I just lost my virginity to a whore. It was really fucking shitty and I feel like dirty as fuck. What do?

I just lost my virginity to a whore. It was really fucking shitty and I feel like dirty as fuck. What do?

Also how much do you bench press and what's your bodyweight?

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The idea that losing your virginity is some magical experience is a total myth. Good on you for getting that shit over with. Now you can stop bitching about it.

Good stuff breh now fuck a few more for practice and forget about women for a while in the meantime and you'll no longer reek of desperation

I actually lost my virginity to a prostitute during a vacation in Pakistan when I was 15. Paid her PKR 500(Convert it to USD for the laughs), had no condom on and came inside her because I was a complete fucking idiot who had no idea how sex worked.

A week or so later I realized insemination inside the pussy means pregnancy.

Haven't been back in 7 years.

والد?

5 FUCKING DOLLARS HAHAHAHHAHA WTF DUDE

Based

Your bastard son was probably sold into child slavery and is probably a bacha bazi.

کیا "والد" بھوسڑی کے؟ اردو میں لکھ

WTF? We are getting screwed. I could have a fucking harem every night for those prices

ماں گھر آتی ہے.

Serious question. What are the odds of pregnancy after coming inside a woman once?

100%

Happened to me. She got really stressed and lost it

Shame on you user! You should have known better! Throwing away your first time like that is no small thing.

I bench 2pl8 and weigh around 160lb.

300%
>Triplets

Was the whore able to tell?
Did you pay for yhe whole hour?

>5 bucks

see you in pakistan bros

Is this actually true or are you playing me?

>user was pooed on following this post

It's more like a 20% chance or less. Girls are only fertile for 3-5 days a month. Look up "ovulation" if you're curious.

low. But a lot depends on which point in her ovulatory cycle she was in. if she had her period like a week before -- thats not good. but if she just had it or its been a few weeks you should be in the clear.

I think not. She said I fucked well, but they probably all say that.
I paid for the hour. Took me 20 minutes to cum.

Grow the fuck up and learn to accept your poor decisions.

Thanks bro

Beta pussy virgin shut the fuck up. You will never find a woman.

Did it feel good during though? I can see it's easy to ridicule this happening, but this ultimately affects nothing.

Someone could have the most beautiful love story behind their first time. How often does that come out though? You're at a bar and "I lost my viriginity to my high school love and..." ?? That'd sound equally/more retarded regardless of circumstances. Try notnto feel bad about this OP. You have your merit badge, now stuff it in the drawer like the test of us

Np buddy

mine was. truly my soulmate
we explored each other’s bodies all night then woke up the next morning and took mdma and talked about our feelings
she is forever imprinted on my mind
ill love her forever

and that's why you're a huge faggot with dependency issues

...

Probably got aborted or murdered by pops

Yeah it felt good during.

Right now I feel kinda bad, but this feeling will evaporate by tomorrow probably. Thanks for the word bro

Pic related is a Pakistani trap. Make of that what you will.

You homo.
wanted to lose my virginity to my high school crush
stupidly thought she was a virgin the entire 3 years she had this pervy boyfriend of hers' (chubby manlet with good hair and sense of humor).
short slut comes into my life and rocks my world so hard my family falls apart.
fucked a pretty sum like animals in love,
she cheats a few times down two years, never admits to it,
until later with a guy she works with
now engaged to the guy who got her pregnant
they still work together in the food service industry at like 24
neither of them can find a job
only she has a degree
I was with her for 3/4's of the time she was getting that degree. And either it was complete, elaborate bullshit, or she thought she could handle being a radiologist. She'll find a job eventually though, once she's finished dealing with this tubby loser.
I'm in university with an associates and internship training already, contemplating fucking every whore I see until I hold off on my Computer Science degree to join the Army. And no, she and I didn't manage to fuck as much as she and her previous boyfriends fucked, I don't think. But I can't keep count of stupid shit like that. I lost count after 20. Buck up OP. We gon make it and stuff.

Should I just fuck a chubby women?
I'm 24 and I'm still a virgin.

>shit

This is the trap doing a Mujra, a type of traditional seductive/sexy dance: youtube.com/watch?v=xecz06fZgbA

This is the trap engaged in an intense makeout session:
youtube.com/watch?v=7G8D16GUPWY

Welcome to Pakistan.

Actually tho, really that anons description of his first time to us, is like walking into a random house and looking at the shit they've accumulated. Absolutely zero sentimental feelings towards the stuff, it's essentially junk to you...
What a weird feeling. This user will always have a hole in his heart because of some girl he thinks was his soulmate. To us that's bullshit fairytale garbage, to him it's as real as it gets.
So fucking glad I'm not him. My hole is shit, but his has gotta be fucking torture to try to fill.

Your comment opened my eyes. Thank you

It is not a myth at all... it's giving a gift to someone special and sharing it together. Being that vulnerable and just taking a leap of faith is truly a magical experience. It's so cherished a moment that cultures throughout history have made taboo any sex outside of marriage. They want you to choose a mate wisely and share that moment together so it builds intimacy, trust and faithfulness.

The misconception is that the sex is itself is "good." It's obviously not, it's amateurish, it's just the first step. The best sex I had wasn't for another 10 years and dozens of partners after I lost my virginity.

