Walk into gym

I was at the gym a few years ago. This was a real bodybuilding gym, no treadmills or shit, just weights. It was really busy and filled with guys working out, doing rows, squats, deadlifts etc. And they were blasting "Macho Man" by the Village People and it fit the scene so well and I felt like I had just walked into a homosexual music video.

>walk into gym
>NOW IM A GLOWING MAN I AM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Love it when this happens

>walk into gym
>AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN TAKE THE LAND THAT MUST BE TAKEN

>walk into the gyn
>POP EM LIKE A WHEELIE NIGGA YOU A SILLY NIGGA
>BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH

Very nice, very nice.

>walk into gym
>be agressive, be e agressive

youtube.com/watch?v=V2XGp5ix8HE

>walk into gym
>youtube.com/watch?v=pNkQMtZAMAw

nah it's the worst in my gym.
Beside the shitty music I have to endure advertisement interruptions every 10 minutes or so because my gym is too greedy to buy spotify premium. One time there was even an ad for another gym...

i listen to that in the gym too really gets me going

>walk into gym
>EVERYWHERE I LOOOOOOOOOOOK
>ALL I SEE IS MURRRRRDERRRRR
>EVERYWHERE I L[IIIIIIIIIIIIII]K
>ALL I SEE ARE MAAAAASS GRAAAAAVES

>walk into gym
>CARRY ON, MY WAYWARD SON
>THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE
>LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST
>DON'TCHU CRY NO MORE

>walk in gym in 2013-14
>HEY BROTHER , THERE'S AN ENDLESS ROAD TO REDISCOVER

Walk into gym
> you got the eye of a tigerrrrrrrr

>walk into the gym
> Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang

>walk into gym
>

>walk into the gym
>wtf am I doing here, I have a home gym
>do a 360 and walk away

Fugg that would be cool

ma bih luh do kokain (oou)

>walk into gym
>THUNDA
>THUNDA
>LIGHTNING ANDA THUNDA

>360

>walk into gym
>Fun fun fun!
>Mau mau mau!
>Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
>Your name is fuck!
>I'm going home! I'm going home!
>Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

>SAY IT AFTER ME
>IS IT BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY?
>TAKE ON ME, TAKE ME OOOOON

...

BABY I'M DANCING IN THE DARK WITH YOU BETWEEN MY ARMS
BAREFOOT ON THE GRASS, LISTENING TO OUR FAVOURITE SONG

Newfag
Fucking patrician taste desu

oh fuck you user, since I read your post I have the song in my head

>walk into the gym
>MO BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE
>BOUNCE IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE
>MO BOUNCE IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE

>walk into gym
>BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPRRRRLRLRLRLRLRLLLRLRLLLLLLLLWRROOOOOOOOOOOMPPPPPPPRRRRRRRFFFFRRRRRROOOPOORRRRRRRRRRGGGGLGLGLGLGLGRGRGRGRRGGGGGGPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
whoops hehe

that looks like a younger version of my step-mom
creepy

>walk into gym
> youtube.com/watch?v=XAYhNHhxN0A starts playing

Your stepmom is hot

...

>walk into gym
>it's in my house

must suck being poor.
using public gyms is on the same level as using public transportation.

you're all pathetic.

Jokes on you i dont even lift

>Walk into the gym
>RATHER BE FORGOTTEN
>THAN REMEMBERED FOR
>GIVING IN

>AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN

> Oh, if I could only get some sleep
> Creeky noises make my skin creep
> I need to get some sleep
> I can't get no sleep

>I take the bus to the gym
Feels bad man

>walk into gym
>CRAWWWWLING IN MY SKINNNNN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEALLLLLLL

>walk into gym
>WHERE DID I GO WRONG, I LOST A FRIEND
>SOMEWHERE ALONG IN THE BITTERNESS

i fak a bih ae forge he naym

>walk into gym
>A travers ma ruine allez donc sans remords, et dites-moi s'il est encore quelque torture. Pour ce vieux corps sans âme et mort parmi les morts!

>being this new

>walk into gym
>OOOH DAAARK GRIYUUUNNN HE CAYUNHELLWENHEHAPITLOOKINSAY
>EYY

>walk in to the gym
>IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD
>TO GET FROM THERE TO HERE
>IT'S BEEN A LING TIME
>BUT MY TIME IS FINALLY HERE

based gym

>walk into gym
>PANDA
>PANDA
>PANDA PANDA PANDA

>walk into Gym
>in the kitchen wrist twistin like a stir fry

Based

>walk into gym
>AND THEN HIS DICK FELL OFF

>dadrick

>walk into the gym
>WHAT'S WITH THESE HOMIES DISSING MY GIRL

>EVERY TIME YOU FORGET WHO I AM, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE TO REMIND YOU AGAIN
>YOU KNOW ME (YOU KNOW ME), YEAH YOU KNOW ME

I fucking HATE seeing all these people saying "UHHH CLASSIC ROCK IS SHIT xDDD LOL ITS ALL DAD ROCK XD IT SUCKS SO MUCH LOL" while they jerk off and scream while listening to various lo-fi acoustic artists/insert-new-genre-here-wave

We fucking get it. You don't like popular music, that's fine. But to say [insert unknown bandcamp artist here] did more/was more creative and talented than bands like Pink Floyd, EL&P, and so on is ridiculous and you know it is.

