>benching in a crowded ass college gym
>giga Chad asks if I can spot him
>in utter shock because I'm a skinnyfat dyel
>later he spots me and helps me improve my form
>suddenly a 6 foot tall amazonian khazar milker appears
>nudge him during our rest, smirk, and say 'milk truck just arrive'
>He bellows out a laugh only a Chad could and says "Emily you won't believe what this guy just said'
>suddenly it's like everyone in the room knows him and they all look over and laugh as he tells them what I said
>Emily looks over at me kind of pitifully and forces a laugh
>I just go yeah haha
>the next day one of the p.t's nudges me as I'm browsing Veeky Forums, points to a girl, and says 'milk truck just arrive haha eh?'
>Emily for some reason now feels obliged to say hi to me and gives me that expression white people give black people as they pass eachother on the sidewalk
How much does it cost to build a home gym?
Benching in a crowded ass college gym
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just keep saying hi. Dont be akward to her bro, it will die down by itself. The cost of a home gym is really high especially if you dont have any weight/plates at all, might as well use the free college gym bro.
>milk truck just arrived
lol, just keep going and pretend it never happened. Be polite and not creepy you fucking autist.
Pls be real
Date milk truck and call her mommy
>tfw no emily gf
This is ridiculous enough for it to actually be real.
Never change.
Stick it out. You're making friends you dingus
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I don't think it's possible for me not to be awkward in that situation. It's not like I can just go, 'by the way, my name's user,' without being creepy.
I fucking wish, she's so hot you have no idea.
waht
>fit is so autistic they can't recognize when they accidentally autism their way into friendship
w-were all gonna make it though, brehs
Make gigachad your friend, leach off his success
unironically this. chads love hooking betas up and if you can actually work your way into a chads inner circle its like having a big strong sexy daddy take care of your social needs for you (no homo)
Jesus, that's disgusting.
>brAAAAAAAAAaaaappppPPPHHHHHHH
AY YO BITCH LEMME SNIF DAT
milk truck just arrive
niiiiiiice
why wouldn't you laugh it off with them and introduce yourself to the teet cow? How fucking autistic are you?
please greentext what I should have said then
>Milk truck just arrive
I'm dying...
This is actually how people make friends and become friendly acquaintances with people in their vicinity. Give it 6 months and when you look kinda aesthetic chat emily up. I bet you'll get her number, you fucking sperg. You're now a "guy". Like the meme guy, or the guy who hands out with Chad. Don't be a retard.
>flex a 'cep
>"how's this for a start?"
If this is real mate, you just gotta embrace it.
youre gonna make it bro you have the chad connection. Just feed off his scraps like the faggot you are
>laugh it off with them
Say something to equivocate the situation but don't apologize
something like
>Thanks for blowing up my spot, Chad, i thought we were bros
but you probably acted all nervous and didn't have any polite banter with the chad beforehand so I don't know if ribbing him about it would have worked.
>Haha hey what's up, I'm user
>I didn't know you and Chad were friends, good to meet ya
>Yeah see you around
She already knows your name now buddy. When she says hi say hey can ask her hows it going.
5?
you publicly negged her, well on the way to having your milk bath
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>Thanks for blowing up my spot, Chad, i thought we were bros
maximum autism alert, do not say that
how is it autistic to claim like you and chad had were both checking her out?
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>milk truck just arrived
You must be an uber faggot
naw i prefer lyft
this
>Milk truck just arrived
Lmfao
Why would you do this to yourself
haha say hi to her, ask how her day is going
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OMFG i havent laughed out loud irl for months thank you for this even if its a larp
first time i actually laughed out loud while browsing Veeky Forums
shit this stuff blows my mind every time
underrated af
Why a question mark?
you can't trust normies they always spill the beans
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Kek
Holy kek
》Not sucking Chad's dick for the test gains
Ask me how I know you're never going to make it
I've slept with 8 so far. 10 if you count fooling around
bro you never back down from a joke, that's the literal sign that someone is a pussy
make friends and be a man. if you thought it was funny (it was), then show that because you can.
you might not realize it but they were laughing because you made a funny joke. You have social status as chads "funny friend", your actions from this point on are very important and will decide if they move you back to "creepy weirdo"
Severely underrated post
Go back to whatever social media shithole you came from
>'milk truck just arrive
Who talks like this?
this
Audible kek
>gives me that expression white people give black people as they pass eachother on the sidewalk
pretty sure she's not the only one
that "chad" has -100 respect for you too for exposing you like that
I can attest that. I entered a Chad (my best friend, almost a brother, for more than twelve years and going strong) when I was fifteen and the dude was the best bro and influence I ever had.
maybe you should just nick name her milk truck..
Hi milk truck how you doing today?
So milk truck what are you up to tonight?
Wanna grab a beer with me tonight milk truck?
Miss milk truck how about you and I go play a game I like to call dairy farmer?
>current count is 0
>will still have 0 even if trips
thirsty indian dudes on social media.
You must be 14 and hugless
nah just your average asshole that just doesnt take things too seriously
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Chads are the best friends possible. It got to the point that I am physically unable to be friends with someone who doesn't rank high on the Chad scale, which sucks to find nerd friends who like the same things I do.
This. If she's being cool she's probably down to be your milk truck of gains.
woooo
Show her you faggot
>see this little nerdy fat sack benching at the gym
>decide I should be a bro and help him out, show him the ropes
>just generally be a good person which I am always trying to get better at
>he seems kind of shocked when I ask him for a spot as a conversation starter.. I threw him a bone and he didnt figure it out, this kid might be retarded
>I help him with his form so he doesnt hurt himself and can stop struggling to bench 65lbs
>my friend Emily, who I used to date but still sometimes fuck walks by
>Nerdy fat sack talks some shit and calls her a milk truck
>enough of helping this poor loser out I put him on blast in front of everyone for his poor behavior towards women
>stacy sees the entire thing and decided to take me out for drinks after the gym, then back to her place.
>now this faggot stares and mumbles at Emily every single time he sees her
How do I get this loser to just go away?
You misinterpreted, you’ve been blessed. You’re in the in crowd now user. But due to a life of being a social outcast your brain cannot comprehend positive social interactions with people higher caste than you
You’ve actually made it in a sense, if chad likes you everyone likes you by default keep making chad laugh and you’ll be there in no time
Pic related you
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How do you know that i'm not going to make it?
》 How do you know that i'm not going to make it?
Because you don't suck Chad's dick for the test gains
I wish I could be as alpha as you OP
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pls giv more pussy I'm so horny
YO WHAT THE FUCK
>tfw 0
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>milk truck
>just arrived
MAYDAY MAYDAY WE'RE REACHING AUTISM LEVELS THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE SIR!
ez
The real question is, did he flex a 'cep after saying that?
so.fucking.hideous
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11, you thoughtmogging bastard.
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>23
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2, you thot swimming bastard
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I've got 10 under my belt. I'm just turning 24.
10, you thotswimming bastard.
>meet a chad that quite obviously has no issues talking to anyone and everyone
>assume he isnt at least acquaintances with the milk cow
how do you misread people this badly?
This board is damn autistic. Does no one know how to talk to women?
Put me in the screen shot.
FFS this