You should fucking kill yourself desu. You seem extremely easily impressionable, probably have 0 opinions/no personality.

Yeah probably should do. But have no guts

Don't listen to that literal shit-for-brains. Fuck em. You do you

>a whore

So you lost it to a female?

Nah that dude was right about him minus the kys part

The cultures you are referencing are the same ones who took young women as spoils of war. It's all a story they told children like you to hide the fact that your waifu, and their daughters, would end up as somebody's fucktoy if the walls of the city ever fell. Literally a myth, propagated by societies and religions built on bloodshed and rape.

What kind of whore? How much?

Its slim man but its one of those ironies of life. Some couples literally fuck twice a day for a month cant get pregnant then some dumb teen pulls out half a second too slow and his gf gets knocked up.

As long as shes not in heat, about 15%.

She's not a fucking dog man

Chubby women smell reeeeeeaaaally bad, user.
T. A Broken man

Honestly OP, its not that serious. As long as you enjoyed yourself it doesn't matter, and if you didn't, well, you bought yourself a shitty prostitute.

Just try not to think too much about it.

I bench 300 and weigh 190.

True, maybe that user needs to do some self reflection...
The kys meme is garbage. Sometimes I like 4chans anonymity and I'm a dick too, but fuck, shouldn't we try to help eachother out. It's Veeky Forums not /b/

>26 year old kissless virgin
>no desire to lose sex to prostitute/escort which is the only way it will happen


meh

As long as we keep it contained to threads like this I think it's good to vent at each other once and awhile.

Underrated

no it’s actually pretty good because im attractive and can form lasting relationships and meaningful connections and experiences
have being alone or fucking whores for the rest of your life though :)

>literally trying to be nice to the guy and help others empathize
>comes back at me with some passive aggressive pussy bullshit

Lol fuck off

kek i had a friend from pakistan. his brother went to the red light district in karachi did the same shit you did and got HIV

>Worrying more about a bastard than catching a permanent STD.

I'd be more concerned with catching something if the pussy was that cheap.

Don't feel too bad, OP. This isn't a big deal if you can apply yourself and approach women now. It's only sad if the only time you've ever had sex is the one time with a prostitute.

happened to me in 8th grade. it fugged me up for a little while. now go do something important

This has got to be the gayest thing I have read in my entire life.

Lol I was actually scared so bad about an STD I went for checkups for 5 years regularly.

not the first guy, but do you have a source for this? legitimately curious

This is what empathy looks like. Thanks user this really changed my perspective

Never gonna make it

he's no virgin

Will I actually get less desperate after a hooker? I mean I want even more afterwards, no? I fap three times everyday, why wouldn’t I want sex three times then?

i like the jib of your cut, user

Sex is more work but more rewarding

This whole thread has made me very sad.

Stop worrying about sex god fucking damn. Its not important at all.

It doesnt change your life, it doesnt increase your value, it isnt some magical trip. If sex was the be all and end of all pleasure then we wouldn't have invented fucking booze, drugs and jumping off bridges with a rope on our legs.

Booze is to get more sex when the girl is drunk or to forget about the fact that we don’t have sex.

>lose sex
You younglings these days
...
Just do it

Sex is super fun and interesting when you don't have it
Not a big deal when you have it

A bit like food or water in a sense

I still can’t get over the fact that I’m having no sex at all and a women doesn’t even need to exist and thousands of guys want to fuck her.

I handed in my v card to a chubby, intelligent, really sweet girl with a really pretty face who wanted to bf me but I didn't.

>120 kg
>80 kg reps, don't know my 1RM

The existence of rape has no bearing on the tradition of saving yourself for marriage. This is basically an ad hominem.

Forget about it op, she's a whore and memories with her don't matter. You'll bed other women eventually but until then you have yourself and your gains. stay warm

But remember, If any virgins ask you about it, you have to tell them that it was the most mindblowingly awesome experience you have ever felt, that they are losers for being virgins and that they should spend every waking minute of their lives obsessing over how to lose theirs. Now shut up whining, have a shower, and keep an eye out for someone to fall in love with so that you can have a decent sexual relationship with.

any swedes here? its so fucking hard to get a prostitute in sweden imo, virgin here

Same... 30kg inc the bar just started again

do it again

no seriously

it can be seemingly random. depends on the girl, her menstrual/ovulation cycle, and the guy's sperm. some people have to try to get pregnant forever. some people get it on the first try. some people get fucked and precum fertilizes the egg. i think those kids turn out retarded.

outlawing customers probably isn't very good for business

Just fuck already u queers

>thousands of guys want to fuck her.
Only between the ages of 16 to 30ish user.

Bullshit, 30+ guys still wouldn’t mind fucking them.
>muh wall that i believe in

I lost my virginity to a person who manipulated me from the beginning, and she got off from doing it

God, I wish I found a person like that.

The wall is for relationships not sex anonsan

This might depend on the person, but i think first times are overrated. I never think about mine, I just think about all the subsequent, better times.

>Pakistan
She's dead Jim

jesus you sound really fucking gay

imagine being this undesirable

I want sex and not relationships, though.