get big
>grog want grogina
>grogina no care grog can lift heavy stick
>grog sad

Professional help. Even athletes get help when they feel like shit.

>At one point, Brady hired a sports psychologist to help him cope with frustration and anxiety, and even considered transferring to California.[42][43] He worked closely with assistant athletic director Greg Harden, who met with Brady every week to build his confidence and to maximize his performance on the field.[44] Brady told 60 Minutes in 2014: "He will always be somebody I rely on for sound advice and mentorship. He has helped me with my own personal struggles in both athletics and in life. Greg really pushed me in a direction that I wasn't sure I could go."
This is just an example. Its ok to face your issues and problems with the help of a professional. The longer you wait, user, the longer your issues are going to fester.

Keep trying to approach women with a biased idea of "what they want" then. Good luck kek.
Women are just people, you just don't look over the most stereotypical aspects of them.

*tips fedora*
Fuck off you heard the man

I like men with big calves mkay. Also it's mostly about the looks, wondering what you look like?

Yep. I think women can detect autism chemically.

i truly feel bad for you dudes that have to deal with this shit. can not imagine what this must be like. hard to give advice because youll just be faking it and will reek of it and youll get the same results. you need a lifestyle/personality/outlook change on life. one of these days youll figure all this out and will feel dumb once you realize how easy it is to talk to women. theyre honestly fucking stupid, easy to manipulate, and easily impressed if youre even sort of well rounded as a human being. My only advice is to go and make a bunch of new male friends and learn to socialize. dudes arent women, we dont hold each other back, good friends will help you navigate this shit and straighten you out as well as be an automatic "vouch" in the eyes of women because other males spend time around you.

change your shit up and stop actling like a pussy. on one hand i feel bad for you, on the other i see this as natural selection being stifled because youd obviously not be successful in life or even be able to survive in a group if you were alive 500 years ago, so it kind of just is what it is. sink or swim, friend.

Nah, it’s just that women are more aware of social cues and have a much more advanced social skill set as women spend far more time socialising. The average woman’s level of socialisation would leave Chad looking like a hermit shutin.

you are insane. I dont even know where to begin with how wrong you are. women are social hermits. they only survive in social situations because they are automatically validated for being women and dont have to prove anything to anyone to be in said group. most womens best friend is their boyfriend and it just rinses and repeats and they cant stand other women they know doing well in life, drives them nuts. every chick is an emotional, insecure basketcase and folds under any and all social pressure and thats why theyre terrible bosses, cry and create conflicts instead of working shit out with logic, and have no radar for when people think they are crossing boundaries and being silly fucking annoying. jesus christ i could go on for days. im 100% sure you have very little experience with women to be talking like this.

found the virgin

Virgin detected

totally bro. if only i had the lmao "advanced social skill set" of women, maybe id get laid. pffffffffftttt

Lol cry baby beta over here
Go get laid man

At least you got great digits

>thinks that making himself look pretty will get him girls

This is the other type of soyboy, a "man" who refuses to be manly and instead adopts a feminine role in their ham-fisted attempt to attract a mate, because they're such disgustingly timid betas.

Go and fucking TALK TO GIRLS. Face that which you're afraid of and conquer it. Develop self-estem, social skills, charisma and fucking game.

What do you really expect to happen? A manic pixie dreamgirl to just come over to you, grab your arm and make your life interesting, just like in one of your animes? That's what girls are waiting for YOU to do to THEM.

You deserve to be alone because you're a pussy-ass bitch and you're abdicating your responsibility as a man.

Stop being a fucking bitch.

Trips for truth. Depends on the social situation though.

Not op but in the same boat, except I acted completely disinterested by mistake because of lack of experience and awkwardness because we were in a bus and she wanted to cuddle, I just held her (also because she has a bf and I have bad memories with this kind of deal). Still don't know wtf I was supposed to do, bitch usually hugged me for half an hour and it just felt odd because people usually stare. Now she won't even talk to me when she sees me. Inb4 apologize though, that would make it when worse, just wanted to know what to do, just not care about the fact that you're in a public place?

>last summer, after graduating hs
>Still a kissless virgin at the time, all I did was browse Veeky Forums and workout with gymbros
>On mexico trip with two of my gymbros, basically my only close friends besides one qt grill from my old high school
>Post picture on Snapchat of myself in a hotel room wearing a shirt that was unbuttoned down to the last button
>Qt friend responds to story with "why don't you unbutton it more?"
>Reply with something like, "it's already at the last button, if I unbutton it the shirt will be completely open" or some autistic shit like that
>She would also compliment me on my body when we hung out, liked to hug me
>Took no fucking hint because I'm genuinely autistic
>Sent her a drunken message one day saying I was attracted to her
>Message literally said "I'm attracted to you"
>She said she was into me and asked how the fuck I missed all the signs
We are going out still but holy fuck it took a long time, just because I'm retarded. Honestly boys, if you happen to be a Veeky Forums autist, my recommendation is to just be up front with girls. Even if you don't think there is anything there, you probably are missing signs because of the tism. If you like a girl, don't wait too long. Just tell her. Spare yourself from the troubles I went through. This girl liked me for over a year before we started going out, just because I was too autistic to see anything there, so even though I was attracted to her I just didn't do shit.

