Who do you lift for, and does she care?

I lift because it's fun. That's it. I like the feeling of a pump. And no, no woman cares.

a girl i wrote a song about
she's not even real
like it's not like i wrote a song about a real girl i love, i wrote a song about an imaginary girl and then fell in love with her
i know it's autistic as fuck

fuck i don't even know what her voice sounds like
or basically anything except her name and a very very vague physical description and that she lived in 19th century tennessee

For better women than i currently get. Yes she cares because she has too much self respect to settle for someone who is ugly.

Chekd

Fucking kek, post song user

>post literally the only thing that connects you to the >person you love on a taiwanese fingerpainting mailing list so that we can laugh at it
n-no thanks

I lift for myself and my waifu, but I bulk for my new Chinese gf. Never lift for 3D women.

I lift for Lancer.
>and does she care?
Of course.
When you are the king of knights you expect those around you to be dependable as well.

I'll compliment it anyways.
I bet it's good.

1 - For Goku and Vegeta
2 - For my waifus
3 - To be able to beat my dad and stepfather if they act cocky
4 - For myself

I life for Guts, son

Come on user I got dubs you gotta respect it, you’re anonymous on here anyway

I lift for pic related. Haven't given up on women, but they're not my focus anymore

nah sorry

you have to understand, this isn't just any random waifuism
this is literally the only thing i have (regarding her)
i can't just give it away like that

Fair enough.
You planning on writing more?
You use piano or guitar?

And you were too dumb to notice. You guys were as good as married in your mind.

>I like picking up objects and putting them back down

>You're a jewel, user.
I pretended to not hear her

That was the last thing she said to me about 9 years ago. I haven't seen her since. If I wasn't such a fat fuck I would've asked her, being overweight devastated my confidence.

Still the prettiest girl I've ever seen and she fucking thought I was funny. Oh well, we live and learn.

She deserved better.

I lift to serve the lord

Rowan, no.

i have some vague ideas as to how her story ends, but nothing concrete

i play both, and a bunch of other instruments too
was planning on recording some stuff, but i never get around to it, every time i start i just delete everything because it's not good enough

For her, I want her to be mine

There is no she.
I lift for myself because thats all i have

Ah, I see.
Someone with talent.
If you want some ideas, here's a prog rock album about a mermaid love story.

>youtube.com/watch?v=gKkycq9Suok

Showing this song to others could help make the love feel a bit more real though, go on user you’ll feel better about it when you do

sad pinkerton bois where you at?

to protect my mom from my near physically abusive father, plus feels good being the strongest brother yet not the oldest

this my dude. submit to the pope

>strongest brother but not the oldest

what kind of cuck is your older brother that he allowed you to surpass him?

lifting for Jesús

...

nuh uh

I lift because there was once a time that I wasn't strong enough. She came after I started.

I'm stronger than my older brother and his excuse is that his gf and job are gains goblins.

Fuck the pope. He's a pedophile communist who should be hanged

Random IG sloots and no, they don't care. I'm just in their DMs jerking it to the thought that maybe I'd have a chance to sniff their hair.

I hope Sheryl notices one day.

well one was a contractor who never saw a need to workout, he has muscle but hes a 5'9 manlet so he only looks big.
my other brother tried working out but dropped after 3 months, despite working at a lifetime fitness..

Right now me. But I've started dating a girl and I'm hoping things will work out. Maybe on some level I'm moving towards trying to impress her

For Officer Judy Hopps ZPD

THIS IS FOR ALL YOU COOKIE CUTTER PORN ADDICT GODS OUT THERE. TIME FOR SOME ZEUS REPS
ZEUS
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crèämý mèãmý, my dude! *tip*
I'm going to tell all my Memer friends at www.9Gag.com about this Epic Troll™!

This, today a classmate who's haven't see me in a few months mentioned that I look bigger
>I think I'm going to make it brehs

Post it already breh

Is unironically having a waifu the secret? It seemed retarded at first but I think it might be what I need

I'm Jewish and I lift for this German girl i know who i'm gonna ask out next week.

wish me luck bros

I lift for my future wife and my future kids. Not because they need a muscular strong man but because I'm developing my work ethic. I set the goal and accomplish it. The key is to stop treating lifting like a fucking hobby. You have to treat as a CATALYST for bigger and better things in your life.

I lift for my mental health. I want to look in the mirror and see a person that I can be proud of. I want to be a good role model for my brother and sisters. I want my family to have a pillar that they can count on be it financially or physically. I have too many problems to solve and people to support to be a nihilist slob.

