Enter gym

>enter gym
>OOOOH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE WOOOO-AH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

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> enter gym
> NO LIMIT IM A FUCKING SOLDIER, ITS LIT YEA WE NEVER SOBER
> HIT PR

>enter gym
>BACK IN THE BACK OF A CADDILAC NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET I'M A POWERPACK

>enter gym
>EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS, THIS FIRE BURNS ALWAYS

Pah. That's nothing
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>enter gym
>I'M A SAILOR PEG AND I'VE LOST MY LEG

>enter gym
>SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DA JÄGER

>enter gym
>MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE

>enter gym
>WRIGGLE LIKE A FUCKING EEL

>enter gym
>HEY WHITE CUNT, GIVE ME A DOLLAR, GIVE ME YOUR SHOE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH,

>enter gym
>be strong/be hard

Fuck off Tobias

>LIVIN' EASY, LOVIN' FREE, SHE'S A NIGGER ON A ONE WAY RIDE

Fucking kek i unironically thought he actually said nigger for years

>enter gym
>BEWAAAAAAAAAAARE

>enter gym
>BARBAGIANNI, BARBAGIANNI, BARBAGIANNI, BARBAGIANNI, BARBAGIANNI, BARBAGIANNI, BARBAGIANNI, BARBAGIÀ

>enter gym
>DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS
>entire gym begins to throw plates and barbells at equipment
>one hits the plate machine

And thats why the plate machine eats quarters.

>enter gym
>LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE

>>enter gym
>>I WANT TO BREAK FREE,I WANT TO BREAK FREEEEE

>TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF

>NIGGAS IFFY UH

>GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

>HANDS FULL OF GRAMS OTHER HAND FULL OF THEM BANDS

>DAMN DID HE JUST FUCK ANOTHER BITCH?
>SOME OF MY NIGGAS BLOODS SOME OF THEM CRIPS

>enter gym

>THANK YOU VERY MUCH LADIES AND GENTLEMAN RIGHT NOW I GOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE FABULOUS MOST GROOVY

YOUR WHOLE LIFE YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE

>enter gym
>THE PHANTOM, EXTERIOR LIKE FISH EGGS, INTERIOR LIKE SUICIDE WRIST RED
>some asshole won't get out of the way into the locker room

Comedy gold user

Wow, what a genuine dicksucker.

>Walk past gym doorframe
>THERES NOTHING HOLDING ME BACK

It's alright, we became friends afterwards.

Did you say please? And then beg him?

>enter gym
>WEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY

>Enter gym
>WE AIN'T GOING NO WHERE WE CAN'T GET STOP NOW 'CAUSE WE BAD BOYS FOR LIFE

>enter gym
>BLACK THEN WHITE ARE ALL I SEE IN MY INFANCY
>RED AND YELLOW THEN CAME TO BE, REACHING OUT TO ME
>PUSH THE ENVELOPE, WATCH IT BEND

>enter gym
>IM NOT A NUMBER, IM A FREE MAN

>enter gym
>MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN, WALKIN FAST

>enter gym
>INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR. I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER.

> enter gym
> [ lyrics from a song you wouldn't expect to hear in a gym ]

Am I being funny yet? Please tell me I fit in.

Stop being a buzzkill, Brian.

>enter gym
>WAAAAAAAAAR CHILLLDRREEEN
>IT'S JUST A SHOT AWAY IT'S JUST A SHOT AWAY

>enter gym
>THE WORLD IS MINE NIGGA GET BACK, DON'T FUCK WITH MY STACK, THE GAGE IS RACKED

>enter gym
>TO THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIA RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY

>enter gym
> 100 on my wrist 80 on my wrist d rose d rose d rose d rose

>enter gym
>NOW YOU FEEL LIKE NUMBER 1, SHINING BRIGHT FOR EVERYONE

>enter gym
>NONAGON INFINITY OPENS THE DOOR
>OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GIMME THAT GOON BAG
YOU FUCKING
RACIST
WHITE DOG
CUNNNTTTTT

>enter gym

>walk into gym
>wii theme music starts playing

>enter gym
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

>walk into gym
>TIME TO PLAY THE GAME AHAHAH
>spit in the receptionists face
>hit her with a pedigree and give her a couple crotch chops
>bury her out back
i'm fucking going over you dyel's

>Enter gym
>THERE'S NO EASY WAY OUT, THERE'S NO SHORTCUT HOME

Mfw the gym was playing the Rocky 4 soundtrack in full. I love my gym.

>Enter gym
>INTO THE FACE OF EVERY CRIMINAL STRAPPED FIRMLY TO A CHAIR WE MUST STARE, WE MUST STARE, WE MUST STARE

>enter gym
>Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein

>Walk into gym

>BEEF BEEF BEEF

Ma nigga

>walk into the gym
>accidentally walk into a gay bar again

>accidentally

Welche leid?

>enter gtm
>WHY WHY WHY BITCH
>WHY WHY CUNT
>WHY WHY WHY WHY
>CLAP BITCHES

>enter gym
>I'VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH THE JUNGLE I'VE BEEN RUNNING WITH THE WOLVES TO GET TO YOU

Cool album

step it up
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Nigga pls
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>enter gym
>I'VE GOT THIS BURNING LIKE MY VEINS ARE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT GASOLINE
>AND WITH A SPARK, ITS GONNA BE THE BIGGEST FIRE THEY'VE EVER SEEN
>CUT ME DOWN OR LET ME RUN, EITHER WAY IT'S ALL GONNA BURN
>THE ONLY WAY THAT THEY'LL EVER LEARN

>Enter German gym
>DIE FAHNE HOCH, DIE REIHEN FEST GESCHLOSSEN...

what the fuck do these lyrics even mean

What song has "feeling high as hell" in the lyrics. Not Afroman.

One could only wish

>enter gym
>THIS IS 10 PERCENT LUCK, 20 PERCENT SKILL, 15 PERCENT CONCENTRATED POWER OF WILL

more like
>enter home gym
>WENN ICH DAS SEH, WERD ICH ECHT SAUER

>enter gym
>UUH MAMA IM IN FEAR FROM THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW

>enter gym
>VENGA BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

>tfw youll never go guru

>enter gym
>ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STAY A MINUTE, JUST TAKE YOUR TIME

>enter gym
>SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

>enter gym
>see muscular guy lifting with every girl mirin'
>it aint me starts playing

>enter gym
>I'M A MOTHUHFUCKIN TIIIIIIIIGERR

>enter gym
>this is war huh, wow

>OOOO THEY'RE RED WHITE AND BLUE