>not holding the door open
I don't dote on the women I date, but holding the door open isn't beta. In fact most women I've done it for are pleasantly surprised.

lol i get laid anytime i feel like it. you guys putting women on a pedestal like this is why all of you make threads crying about how you cant even spit out a normal sentence in their presense. they are completely and utterly fucking retarded. they cant help it, its who they are and how they were born. i love fucking them and theyre good companions if you wrap them around your finger, but they are useless otherwise and any regular dude that had regular experiences in life on this board knows it.

Someones had a pint of soy down the pub tonight

>dubs to devil trips to holy trips
We're gonna make it

stay a virgin

Who do you think you are? This is neckbeard talk

Technically this isn't wrong, but its not actionable advice, you're just giving them a set of prohibitions.

>being approached by a guy when he instantly haves romantic or sexual intentions is a turn off. Even looks silly or cringy

This is only true if you're a 10/10, get hit on constantly, if the guy doing it is ugly or clearly not confident, or of obviously low status.

Honestly if you actually want to learn how to talk to girls, just study pickup, because despite sandy-vagina'd feminists hating on it, it actually fucking works. I re-read the Mystery Method this week and apart from the bullshit about peacocking and magic tricks, it's all fucking gold and breaks everything down into a logical steps and tells you what to do in each one, and explains why things are the way they are.

Perfect if you think you're a social autismo.

SHOOT YOUR FUCKING SHOT

This is literally the best advice to give ANYONE. Just fucking SHOOT YOUR SHOT. If you miss, guess what? YOU JUST GO SHOOT ANOTHER SHOT.

SHOOTERS SHOOT.

He's not wrong though. Women really aren't anything special. They rarely know what they want. You usually have to tell them what they want. They rarely understand abstract or complex concepts. They rarely think ahead. They consciously make poor choices and then fail to understand why it was a poor choice. In fact they will tell you straight up what the mistake is and why it's a mistake, and then do it anyway. Then they will turn around and cry about how much of a mistake they made. This isn't just about relationships/sex it's about EVERYTHING.

I still love them though.

no dude, the topic of this thread is neckbeard talk. sperging out in front of women is neckbeard shit. not knowing how to navigate the most basic social interactions is neckbeard life. Im the guy that has consistently fucked women since i was a teenager and is surrounded by tons of friends who do the same thing with ease and always will. meanwhile im having to debate completely level 1 shit with guys in here on whether or not women are some masterful representation of social prowess. its insane. women are like children, just bigger. that is exactly how you need to treat them or they wont respect you and youll never get the panties off, at least not with the girls you actually want to fuck.

take them off the pedestal, treat them with respect but always be talking down to them. be interesting and a decent person and you get laid. its that easy. you guys just dont want to listen to any real advice, instead youll make the 75th thread this week about how you sperged out in the presence of a girl i wouldnt even pity fuck on my worst day. this is the state of Veeky Forums, i dont know why i even try. ill leave all you heart breakers to it. im gonna go tell my gf to blow me...because im a normal dude and can do that sort of thing.

>closes Veeky Forums tab
>opens furry porn vids to fap
>sooo alpha

Literally this.
>Meet girl in passing on Friday through a mutual friend
>Immediately chat her up and get her snapchat
>Snap her the next day, she lives in the same complex as me
>Flirt with her openly, schedule a date for that night
>Go over, talk, have a drink and make it clear what I'm there for
>Fucking again tonight

You literally just have to take the lead and be assertive. Don't FORCE them to do anything, but you have to give off the vibe that whatever you say is the what should be done. Girls are into that. They like it when men are dominant. Setting up a date doesn't work if you ask them "when works for you" or "we should hang out". You have to tell them "tomorow @7, dress nice" or "come over, I've got this nice bottle of red" or "we are doing lunch tomorrow". When you're kissing them and you want to fuck? Hand on the back of the neck, use your teeth to gently bit their lower lip. Learn how to use your fucking tongue and GO FOR THE FUCKING NECK. 9/10 times if you kiss and nibble on her neck she is going to want you to smash her shit into oblivion.