What's worse than that? People who PRETEND to like certain types of music. Jesus Christ this pisses me off so much.
GUYS LOOK HOW LOUD I CAN PLAY DEATH GRIPS AND VAPORWAVE, I DONT EVEN LIKE THE MUSIC BUT I'M LISTENING TO IT SO PEOPLE THINK I'M DIFFERENT!

lol thats dad rock though xD its all boring! i enjoy listening to someone scream out of tune over distorted bass and harsh keyboards :3

My god, I like Death Grips and shit, but they really aren't as revolutionary and influential as people make them out to be.

>walk into gym
>YOU'RE VULNERABLE, SO VULNERABLE
>YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT
>YOU'RE LOVABLE, SO LOVABLE

This is the OPPOSITE of what I'm trying to achieve in here you cunt flap

>he doesn’t get motivated by best girl Marina

>walk into gym
>SAY IT AINT SOOOOOO

> current year
> allowing yourself to be affected by pleb tier noise pollution

No shit these changed my life. Instead of wearing earphones and drowning out the music with my own, I block the music with earplugs. You can still hear music and conversations but there is this threshold of sound under which your mind is not bothered to make sense of the noise, so it doesn't bother you at all. Also makes your breathing see louder so you can concentrate on breaths and reps.

Have to crush the foam then insert, it will re grow.inside your ear and make a nice seal. When removing, DO NOT PULL STRAIGHT OUT. That can cause ear canal damage. You have to twist as you remove, and go slowly, because breaking the seal on your ear canal quickly can damage the sensitive organs that allow you to hear at all.

I drive a lot for Uber and I wear these in the car now. A 12 hours shift used to leave me in ear pain from the constant road noise but now I have no discomfort, I probably wear them a ridiculous amount of the day but whatever. When I take them out my hearing is fine and I don't need to crank volume. If I'm in the car alone I leave them in and play the radio louder, it's better because without them the radio competes with road noise, with them in you only hear the music or talking.

Conversations are also plenty easy to have, if you look at someone and are close enough there is no issue in hearing their words and understanding (like you can still talk at the gun range, where I got this idea), i can even talk to people behind me in the car. You can buy these at dicks or other sporting goods stores if you don't want to use Amazon.

I reuse mine until they get nasty. You can also get them with a cord attaching them, but I don't recommend it. The reusable cleanable plugs that look like iPhone earbuds are shit at noise blocking. The foam ones get dirty soon so no good reason to spend money on corded versions imo, but ymmv.

>walk into gym
>I walk along the city streets you used to walk along with me, and every step I take reminds me of just how we used to be

>walk into the gym
>BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY

>trap doms

Oh forgot
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>walk into gym
>It Aint Me starts playing

>walk into gym
>COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS, COME AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN

>walk into gym
>STARSHIPS WERE MEANT TO FLYYYY

>walk into gym
>Sitting in a sandpit
>Life is a short trip
>The music's for the sad man

>walk into gym
>DUDUDUDUDU

>walk into the gym
>CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

>walk into gym
>a real human being
>and a real hero

don't do this to me

You LA fitness, too, brah?

>goose step into gym
>We will build a better tomorrow.
>The youth of today will be the tool.
>American children made for survival.
>Fate and our destiny we shall rule

>not FLEEX YOUR MUUSCLEEES

Pleb

Given the choice between Abba and booty bouncy gangsta hiphop rap perpetuating cultural garbage music, i'd take hearing loss.

...but if that were not an option, i'd go with Abba.

Kys soyboy

>walk into gym
>IN THE NAME OF LOOOOOOVE, NAME OF LOOOOOVE

10/10

love this album so fucking much

SUFFERING FROM ADDICTION TO DRUGS
SUFFERING FROM ADDICTION TO DRUGS
SUFFERING FROM ADDICTION TO DRUGS
SUFFERING FROM ADDICTION TO DRUGS

DRUGS
DRUGS
DRUGS
DRUGS
DRUGS

ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL

lelllll

are those made out of toothpaste?

>walk into the gym
>'CAUSE YOU CAN'T MISS WHAT YOU FORGET

>Buying a home gym ends up saving you money after around 2 years of not paying for a gym membership
Who's poor now you fucking hobo

>walk into gym
>and you dont seem to understaaand

Depending on album that song can be shit or great.
I hope you got Reverence.

Nah good old petroleum foam. There are other colors tho.

This is my guilty pleasure

>90's nostalgia intensifies

THERE'S A FUCKING DOG IN HERE

I really hope this isn't pasta because I agree 100%

DELET

and this is why you're poor. you think spending more money long term, makes you rich. i'd call you a brainlet, but that would imply you have a brain.