jelqing works wtf?
Why are not more people in here talking about it?
I gave it a try and now 3 months later I've gained an inch in length and almost 1/2 inch of girth.
This can literally give you a god tier dick to go with your god tier body.
What are your dick routines?
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I see the (((zog machine))) is working overtime trying to literally ruin the pleasure centers(nerve damage, ED,etc) of young men (((you))) yourself gave penis size complexes by all that (((porn))).
which routine have you tried?
and exercises
Did standard jelqing for like 2.5 months then went on to more advanced excercises like clamping.
Gotten my 1/2 inch gains of girth the last month with clamping.
Amazing stuff really.
Have not felt any decrease in pleasure at all. Still love it as much as I did before. If anything my erection quality has improved. Although my dick hurt a bit once - that was when I was going ham. Just treat it like exercising and allow for adequate recovery time and you'll be fine.
> Have not felt any decrease in pleasure at all. Still love it as much as I did before. If anything my erection quality has improved. Although my dick hurt a bit once - that was when I was going ham. Just treat it like exercising and allow for adequate recovery time and you'll be fine.
You should stop it while you still haven't made any damages too it, it's not worth it if you fuck your dick up or do some permanent damage.
Would exchange a massive dick for a 20% decrease in pleasure no problem.
Enjoy not being able to please a girl with your dick user.
I tried jelqing for a day and gained 100 inches. It works guys, I swear. My dick looks now like pic related.
I don’t believe you, post results
never been super sure about jelqing, but i have been doing a very light routine for a few weeks, no problems so far
wonder how legit it is, of course, i feel like i grew but i forgot to measure since the start. it could all be a giant joke, but it seems like it is way too much effort to create a lot of "success" stories and documentation if it were
there are plenty of more images everywhere
and you can even analyse them for manipulation and like 90% are legit.
Here is just one example I had saved on my computer. The rest is for you to find. But let me tell you it is real, the evidence for me is not some photo but my fucking dick.
>semi aroused vs very aroused
LOOK GUISE IT WORKS
who cares. You're not going to turn you 5 incher into a foot long at the end of the day - who cares about a womans pleasure. Female orgasm is a myth.
I mean I'm on the fence on this whole thing, I have jelqed in about 3-4 month periods totalling 2 years from age 18-23(now). I have gone from 14.9cm to 18.2cm in length(like 6 inches to 7) and from pencil dick 11cm to 12.5(like 4.5 to 5 inches). Could it be natural growth? sure, no way to know, there has not been any control. But the growth has coincided with the periods of jelqing, and I find that unlikely to be a coincidence.
I don't trust what people say on forums or pictured posted there, but there has been studies on penis extenders that have ALL shows effect, like1-2cm in general. None showing permanent adverse effects, That indicates pretty strongely to me that the penis CAN be streched. So the facts:
1. The penis can be streched without damage
2. Jelqing streches the penis similarly to extenders(but relative efficiency is unknown)
3. My growth has happened in periods of jelqing
This is enough for me to think it probably works, I'm gonna buy a pump too and see if I can get to 14cm (5.5 inches) girth. I'm more sceptical about pumps but I will do the same routine as my jelqing(10-15min morning and before bed) and see if I can make consistent results. Will take photos this time for my own sake.
lol nice try dicklet slcohbstein,
If you're an average white male you'll have no problems in the dick apartment, maybe not of you're some golem, jew like kike that uses psych-op warefare on the internet to spreed a propaganda.
Because I already have problems bottoming out in my wife, if anything I need less length.
Then you don't need it, perhaps girth but that seems to be much harder to gain.
I tried for a month and got basically no gains. A tiny bit of increased thickness which might of been placebo.
If any anons have had success what techniques and methods do you use?
tried it for a couple years no adverse effects not really much in terms of gains. Only quantifiable different thing about my dick is that my dick head engorges fully instead of being semi-soft while the rest of my dick is rigid. I mainly do it now because I like how it feels and I just kind of meditate while doing it. Figure it's like prayer beads or a mantra some repetitive thing you do to keep your body occupied while the mind is free.