So many of you guys think there's some ancient arcane secret to fucking girls and getting gfs, but there isn't. It's literally BE YOURSELF. That doesn't mean what everyone thinks it means either. If you're an awkward sperg it doesn't mean "just be that man". Be yourself means BE A MAN, because that is what you are.

no dude, you dont understand. you need to treat them like princesses and be nervous and effeminate, consider them your superior, let them take the lead, act like a total tom cruse gentlemen 100% of the time and act like its all YOUR pleasure to be around them.

according to Veeky Forums, acting like an actual man is the wrong way to land women.

devil in disguise or demonic honesty?

And then they wonder why they don't get laid. Also, >checked

>Mystery Method
Do you have any more book recommendations or material to study this kind of stuff? I never seem to find good stuff in a sea of bullshit.
Any more of those infographs too?

Change social with emotional intelligence and you would be correct.

This I almost blew my last relationship cause I was to much of an artist to pick up any signs. Best advice I can give is just go for it, it's much easier to deal with the pain of rejection for a little while then the pain of regret for a lifetime

*shoves out of my face*

d-dont fuckin yell at me bbro

lol, you don't seem to understand the level of autism of some people here. If some guys try to be dominant and stuff like that they will only appear violent and a jerk. they have no social calibration or tact, so they will fuck it up either way. they will do all that you say and then will not know what to even talk about on a date

I don't even care about women anymore

I feel men and women could be equal to a degree mentally but average women seem stuck in a fantasy world of love and romance and dont really take control of their lives.

>didn't accept your friend request

have fun when the pigs come to your door for "harrasment"

Why do you care so much about women when there are countless great things in life?

my ego demands it

this doesn't make any sense

>Why do you care so much about women when there are countless great things in life?
Name one (1) thing.

I have adopted a system within my self image that my self worth can only be tested through being sexually attractive to the opposite sex.

> DUDE IM AUTISTIC
> ITS SOMEHOW MY FAULT FOR BEING SOCIAL AUTIST LMAO
> TFW COURTSHIP GENE
> ROFL I MISSED ALL THE SIGN THAT I COULDN'T RECOGNIZE OR SEE
> JUST BE UPFRONT BRO GIRLS LIKE THAT :)
Dude if she was genuinely attracted to you, she would have dragged your ass to bed herself, you can't blame yourself for this type of shit, she clearly din't want to put the effort in

I want to have a family some day, and I need a good quality vagina for that

but vaginas are like csgo skins

>I feel men and women could be equal to a degree mentally
I feel that you're a retard

Why do you guys even care that much about women?I've had a couple of gf's and bf's, no homo, always the same shit. I end up with a bunch of unnecessary shit and forget to take care of myself. Having your dick in some girl's pussy or in some trap's black hole isn't worth it without a true emotional connection. I've been single for 2 years and I can't complain, I got a bunch of time for myself and my hobbies and don't have to worry whether my "significant other" is insulted by me spending some time with myself or not spending all my money on them. user, just try to be the best you can be and hope you find someone who can respect you for who you are and actually try to encourage you. I haven't and most people haven't despite being in relationships. Stop deluding yourself with this >tfw no gf
bullshit. this is the male equivalent of finding your prince, nothing more than a perverted fantasy that distracts you from your real goal.

Oh I understand it. It takes TIME and practice and a lot of rejection to learn how to do this stuff correctly if you didn't grow up doing it. Shit, I grew up as a beta bitch boy but forced myself to get rejected and fail over and over again until I learned what worked and what didn't. Guys that didn't grow up naturally learning how it all works have to put themselves outside of their comfort zones until it becomes their new comfort zone. It's honestly a lot like lifting. Fat loss/muscle growth is a slow, gradual process and it takes a long time to reach your goal.Trust the process. Learn from your mistakes.

Because women always have men around to solve their problems and direct their lives. They never learn how to do it for themselves. I mean really, if you look at the more feminized male of today, you see the same issue. Men that seem stuck in a fantasy world that don't really take control of their lives. They just exist and get manipulated and used up by both men and women that understand the score, never seizing their own destiny and never holding the power. Betaness stems not from a desire to please women, but from the man never learning what a man is and/or having masculinity demonized. The overwhelming desire to place women on a pedestal COMES from this fantasy world they've been made to believe where nothing is their fault and love and romance are what it's all about. Men are becoming women. And if there is one thing women absolutely hate, it's OTHER WOMEN.

I hope you don't mean Facebook.

That's not how it works. Despite what you may have been made to believe, most women are awkward and weird as fuck. They don't know how to pursue or be assertive like that in most cases and sperg out if they have to be. Most women have autism tier game, it's actually pretty cute and endearing when you get to see it in action. Most of the women that I've met that are the "drag you into bed with her" type are thots.

