Most muscular guy in work

>most muscular guy in work
>also tallest and most handsome
>repped a few girls for straight sets at office party
>can't make a move due to new company sexual harassment policy lest I get #metoo'd

What do boys?

not Veeky Forums related

just be nice and avoid psychos

Stop living in America

pump n dump bro

pump n dump

are you mexican because you sound like youre
D R E A M I N
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A M I N

Don’t shit where you eat cha feel. Make a move when you quit or change departments.

>What do boys?
tease them so they are thirsty for you, go party with them, fuck all their nonwork friends

They only winge if you're below their standards and they get drunk and fuck you and regret it, or if you have a lot of money and regret them for a relationship so they decide to try to sue to get some gibs.

Don’t move to western Europe either, we have the same problem

> mfw nigas be rationalising why they don't get laid behind some shit they think up after the fact.

> OP chose some hot topic like a women's day reading faggot.

cool

You should have no problem finding vaginas outside of the office so I suggest you do exactly that

>he cares about some policy
>he thinks anyone even read that shit
lmao just be yourself faggot

This.

I'm so glad I work at an all-male job. Moving. Obviously only men are gonna carry all that shit, and it's not lucrative enough that womyn are going to push for quotas like they do with, say, firefighting or police. It's a little paradise of psychological normalcy. Managers are absolute cucks, but what are they gonna do? It's not like women apply.

Don't shit where you work.
Some tail in the office is not worth ruining your life. And I SERIOUSLY doubt the chicks you're claiming to be repping are 9//10 and above.
Acknowledge, ignore, bang hot chicks at the bar or club, chuckle to yourself when the guy in the next office gets fired because of sexual harassment.

Stop being promiscuous and just find a girl you'd like to marry and go after her instead

unironically best answer, just be cool and dont try to fuck your work friends.
hot girls are the best wingmen

Hot girls are garbage wingmen. They have no idea how to socialize with strangers.

Absolutely 100% do not shit where you eat.

One fucking claim of harrasment, even if provably false in every way to H.R., will seriously impact your career opportunities at that company and beyond.

I saw this shit happen to a manager who's job I have now.

>Office party
>people being drunk and stupid
>two days later she files a harrasment claim against him
>everyone immediately turns on him
>I help security pull the footage
>he never even went near her the entire night, nor did he follow her towards the bathroom, and he left before she got back.
>HR acknowledges her claim has no standing. Asks him to resign anyways because of the blowback from the claim alone.

He could have and should have sued for slander.
He'd have won and she'd have any and all opportunities to get ahead in the company destroyed.

Seems like everybody on Veeky Forums has a story like this. Is this what real life is like, or are you guys LARPing? I can't tell because I've never heard of that happening to anyone I know

Seems like everybody on Veeky Forums has a story like this. Is this what real life is like, or are you guys LARPing? I can't tell because I've never heard of that happening to anyone I know

this

This, I have no idea where the women make good wingman thing comes from.
They just want protection/backup dick for when the night is over or to ruin any chances for him to get any cunny because she wants to keep him for herself.
This is even worse with lesbians. And lesbians scream about wanting to be the wingman of men the loudest.

>tease them so they are thirsty for you

Enjoy your """"sexual misconduct"""" suit.

they get you into places you cant normally get
thats the hardest part, places always want hot women around

Sure kid,whatever you say.

seelesbians are the worst
but you just have to use them differently, they wont just go get bitches
you have to use them to improve your image, and a well dressed coherent pretty woman is the best status symbol you can show off

I miss my sheltie so much

You're allowed to "rep girls" which I assume means deadlifting them or some shit, but you're not allowed to ask them on a date? Get fired. Only a cuck would work for such a gay company

Listen here, you young eager little shit. I'm gonna say it from the height of my 35 years on this earth, and I'm gonna be as clear as I can:

DO.
NOT.
EVEN.
FLIRT.
WITH.
WOMEN.
FROM.
WORK.

FUCKING EVER.

E V E R !
V
E
R
!

People are fickle, vindictive creatures and you don't ever want to give anyone else that kind of power over you in the workplace (or at all). It doesn't even have to be the girl you persuaded to blow you in the men's room - it could be her jealous friend who she told about it, the gay SJW wimp from accounting who heard you and felt "uncomfortable", a new aggressive HR personnel, anyone - and once ANYONE brings up ANY sort of ANYTHING NEGATIVE about you in front of HR, you are fucked. You either lose your job, get told off (often in public and made an example of) or have a socially awkward/embarrassing situation at hand with everyone else in the office. I've seen plenty of colleagues fall down this trap.

Never fuck a girl from work. No one, not even the cleaning lady, not even if you own the fucking company. Don't even flirt with them, don't even bring up sex or relationship or men/women shit or sexual innuendo jokes, nothing, don't shit where you eat; if a ${female} enters the room, become the asexual robot HR wished everyone would be so the publically-traded company doesn't get sued or embarrassed. Trust me on this one.

You're glad you're around men all day? I've never understood why men love other men so much.

If you cant play the social game of flirting without saying anything that will get you fired youre too autistic and should keep an attitute where you only get to know female co-workers until 1: They ask you out 2: It is out of doubt that she is interested in you.
Last thing you want is misreading signals and trying to pickup someone who isnt interested in you.

