Life success

how do you measure up?

>successful bitcoin engineer
>single digit salary
>six figure body fat
>6"2'
>8'6' dick

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>single digit salary
So at most you have $9?

>6'5
That's it

9 bitcoins?

Found OP

>8 foot dick

>26
>unemployed
>dyel
>6'5"
>6'5' penor

holy shit. ill die at the age of 65. just coming out of a really rough chapter, hopefully within 6 months ill be at a stage where i can quit my part time job (that i dont have yet) and start my own business, and perhaps in that time put on the 5kg i lost

>Twink
>Ugly
OP confirmed bitch boi

OP here, bet you so called macho man haters havent even hit 5/4/3/2/1

I'm successful

I'm past the need to post on Veeky Forums and posture on here about myself.

>29
>live with parents
>not much money
>regular dick
>6' king of manlets

got a sweet car and im not a virgin tho

>Studying programming, currently in last year
>Live with parents, because a job is the last thing I am able to do when Im actively pursuing education
>Will study masters in IT management in other country, so I will have to step out of the comfort zone and get a job in IT there
>6'1 height
>6,5"/5,3" penor
>Currently sick for third week, diagnosed with scarlet angina, because some sick fucking kiddo coughed into my face and my beta immune system couldn't keep up, so I had to put my lifting and jelqing on hold
>Other than that feeling good, finally moved on from the painful relationship that shaped me into whatever I'm now
Life is pretty good and full of suprises, and living it is nice

>22
>PhD candidate in computational chemistry
>five digit salary
>double digit body fat (can't see abs)
>5'7"
>5x5 dick

>cowboy astronaut millionaire
>invent super cars from scratch in garage
>8'10
>hit 2/3/4/5 before ever touching a weight
>mfw just average among fitizens

Post jelq routine

stahp asking yourself. obvious advertisement is obvious. you cunt

>Wendy's chef
>100k salary
>11in flaccid wang
>cherry red miata
>200kg bloatlord physique
>mog twinks on the regular


I could do better

You mean 9000 bitcoins after it gets banned by every bank on the world

>single digit salary
>six figure body fat
>8 foot 6 foot dick

YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

>three word vocabulary

>doesn't know what vocabulary means

guess we found the true faggot here

JP beginner routine, been at it for two weeks before I got sick. Gained half cm in flaccid length and half cm in erect circumference so far.

>implying I have time for that shit

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