>perhaps girth
Nah, doing fine with my girth too.
Do you know your size? if so what is it if you don't mind me asking, insecure virgin here.
>he rather lose what he feels to pleasure random bitches
sort yourself nigga you dumb as hell
6 to 7 long, depending on arousal.
It's legitimately tiny on the flop, grower not a shower.
Girth is unmeasured, however for a scale I can fit it in a toilet paper roll snugly.
Don't ask why I put my cock in a cardboard tp roll kek
I love the Internet.
WTF are you even talking about here?
see pic
pumps dont work baka
i love you sage bro
your probably doing it wrong if your head is engorged to a certain level, or doing to too much.
ok. meanwhile i'll be the dude in the locker who is like *bam* and everyone else is like "holy shit" and they quickly look away and then back to mire.
if anything it has made me feel more pleasure because of the sheer relief from any sort of fear with any girl. now i don't have to worry about dicksize etc, i can just go bam. and enjoy the experience 100%.
so it's been worth it for me.
>your probably doing it wrong if your head is engorged to a certain level, or doing to too much.
I mean liken normally when I get an erection my head inflates all the way now. Where as previously I would say it was around ~60% engorged
>being so insecure you decide to damage your penis
No need to. If I go balls deep in my girlfriend she complains it hurts and is breaking her.
Man small penis humiliation fetishism, not even once.
Sort yourself into a noose please.
>tfw your fetish is big dick shaming but it's absurdly hard to find stuff for
Believe me Im not big dick shamer, I get really aroused by the sight of big dicks and I really like it when girls are red pilled on that big dicks can always go inside a pussy(they just need to get really exited) and it actually makes me hard thinking about it. Im an avid big dick supporter, I used to go on large penis support group dot com because that's my cause, men with big dicks is my noble cause. Well endowed men should feel like kings among normal men. And Im not even straight, I just know my place when it comes to masculinity hierarchy.
>if I tell people I have a big dick but try to make it non-threatening maybe they're believe me
you and all the other pathological liars can have fun blowing smoke up each others asses
One problem a lot of well endowed guys face is that they have to fuck a lot, because girls start spreading the word about the big dick and before you know it horny girls will be throwing themselves at the well endowed man.
They don't want to be considered just a piece of meat, sometimes they just want a gf to cuddle with and not be constantly fucking wet girls.
if anyone was on the fence, now they're not. Not even a 16 year old would believe this.
I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about men with big dicks, I don't have a big dick you dumb faggot, learn to read faggot.
>replying to yourself
how hard is it to reply to the right person?
>I don't have a big dick
that much is obvious hence the roleplay
You just sound like a little cuck bitch being this jealous of men with big dicks, instead of being such a bitch and feeling jealous of well endowed men why don't you just be happy for them? It's not like big dicked men raped your mother or something, stop acting like a such a butthurt bitch user.
>t.
so im a neckbeard for being an big dick supporter?
Yes. You’re the equivalent of a male feminist. Shut the fuck up already.
>I can't get the satisfaction pathological liars get out of people believing theirs lies
>so I'm mad I've been denied
you're not clever enough to get under anyone's skin either
:(
You got some serious mental issues going on. Must be a fun person to hang around with.
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It actually feels better for me cuz I’m girthier which makes my girlfriend feel even tighter
How am I lying by saying you come off as you're jealous of men with big dicks? Pretty sure you're the one who's not so bright here.
How much time do you spend on it?
Give us your routine, I'll give it a try
Well in that case, what would you accept as evidence exactly?
I'm the one with the big duck you're the one trying to cozy up to me and tell me how hard it is. (it's not ). Then you get mad when I reject your "insight" into it.
You guys are not having sex, right? My penis is 6x5 and can't literally go deep balls in half of the girls I fuck, and some of them ask me to go slower because I'm hurting them. Why would you want a bigger penis than 6x5?
