Tinder Sloots

Wtf do I say to this?

>Id like 100kg squatted on my dick, please

be mad, but be mad while you are sending me your number

Did I fuck this one up?

>muscle confusion

yeah that's rubbish

Fuck just unmatch them and go to bed

i enjoyed that

Yes, but wasn't that what you were going for?

You got me, but why is this bitch still replying??

>doesnt matter how you feel, all that matters is what you feel bby

>the only thing that you should be looking at on your laptop is the porn movie we're gonna make together tonight

since you dont give a fuck about her why not

Unmatch her, she’s a feminist, unless you want to get #metoo’d

Guys should I make a tinder? I'm 18 but have no job or car. I go to community college and I'm super ashamed of that. I also don't have any pics but I guess I can take some for my profile if I make one. Can I just use it to practice talking to girls and seeing what they like?

Nah you fucked it for me bud

This one is nasty asf

Dude I’m 26, no job and live with my parents. Tinder still works like magic

>"laugh, save being mad when I lie to you about using a condom"

Wow really? I guess I'll make one tomorrow. Do you ever see people on there that you know in person?

i wonder how i would do in america.
i'm really slavic looking

fucking kek, still reporting the thread tho :^)

Do it. Once in a while, does it matter?

Who let u have a smartphone? Are your parents also cringy edgelords?

I'm autistic and for some reason I think my classmates all think I'm pathetic and if they see me trying to date they'll think I'm even more pathetic

All women are QUEENS. How dare you treat them this way.

i feel the same way even though I think its a retarded thing to be worried about

Literally the most autistic thing to do is caring about what others think

Yea I know it's retarded and I really try so hard to not care what others think but idk it just happens

God bless the pickup lime user

actually kys, you are beyond hope

How do you fuck them when you live with your parents?

Have a date with a girl lads, however we won't be drinking what do?

What’s even the point of pick up lines? I don’t think I’ve ever used one in my life. I mean you’re still gonna have to think of something to say afterwards

>having common manners makes you a white knight
Not him but I just don't see the point of wasting your time to insult some random people. Especially going thourgh the trouble of setting up a profile, downloading an app and matching with girls you have no interest in just so you can get some reddit karma.

Go to their place

You never had sex while living at your parents? What the fuck?

Tell me how to destroy this uggo

some american thing, like drinking games instead of just drinking at some event, drinking is the event

"You don't"

and now we wait

Is that a nose piercing or a handle

What is that thing
Looks like a male desu senpai ngl ded srs

I just like how bad and cringey they are. I have no worries conversing but they make a fun ice breaker for some silly fun

Yeah starting with "niggers tongue my anus" really makes her pay attention to what you say and not think you're a random troll trying to get attention on an anime image board.

While we wait, how do I get guaranteed replies from this thottie

I've been chatting with this chick for weeks brah, it's just bantz

>100kg is decent
fucking vapid thots

Post a link to a screen cap of your credit score

Also hey fellow ausfag

Did you steal some chad's photos and put them on your tinder? No way an autist like you is good lookin enough for her to still talk to you after that shit.

Nope, shes just a fucking milk truck, I have one pic of me and no bio

You in Adelaide bro
I know her she's good
Tell her you're gonna sniff her toes and butthole she loves it

Oh joke, that one's actually a qt, don't worry she hasn't replied after that

Tell her she's gonna need a sugar daddy because she's not getting a job with that flinders degree

where you guys live?

Tinder threads are the only thing that makes me laugh on Veeky Forums anymore

How has no one commented on this pitiful squat

I just assumed he was joking, at least I hope so

This is embarrassing, son.

I thought it was the girl's squat.

This is Veeky Forums, 90% are dyels with six months of lifting exp.

Brissy mate

like only 100 kg x10?
or like only 100kg x1?

Either way it's pathetic, but we need to know HOW pathetic.

6 months tops*
Not that there's anything wrong with that, this board can genuinely be helpful when you're starting out. By the time you know your shit it just becomes a chore of either repeating the same answers to newbies or scrolling through the catalog not finding anything worth replying to.

Underrated kek

And of course, if you post your stats everyone will be >e-stating on the Internet.

I only come here when I take a break from the other boards I browse now.

I come here because I have a funny anecdote to share or a question to ask, then I browse the catalogue while waiting for replies and suddenly there are 25 tabs open and the sun is setting.

Do the women on tinder 25+ actually want to talk to 18 year olds?

she blocked me

...

Someone come up with a good bio for me?

Why do I get 4 matches on the day I start a tinder account but then next to 0 matches for the remainder of the accounts life before I restart?

>I sent stupid messages and she used the block function for its intended purpose
comedy gold!

Salisbury used to live in Marion when I fucked her though

Do you live in a small town? Maybe the majority of users already saw your pic on the 1st day and made their decision. It won't recycle your pic until you make a new account.

Use this as your profile pic

>Just looking to fuck. No fatties and no ugos. VIRGINS ONLY! 6'3

I'm gonna cut the shit. I'm 6'2 and here to eat ass. Either your down, or you're not, but I don't have time to be jivin like no nigger.


This is my bio and it works

Nope, melbourne.

shes cute af, ya dun goof mate

so are you just catfishing? though there is a chad on fit

ive seen this before

you content stealing motherfucker.

he was even too lazy to edit the filename

>living with your parents
actually embarrassed for you mate

Say ''I can be your sugar daddy, but i got to see a certain type of skills ;)'' or send that purple plant emoji and water, when she asks like what? Say ''lets hookup first ill give you the instructions later'' and some type of ass looking emoji and that water thing again but use that one eye closed ;P emoji fuck and then run for your life

Tell her you're in a frat and your dad is a hedge fund manager

>purple plant emoji

this made me wonder if i should shave or nah, a small stubble looks great on me but i feel like its ruining my jawline

I haven't lived with my parents for 8 years, but I definitely had lots of sex before moving out (at age 20). I had sex at my girlfriends' house too while they lived at home and their parents were home, that's just normal behaviour. I've never heard someone say "I cant' have sex because I live with my parents". Just wait until they go to bed if that's an issue for you.

Whats it like to be wrong?

you look like your mom took your candy. ugly dyel

>no timestamp
Sure proved him wrong.

eat my dick, show me your matches brah

Rest of the convo?

but these arent your screenshots. im better looking you by a margin and i dont get responses like these

What did she mean by this

Theres more but its not very entertaining

Thats cause you dont know how to talk to women.
They're my screenshots brah.

woohoo! never have to learn to operate as an adult! i hate that tinder is keeping people who can't get laid in real life in the gene pool

jag ska jappa din skita babe

double dubs confirms
go for it

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