Why you call me ratert

>I hope you don't mean Facebook.
why not

Literally any hobby that interests you? Like right now, wish I had a car. I'm not one of those obnoxious faggots but imagine having 300 hp under you. Just driving around.
Or have you seen SpaceX yesterday? it was so fucking incredible man. Like not so long ago we did not even know about electricity and now we have a fucking car floating in space you can see online in HD. Like how fucking cool is that just think about it user.
Just realise that you can do almost anything these days. You want a 10/10 18 year old asian hooker? You can get that. You want a german girl to literally shit in your mouth and fuck you with a strap-on? You can get that. Want to help people? You can try medschool. Like no matter what do you want, you can have it. And most of the things doesn't even cost that much.
Your fault is literally not knowing what you want so you're a boring person that lift weights up and down.

What if I want to spend time alone, but also spend time having sex?

Move faster with women and invest less. As soon as you have some rapport you should be making dates and not just chatting to chat with them.

What if you don't have a phone, what would you have done then ?

Don't remind me

my ego needs to be satiated, i am driven to conquer the "outside" world through feeding my ego

It was a joke, mate.

Does it teach how to kiss or have sex?

stop being autistic?

>You deserve to be alone because you're a pussy-ass bitch and you're abdicating your responsibility as a man.
This Is why I need feminism

Bro...one of the things you have to do is STOP. JACKING. OFF. It affects you man. You can do this! Dont give up!

Nobody uses Facebook anymore really. It's all Snapchat and Instagram now.

What the fuck do you think nofap will do?

...

What if it was instagram............

If you don't have a phone then you have bigger problems to worry about then women. Good luck picking up women in 2018 without a smart phone.
>user what's your snapchat
>ehehe i dont have a phone
>oh okay well like add me on facebook or something
>what's your name?
>oh chad is here ive gotta go

>Most of the women that I've met that are the "drag you into bed with her" type are thots.
Mate, this is your autism speaking, this is coming from an autist also, we are on the same astral plane of How Do I Human ?
Don't you find it strange the double standard we have, where you are incapable of dragging a girl to bed, yet if she ware to take charge of something you don't have lack experience with that would instantly make her broken ?
You might be able to teach her how to swim or ride a bike, she might be able to teach you how to successfully bond in courtship

That's fine in my book, but going into a superficial relationship only for sex is not only stupid but rather counterproductive.
Sex is nice, but having sex with someone you love is even better.

What is the difference between driving a fast car and playing with a toy car?

Why not fap to asian hooker porn instead of actually fucking an asian hooker?

Why do you think they even built the SpaceX ship?

EGO

can you redpill me on snapchat? I never really jumped on it, would it be too late already to make an account? Do you need to be well-linked with friends? Do you need to post pictures often? I was always just using whatsapp

Joe ?

How do you unlock trap gf?

>
u got 2 find yo self my man

This tbqh. I bet most of you guys have girls interested in you or have had some girls into you within the past year and you’re just too much of a pussy boi to make a move. It’s legitmately narcissistic to think you’re special and girls don’t like you for some magical reason. So many ugly insecure faggots have decent girlfriends because they have the balls to try at least.

Other than that you need to go out more and at least be in an environment where a woman can see you. Sometimes you don’t even have to try and talk to them life will push you two together somehow.

Women are just like us with the same issues we go through. They are just more passive that’s all.

I mean dog, be real with me, is it really that big of a fucking deal not to have a phone ? I mean Im not some tinfoil paranoid cosmonaut, but I had absolutely no use of my Nokia 3310 besides the terrorist memes with da boys, all I did was check time or use stop watch for rest in between sets. Why would some ask you for snapchat, why not just phone number so you can call them and have a conversation ?

What the fuck do you mean? Dont try and b8 me brah. You know what it can do for guys. Shit, let him do it so it can be one less thing he has to worry about.

Double dubs n quads
They speak the truth.

Most traps are just mentally ill man, now I don't mind sick people that try to make the best out of their situation, but man those fuckers just fuck and hang out on twitter/Veeky Forums.
>where to find traps
Generally, if you find a "female" that is interested in a male interest there is a 5% chance "she" got a dick.

literally none of these are ego.
driving a fast car feels fucking good just like fucking an asian hooker. its not like i would announce to the world i fuck hookers anyway.
spacex might be ego for musk but for the rest of us, its about technology and what humans as a whole we achieved.

quality advice

ok now I'm really interested, should I make snapchat? I had facebook for most of the time, but haven't posted anything in a few years now
how do you even build up a social circle in snapchat again? does it just add the phone numbers from your phone or what?

Is this why we all work our asses off 5+ times a week in the gym, work our asses off doing some garbage fucking jobs, read books, gather hobbies and wordy knowledge of the cosmos that surround us, political events etc
So we could approach girls ? Man fuck that noise, they should be the ones making the moves on us, what effort do they put in besides putting on 2 hours worth of make up
It's like our prophet Zyzz said, never chase them, let them come after you brah