This

Those sexual assault rules are in place exactly because of creepy alphas like you.
Beta orbiters ftw! #itsOurTurn

i think you have a personality disorder

This

>Tfw working almost exclusively with males so never have to deal with this shit, can spout locker room talk if I want
>Tfw because it's a sausage fest even if there was girls I wouldn't score
Double edged sword

Tfw this girl probably had a mile of rich Arab dicks in her already
not that I could get her in the first place

How hard is it to not be autistic and just transition from coworker, to friend, to lover?
When I worked in an office I'd regularly go to dinner after work or hang out on the weekend with coworkers, even female ones.
Course we were interns, so we had a sense of camaraderie I guess others might not.
But if TV has taught me anything going for drinks after work (especially fridays) is pretty bog standard behavior

>Those sexual assault rules are in place exactly because of creepy alphas like you.

They're actually in place because of creepy gay women who're looking for power and women who use the system to manipulate their way to the top.

Now that the metoo thing is in full blast and men are more serious about it and don't want their lives ruined...

I can see many women being ignored in professional settings. I also see women being turned down cold if they come on to male co-workers. Even for sex or a quick rapey fuck or bj in a janitors closet.
Nothing.
Men will begin to start dating and fucking outside of work a lot more with women who all depended on the unstated "sex and a relationship can be found at work" thing that was sold to them in media and academia is fucked forever.

Hell, the women who would fuck their way to the top and be the fuckmeat of well off men in the upper offices have permanently lost that.
No one is going to take a chance on some chick deciding one day to sue them. So they'll stay exactly where they are or be pushed till the quit and any job they could have gotten will go to some dude or some "minority" from overseas.

Shit, even male celebs are careful now. Easy pussy from groupies and thirsty chicks? That shit isn't happening anymore.
Hell I bet the well off male athletes are turning women down cold now as we.

Women in professional environments and women who go after or have a chance wealthy and famous men are now 100% fucked because they will not be getting fucked.
Only the bar sluts, tinder girls, instathots and escorts are going to see some dick.

Will be interesting to see the fall out in real social media now.

That's not a double edged sword at all.
That's not any kind of sword.

>Through #metoo shittery the cunts abolished one of the main powers of their pussy
Glorious

What is this metoo shit I keep hearing about?

If your attractive you're not going to get reported for sexual harassment or sexual misconduct. Girls mainly do that to ugly guys because they're creeped out by them.

My boss once flirted with me, it was literally rape. We won't rest till rapists like him are all fired #metoo

>this thread again
If you’re as tall and handsome as you say you are then you would not be worrying about a few office hoes, you delusional faggot

Yes he will.
He'll be reported if things go sour and it will be an ego boost.
She was harassed by the office stud and she's a victim now.
She'll even be able to get him fired and sue the company.

>also it was 23 years ago but I'm just now incensed about it

That doesn't even make fucking sense .

The girl has to be a hardcore feminist for this to be the case. Most normal girls aren't going to report a good looking guy flirting with them because they most likely want that attention.

it does and if you would think about OP’s claims and what they imply for 5 seconds you wouldn’t reply with idiot remarks like that

>DO. NOT. FUCK. CO-WORKERS.
never worth it OP. Not fucking worth it.

He has no problem pulling and pounding them.
He asking if it's a good idea to fuck them when there's a chance that they can destroy his life.
The general consensus is no.
I have no idea what your point is.
Elaborate.

>can't make a move due to new company sexual harassment policy lest I get #metoo'd

Good! fucking GOOD! Because if I'm not fucking like a normal human bane THEN WHY THE FUCK SHOULD YOU HAVE THAT PRIVILEGE?

I'm actually glad it's getting tougher for you normie scums to get pussy. This is what appens id you don't have normie friends, you get left out of even being able to develop normal social interactions that lead to getting pussy.

Of course I'm bitter being literally cucked out of the human experience

You have too much faith in women

fr this

Nobody gets cucked by life. You only cuck yourself. Being a normie is a choice. You choose not to be one, so you miss out on being a normal human being.

Nigga what kind of idiot tries to bang coworkers that's just asking for all kinds of trouble. If you're as attractive as you claim, go find women elsewhere. Stop trying to shit where you eat.

>You choose not to be one, so you miss out on being a normal human being.
I didn't choose to have atypical autism. I didn't choose to become a mentally ill piece of shit.

victim mentality lad

some things you can't change but you gotta fight what you can.

You can ask them if they would like to get a drink after work or something. That sort of stuff is not against a company's policy, but if they so no and you continue to ask, that's when you get hit with harassment.

Part of me thought this was paranoid retard bait but it rings painfully true.

Don't dip your pen in the company ink, bud.

>large workplace with 80+ employees on a given shift
>barely know any of them
>we have nametags though and I am literally the only John there
>get random backrubs from women who I dont know in passing
>all super creepy
>Oh John, Johnny, Joohnn~
>one got my number due to a contacts list and added me on snapchat
>many around twice my age or weight
>Its super uncomfortable. HR department is one 60yo French dude and he told me that's people being friendly and I shouldn't be unsociable.
Workplace relationships shouldn't be a thing when you depend on a paycheck.