Does Statham even lift?

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statham has always been a skinnyfag

sickening barn door back

lmao at him being over 6 foot in the front pic but under in the back pic

when will they learn

Statham is the only Chad in entertainment besides the Goose who I do not begrudge for his success and looks

my goal back

Fuck you. Statham makes it ok to be balding.

Yeah and cardio bunnies go to the gym, too. What's your point, straightlet?

He's only 175cm tall or so for real.

what's with the random ass tattoos?, fucking tictactoe on his shoulder

On cycle
Post cycle

Looks better than 99 %of Veeky Forums.

He looks like a rapist

>celebs you thought were ripped before Veeky Forums gave you severe body dysmorphia

roids + keto

>rich
>hot wife
Height does not matter if you can have that.

he's natty.

crank is kino
youtu.be/ZmVlcQLANgQ

you think you'll look like that when you're 50?

tfw I'm 55 and in much better shape than him.
Also I still have my hair.

Pics or fuck off

I bet the thought of you keeps him awake at night

He used to be an olympic athlete didn't he?

Diving I think

Yeah but then he started balding so his technique got fucked up

Jason Statham is huge

How can he look like he has zero lats from the front but have a gigantic barn door back from behind

LMAO TINY PEE PEE

You will thank god for that when he grabs you by the hips and penetrates your chocolate star.

Everyone who isn't a roid monkey looks like shit

why is his lats non existant from the front lmao

>m8 Jason was an Olympics diver
No he wasn't.

tictactoe is two lines, einstein.

joke's on you, i already did

>t-thanks creatine

>that kyphosis

I am suddenly undergoing an explosion of chest hair in that pattern after years with just a small patch. My scalp feels itchy. Is something happening?

Yes. You are balding.

>latlet detected

If you don't flare them (he isn't, you can tell his shoulders are rolled back) lats don't show that much from the front.

youll eventually realize that post age 30 life literally no one cares about balding. its so culturally accepted it impacts absolutely nothing about day to day life.

Yes in college and even mid to late twenties it socially matters. but after that, when you are a real adult its meaningless.

If I could trade my full head of hair for higher T levels I would in a second.

>my full head of hair

Why are you lying on the internet, baldie?

Camera position

>tfw this will never happen to me

>implying Statham could ever get any under 30 y/o women if he wasn't rich and famous

who is this qt?

30+ here, no hair, dont care
>tfw 4 year old nephew says "why does uncle user have a forehead on the back of his head?"

yea, it was positioned in front of a manlet liar

>Does he lift

Yes, because he was an Olympic trained diver.

WAS

I personally wouldn't give a shit if I went bald. Men don't need fancy fucking hair styles or dumb shit like that, unless your 'look' is babby DYEL mode pale indoor hipster twink with latte in one hand and vape in the other. If a man can't grow a decent beard, or had a weak jawline then he's got something to worry about.

>That back thickness

Fake tattoos for the movie Death Race

>Implying that argument even natters considering he IS rich and famous

Stop being jellis

he's literally tilting his head forward dude.

Thats the body I want. If you want to be another huge roided retard, good for you, but thats not most peoples goal.