I am literally hanging weights from my penis as I read this troll thread
why would you lift for women if it's not something you want for yourself?
Same deal really it's about what (you) want. Is there a practical reason why someone would want pianoman arms? no but that does not stop them from wanting it
why u always lying why always lying why u always lying stop fucking lying.jpegmim
You really are a brainlet user
really solid comeback
ok
enjoy jelqing you dicklet, sad pathetic little freak.
You don't have the brain power to get into someones head by lying you god damn faggot.
the ole "no I'm not, you are defense" classic
you done been called out, it's over
fug:DDD
fuck
>Veeky Forums makes fun of fatties that believe diets dont work or dyels that dont believe in compound movements
>Veeky Forums refuses to believe jelqing works
>thrads every day anons sad about their dick size
like pottery
You're a deranged autistic you little shit, this is even worse than anime smug face girl posting.
How can you be a big dick fan and not like ducks? Their dick is as long as their body if not longer.
6 inches i wanna kms rn desu
I don't know I have this urge to want to fist fight you...
got any grapes?
reported fag
>like pottery
Brainlet detected
If I'm satisfied with my length but wanted to add .5 inches to my girth, what should I do?
I'm 8.5"x6.3", so despite still being a KHV loser I think any bigger would be over-overkill. I have what a good amount of women probably think is a perfect dick but I'll never use it.
yikes
Jelqing is more so for girth than anything else.
I thought pumping and clamping was for girth.
All these posts, yet nobody's posted a good link to a beginners jelq routine.
Google. It's all pretty easy to find common stuff.
what's there to it you do it for 15-20 minutes a day if you don't have morning wood you stop until it comes back that's all there is to it.
Sorry man, I've been doing it for like a year now and if there is pleasure loss i need more because I can't last very long if i don't focus.
I'm uncut though.
I know the dicklet cutoff is 8 inches, but honestly, I don't care. It's not like this thing gets used anyway right?
Why do you duck post?
Now post the one that claims small dicked men take more pleasure from their prostates.
mainly because it's easy to know who you're talking to in a reply. Also I like ducks and their more patrician cousin geese.
See user the thing is we’re on the internet, I don’t know you, i can’t see you.
You have no reason to help me and a dozen reasons to hinder me and I won’t know until it’s too late which one it is.
If it’s al a joke and I fuck something up then I’ll never see you again, never be able to contact you so you would basically get away with it. That being said it might work but I’m not going to take the risk.
I’ll just stick to my water and horny goat weed.
Actually user, i kinda like you. You're one of the good ones.
>geese
>patrician
Literally the most ill tempered of all shit birds
that's just a blatant lie.
Geese like most other animals have body language and a sense of territory it's your fault as the animal of higher intellect for not reading that or being unaware of your surroundings. You can approach even wild geese if you heed their warnings and don't give off signs of hostility or fear.
t. Dicklet trying way too hard to "own it"
I mean he's not wrong. PE is all a meme. Working out and getting better blood pressure and overall fitness is the only way to increase size. Porn amateur and professional is also biased towards people with larger penises. It's still a small percentage of the population.
check em
t. goose
I'll be there when next time you set foot inside canoe
Yeah and I'll wring your scrawny neck you fucking sky donkey
later white meat
Hahahaha truth is ALWAYS the funniest post. Coming on the internet and telling lies is only ever a sign of insecurity.
i bought a penis pump recently and have been using it. It seems to make sense that veins can get bigger otherwise how else would we be able to siqq vasculature poppage as the result of bicep curls. I've only been using the pump for about a month now so I haven't like put on inches but I get the feeling it is making my dick bigger.
You're a dumbass. Jelqing literally works.
Actually, it's free too. So why don't you try it for a few months and report back instead of repeating falsehoods?
I'm good. I like my functioning dick. Enjoy your stretched out pencil dick with no feeling though.
V. underrated post