/mirin/ thread

>Get back from watching a Women's Tennis Match. Man that girl was cute.
>Walk into a store at the mall
>Turn around to look at something
>Some chick from outside is staring at me.
>What
>She keeps staring at me through the window. I go to the other side of the store to check. Yep, her eyes clearly follow me.
>I hit on the Q.T. girl I was there to see anyway and leave
>She's with some guy and their friends
>I walk away and then turn around
>She was still staring at me
>Some time later some blonde q.t passes by me. We smile at each other and I don't talk to her like a faggot

I-is this what making it feels like?

anons, pls, let me live through you
i never get mired, and i never will
but i'm going to keep trying god damn it

Come on, user. Don't be like that! I was just like you when I first started. You can do it!

We are all gonna make it brah

seriously bros, I lift for my own ego, I want to be fucking mired. maybe it's a blessing I haven't been yet, so I keep pushing myself

>At gym
>see woman
>I wish she would mire me
>she totally does

We’re all going to make it.

>home from college for the weekend
>getting ready to go out with my brother and his gf (I was invited)
>put on a long sleeve shirt with a hood, Idk how else to describe it
>I've put on 10 lbs recently, not fat
>mom walks by
>"user, you look really buff in that shirt. You're working hard"
>tfw my heart melts
>she knows how dedicated I've been with my lifting and eating lately

I love my mom.

That's a nice wholesome more you got there user

that is wholesome and made me smile, keep up the training user.

She was looking at her reflection in the glass

Made me smile

sometimes Mom can just nail a mire
take that confidence and lift big

I’ve told this story before, but whatever. This is your official reminder to do your squats

>be walking on sidewalk during summer
>a car pulls up behind me
>heeeeey
>turn around to find a Q.T looking at me
>want a ride?
>no thank you
>oh... okay.
>she drives away

Nice job user, you most likely avoided a scam by gains goblins to kidnap you, drug you and steal your gains.

Posted this in the last thread but whatever I still feel good about it

>dip out of school mid day for a “optometrist appointment”
>really just walk out the front door to the gym across the street
>post about it on snap, later losers lol
>post swole bod gym pics. Newbie gains but the normies don’t know.
>recent ex who left me for a literal dyel manlet who wasn’t supposed to worry about :) a couple weeks ago sees those posts

Pause here. Honestly felt like absolute shit after I found out she did that. Went back to my alcoholic state caused by my last break up and it was shiiiit. Then I started actually getting Veeky Forums, read the sticky, and now i feel great. Thanks guys.

Back to the story
>get a random text at the middle of the night from ex after weeks of silence and a fight we had about everything last week in the parking lot
>”you awake? I have a question for you.”
>see text, go to bed feeling swole
>wake up to her text saying nevermind a week later

Honestly don’t give a fuck about her anymore and I hope that asshole she’s with leaves her on Valentine’s Day. May not be a mire but I feel great.
And it’s all thanks to you guys.

She mired the snaps. Stay a cunt.

>get a text from one of my friends
>"Yo user! Can I borrow your muscles to help me move a washing machine today? Lunch is on me in exchange."
>tfw the machine was light as fuck
>tfw ended up buying my own lunch since I didn't want to ruin my macros with something from a cafe

This is the closest I've come to mirin.

making it, good job user

Dude that’s great. Bet that machine wasn’t even light you’re just strong as shit

>hitchhiking through Japan
>I'm a 6'2 European with blue eyes and blonde hair
>getting pretty Veeky Forums from doing farm work
>accidentally got off the highway and ended up in some farm village in the mountains south of Tottori
>walking and hitchhiking, walking and hitchhiking, no one picks me up
>find the one convenience store in a 10 mile radius
>breathe a sigh of relief
>chow down on a bento and ask the clerk for some cardboard to make a new sign with
>try flagging down cars at the parking lot
>sun is starting to set
>I'm starting to lose hope
>I hear a car horn to my right
>a guy at the other end of the parking lot of waving me over
>grab my backpack and run over
>as I get close I see it's not a guy
>short hair, plain face, big smile, wearing a body tight light sweater and a tight pair of jeans
>a girl my age, and tomboy to boot
>she yells at me in a thick Kansai dialect to jump in
>too flabbergasted to say anything
>jump in to her tint Honda
>she takes off right away doing 100km/h on the tiny mountain roads while blasting the soundtrack from Fast and Furious
>she's so fucking lively
>asks all sorts of questions, where I'm from, what I'm doing, if I live "wildo speedo", etc
>I'm clinging onto the pussy rail trying not to freak out
>she does a sudden stop
>we're at some small farm house
>she looks over at me shyly
>"Edo, this isu mai haus. Did you have dinner?"
>y-yes at the konbini
>"Oh, you not hungry?"
>I-I'm okay thank you very much for the offer
>"Okay~. Chotto matte, I go tell father I drive you"
>goes into the house
>comes back a minute later
>drives me a while further to the next town over
>drops me at a konbini there and wishes me luck on my journey
>I end up sleeping in the parking lot of that konbini for the night

I still think of what might have happened if I'd gone in for dinner.

