Chad FUCKS Stacy and eats PIZZA while you go to the GYM and eat BROCCOLI

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>he doesn't eat broccoli pizza while fucking Stacy in the gym after lifting

And both are unquestionably superior to neckbeards making threads this shitty.

>Pic related goes to gym and est brocoli
>also doesnt eat pizza

He doesnt fuck stacey by deduction

lol

But chad won't make vegeta proud like i do

I don't eat good food for other people and I don't go to the gym for other people, I do everything for myself.

looks like chad is off-cycle now. He's far smaller than he was in the show, probably 15 lbs lighter
also NW2+ JUSTmode approaching

FACE FRAME HEIGHT

why is pizza so high calorie? even in a real wood oven?
only the bread is really bad. tomato sauce, cheese and mushrooms aren't bad

But I like broccoli and I don't like pizza. Now what, Chad?

>chad with that hairline

just put a pizza in the oven checkmate atheists

kek

its not 50 bc who cares about girls there are so many fun things

I eat pizza and Gwen. I'm happy.
I also eat broccoli and train as hard as I am able.

>tfw I will never get to eat Hannah

his biceps are lagging like a motherfucker, they are fucking nonexistant. his arm literally doesnt even have a hint of biceps it just goes down in a straight line. wtf

>eating bread

I don't care because I wouldn't want to duck a Stacy anyways

>Alexandria do you love me..? :(

How tragic it is to see a genetic inferior male attempt to "beat" the curse of bad genes. You'll see them in the gym, attempting to lift heavy weights in order to improve their tiny musculature, doing wrists curls to increase the size of their pathetic 6 inch wrists. They'll take hairloss drugs to slow down piebalding, which will occur in their late teens/early 20s, far earlier than their "normal" alpha male counterparts who even those predisposed to balding will maintain NW1 hairlines until 35-40. They'll wear glasses for their myopia, and even take Melanotan to tan their pale, fast-wrinkling skin. What an atrocity it is for a genetically inferior male to disguise his weak genes through plastic surgery - imagine the look of horror on his wife when she realizes her children are genetically inferior from her husbands weak disguised genetic code.

lmao

That looks good

height face frame

Hair only matters if you're ugly or feminine.

>still believing in low carb, the invention of a Jewish coffin maker from the 19th century