Hey Veeky Forums, rate my bulk

I'm estimating 800 kcal for the whole thing

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Amerifats.

Always good to estimate low for a bulk OP, only looks to be about 700 to me

what is that?
god you "bulkers" are the unhealthiest laziest pieces of shit ever. stay fat

Post pics DYEL

I figure 100 for the beef, 100 for the jalapeno poppers, 100 for the bread, 100 for the fries, 100 for the mozzarella sticks, 100 for the onion rings, and 100 for the cheese and sauce, how are yoi getting 700?

what ignorant monkeys. that shit goes past 1000 easily

>100 for the bread
try 300

Bread has protein in it too though, so it fits my macros

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You
Yo guys probably can't gain muscle because you always overestimate cal counts

>Bread has protein
please leave

you paid money for that?

learn how to cook you degenerate soyboy faggot

this is probably what you look like

How underweight are you that a 800kcal meal qualifies as "bulking"?

this

Because this is only one of 5 meals

It does though you literal idiot.

why eat 5 times a day? doesn't that use up way too much time?

mirin the thicc

what is all that jizz

russian-middle-aged-dude-mode, I can dig it desu

Nah, these places make it quick
Cheese

you must be fun at parties

Really? Id imagine that having like 900-1200 if it was from some fast food place

I've only ever seen women use this as a response

Here's a shot of the second one, I put a quarter in for scale

looks like a giant mucus covered shit

American "cuisine"