How do people live with this level of gyno?

i bet this guy gets more sex than most of Veeky Forums

Kike
t. /pol/

I shaved my beard last week, sorry user but beards are dead. Soyboys have stolen them

This is something a soyboy would say.

Like that’s any better?

Beards are fine. Being a skinny fat dyel makes anything look soyboy.

yep gotta stay ahead of the curve on fashion sense
once the eternally ugly latch onto something (realizing it can hide their subpar or complete lack of a jawline) its dead

No, clean shaven
is the way

This. It's the gold standard of 1st word leaders

they have friends and probably gfs so they just dont give a shit about it

>owns a cat
Literally nothing soy about this. Cats are the antithesis to soy.
Just look at this youtu.be/O6LQUKlcMeU, the dog merely stares at the soyboy while the cat instinctively knows he has to kill him as he smells the soy in him.

>lmfao cats confirmed most Veeky Forums pets

Honestly, now is the time to reclaim mustaches, the eternal Anglo had a legendary one

This. Not to mention toxoplasmosis actually makes you fearless and alpha.
Dogs are ironically soy-enablers.

>Not to mention toxoplasmosis actually makes you fearless and alpha.

Okay, it doesn't do that, but it does gives your children birth defects, and makes women lose a part of their sanity so they own more and more cats ("crazy old cat lady" syndrome, never "crazy old cat guy" because males aren't affected by it)

>tfw just a couple months ago I had pretty much the same body as this faggot
>maybe not such severe bitchtits, but definitely the lovehandles, gut and flabby arms
>tfw just a few weeks of cutting away from no longer being skinnyfat, just being DYEL
>lifting regularly, starting to see the beginnings of noob gains

God damn it feels good, bros. Also, in nursing school but I refuse to be lame like this fucking guy.

Nursing is a respectable profession, user.

Cats are soy as fuck, bro. You know the only reason the cat attacked is because he was scared of all the noise and movement around him.

Don’t try to justify your low-t pet preference.

voting democrat

cats are definitive soy

I'm an RN. just don't be a faggot and you're good.

The gays stole the mustache already. It makes their mouths look more like a vagina to aid them in their quest of catching a straight man.

GIB MILKIES

>having a beard in the first place

same friend, no more shit food and more water, salads daily, no carbs and lifting. Ran a mile this morning too. Starting to not feel like a complete sack of shit anymore

I have two dogs and a cat. You can have both, as they each serve their own purpose:
>Dogs alert you of intruders, like nogs or gators chilling in your pool
>Cats kill anything small that moves, like those giant South Florida swamp roaches

The two beasts are meant to compliment each other, not be mutually exclusive.

Half the people in that picture don't even have beards. It's not the beard, it's just them.

I literally made it my life goal to have my gyno removed and spent years saving up to 9,000 for plastic surgery.

After the surgery I spent what was left on dumbbells with removable plates.

So that’s why I keep accidentally getting sucked off by homos

Beards are soy as fuck. I challenge you to post a picture of a soymale nuboy without a beard.

Clean shaven jawline is the true aesthetic.

Cats love Chads
youtube.com/watch?v=lt3XRzJtnFw

No, it's why you accidentally get sucked off by straight dudes. They think your mouth is a vagina.

This guy isn't a chad look how effeminate his body language is.

...

Holy good lord. If you make the mistake of visiting reddit it pays to remember that this guy or some variant of him are behind nearly everything you are seeing.

T. FELINE
WAY TO GIVES AWAY YOUR POSITION NERD
FUCKING CAT PFFT
YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME GG YOU PIECE OF SHIT SCRUB

Thanks I was looking for like seven minutes

Hes got Khazar milkers, literally

imagine being like this
imagine this being who you are
imagine choosing to be this person with every thought and every action

wow dude thats some big redpill you dropped there im actually feeling enlightened now

upvoted

i'll make you admin of /r/mindblow

edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

how do u edit

edit: thanks kind sir

user you realise he's gay, right? That's why he popped up on your tinder: you probably have it set to men and women like the flaming homosexual you are

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! :)

that is one dumb looking skinnyfat limpdicked reduced Celtic

>Daily reminder that beards are no magic utility to turn you handsome
>Daily reminder that facial public hair must be shaved

Why not at least trim it to a stubble? When will they learn?

I don’t hate gays. At least he has bigger tits than my SO

Edit: wow, this blew up. And I love my gf guys, it was just a joke haha.

Do i have gyno? I had months ago but not sure now

Pic

>Can bench 250
>Still have big tits
As a virgin, will women understand it is muscle or assume they are man titties?

Hell no, if you had gyno your pecs would noticeably be in the shape of breasts

Ok thanks, i had gyno months ago thanks god i lost 20 kg in the last monthS and it went away

(You)

Then it wasn't gyno

Well your first mistake was thinking 250 is impressive. Your second was not cutting.

Nah, soy beards look like shit because they're on soyboys. They look great on chads.

How would you know, you soyboy little bitch?

kek

Threeday stubbles is the skirt hunter beard

>a soyboy owns a cat
>a cat attacks it’s owner for no reason like the bitch animals they are

Lmfao cats are shit tier animals meant for limp wristed faggots like yourself

Everyone in the room was annoyed by the soyboy noises. The only one to act was the cat. Alpha as fuck

ew fuck. jesus christ have at least some semblance of masculinity

In Texas, if you see a grown man with a fanny pack, you can be sure they are carrying a pistol with extra reloads. I don't think that's the case with this soyboy.

>tfw gyno and can't afford surgery
>no matter how much weight you lose or gains you make they will always be there
>can't have sex or date because of it
>stay at home and drink and use drugs to cope