>meet 8/10 Asian qt on tinder
>tells me she thinks I'm hot
>Sendin pics in underwear and chit
>iminthere.cad
>Tells me she wants to cuddle
>Ready to sprint to her house and fucc
>"Wait user, when's your bday"
>mfw I'm one month younger than her
>mfw she says this is a major turn off
>mfw agelets will never make it

idk who I lift for any more. What's the point

reminder if your birth month is after July someone your age is more likely to be older than you and you will not make it

please

you'll also be less likely to be a successful athlete

YOU, my friend, are going to make it

> the girl i love will only marry me if I can give her family a large dowry pig
> my neighbor is an elderly woman and she has a spare pig
> she lets me borrow it
> carry it up and down a mountain every day to drink
> make sick gainz
> so does pig
> do it for the girl I love
> also my neighbor said she'd put a hex on me if I didn't do it and I don't want to take any chances with that

I won't lie, I lift for my gf. I only really got into fitness after me & her started dating, and regularly working out has become a part of my life because of her. She worries that I may over work myself, but she doesn't complain about how my body is turning out. That being said, if me and her ended up splitting, as devastated as I'd be, fitness would still be a major part of my life

Myself, and yes I care.

This has to all be fake right?

I knew before I even felt anything for her. The more I talked to her more the more I liked her.

I lift for myself, more specifically to offset all the negative thoughts in my mind. I've got a gf and almost lost her to some really shitty friends, which has brought on some paranoia. I want to wake up and look at a man who is in control of his life and acknowledges his worries, but makes the effort to manage them at the same time.

I also just want a more snug fit in some of my clothes tbqh
My gf is 8 months old than me, who the fuck cares if its less than a year? That thot sounds crazy anyways.

Good luck shlomo

What state

ok so she responds to you like this. Imagine how she responds to the first guy that looks as if he even eats 3 meals a day. You understand what I'm saying? You need to get big FAST or else she is not staying with you twink

stop having your buddy text you to make it look like girls are into you, fucking dyel.

moi hermano, we're all here to better one another. If you post yours I'll post mine.

There are 3.5 billion women on the planet. I lift for one of them, I just haven't met her yet.

She doesn't even know I exist..

I probably take this for granted

but married in my mind's no good...

I lift to attain the body of a god and become the mightiest warrior on this planet

She never cares about me and probably never will. I'm tired of having my heart broken by blind hope.

pic related, and no

>tfw she likes (loves?) me a lot
>love her how she is
>tfw shes trans
>tfw her op is in like 3 months
>tfw actually gay and love femboys
>tfw if she gets the op Ill still love her but we wont be getting sexual anymore
What in the fuck is wrong with me how did I even find myself in this situation
I didnt ask for this

youre joshing me ?

This was a nightmare to read

Convince her to keep the pecker, faggot

Sorry man, post op trannies are disgusting.
Its literally mutilating the dick and calling the open wound a vagina.
I would rather suck a dick than put my dick anywhere near that thing.

i dont know and i dont know

She does, but I do not lift for her.
I also lift because so many people try to tell you to stop.
That "you're doing it wrong" and "you're not THAT big or strong"
while they can't even bench the bar or have ever been in the gym.

Keep working, keep proving them wrong.
Craft your body into a monument which if anything stands as a giant fuck you to them all.

This

And he doesn't care desu

>Lifting for anyone else but yourself

i'll let the rope lift me instead

...

this. fuck catholicism

BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM

A girl lead me on hard for like a month before I faced the reality of the situation and told her to fuck off. Was so angry and felt so abused I went to the gym because I didn't know what to do with it all. I just felt so high after it all, like I discovered what I was missing in my life. Every since I've been hitting it hard every single day, I hate rest days and decided to phase them out early on.

I still think about her sometimes. In a way I am thankful.

This desu

>the only girl I'm interested in prefers scrawny, nerdy guys
>I love to lift and want to get bigger
Hold me, bros. Im not going to stop lifting but this is a bitter feel

I stopped lifting some time ago as i felt that it put too much stress on my wrists which is not good for piano. However, i noticed at band practice that my back hurt after playing trombone for some time. Perhaps it may be that i pointed my slide too low but it's still concerning. I want to be able to sit or stand well.

Just rape her.

I lift so that my therapist doesn't completely give up on me, even though I've given up on myself.

I'm already proud of you.

you're dyel mode and what does she mean by >why do you look so dark, is this bbc bait?

post your face so we can compare it to the man you self identify with