Pic: the shelter I set up in the parking lot

nice whoresome mom

You watch your mouth. Trips don't mean you get to say whatever you want.

Sounds like an adventure man.
Maybe you could get a ride back to that house and get her something to thank her.

Then go from there if you feel me

That sounds nice. My mom just keeps begging me to stop working out because she thinks I'll get too big or hurt myself while lifting.

god japanese are fucking ugly and the men who like them are betas

>in mall yesterday with my bros
>this super qt randomly comes up to us
>I’m massive beta but ok body so don’t know how to react
>she tried to chat me up for a bit, really shitty pick up lines
“With your body you should be I. The army, have you ever considered it?
“Man that body is so strong, here take a panphlet (she gives me an army recruitment poster)
>friends are all smirking at this point, she’s so autistic it’s cute.
>feel bad for her and because I just might get kick I give her my phone number and address
>she smiles and says she’ll see me soon
That was a few days ago, now I’m going to her resort this weekend (she apparently has this huge camp ground thing)

The thumbnail makes the second from the right girl look absolutely terrifying.

all women are whores. your mom's a whore.

Worst Korea detected.

Worshiped Samsung today, peasant?

>what could have been

>honorable father, I find boy, I take him to parking lot hobo tent
>be careful Lei Lou, american hobo can be dangerous
>no worry father, he Veeky Forums, he faggot

This thread is for mires. Not
>tfw no gf

Posted this a couple days ago but I will again.

>laying on bed with gf, her head on my chest while she's looking down at some reading material for her homework
>try to lean down to kiss her but she plays hard to get and looks down even further
>push her head up with my cheek against her forehead
>she tells me "You have strong neck muscles."

Neck theory.

I get online mires, it's something since I literally only saw people once the last 2 months and that was yesterday.
>"wow you look hot"
>"this will sound weird but you have a really hot neck user"
etc
uwu

Shoulda boa constricted her user

>girl at work keeps randomly smiling at me

You didn't specify wether a friend was male or a female.

Male.

>on the way back from getting groceries at local supermarket
>carrying the bags all the way back to my house is giving me a nice arm pump
>as i get to my block notice 2 qt 3.14s in a car through my peripheral vision stopped at the light
>see that they're both eyefucking the shit out of me
>don't turn my head to look in their direction, just keep walking
>see their heads turn to follow me

>last few days of emt class
>instructor (nice skinny 50 year old lady) is teaching us how to use an EKG so we can assist paramedics better
>instructor says that she needs a volunteer to show how to put on the 12 leads
>"Alright for this demonstration, you're going to have to take off your shirt, any volunteers-user!"
>tfw 0 pause between her asking for a volunteer and voluntelling me
>proceed to strip off shirt in front of class
>qt 3.14 in front row giggling (she and i actually end up dating for a few months)
>get molested by my 50 year old instructor as she feels me up for the next 10 minutes
>she constantly gropes me and asks if her hands are cold while placing the leads
>maybeishouldn'thavedressedlikesuchabedizen.jpg

>running in the park shirtless with friend
>start doing sprints
>i make it to the corner and wait for my friend to catch up
>look forward, notice a qt. 3.14 stopped at a traffic light
>stare directly at her, she doesn't seem to notice though as she's just eyefucking my body
>doesn't stop staring until my friend and i pass her running and her light turns green

>at friends birthday party
>we're all at a table talking and having a good time
>one of her friends sits next to me and starts getting real physical
>leaning her head and putting her body close to mine as she talks even though she's talking with someone across the table
>tfw we didn't say a single word to each other

Very wholesome mire, warms the heart.

Same, my mom actually told me that lifting is unhealthy.

lol found the underage fag

I'm still trying to picture this since the last thread.

>you're going to have to take off your shirt
is this what being non-douchey Connor Murphy feels like?

Sounds like you got recruited for the army

Im going to japan with my girlfriend for 14 days in july. Any recomendations for things to do?

Where are you landing?

In tokyo, I figured made the mkst sense to start there and get it out of the way

Don't waste time in Tokyo, it's massively overrated.

Rent a car and drive around. Visit Kobe, Osaka, Nagoya, and head to the north coast. The small towns near the sea and in the mountains is where you'll get the true Japan experience. There's plenty of small inns and hotels in pretty much every town you get to, so just stay at those.

Learn some words and phrases before you arrive, 75% of Japanese people don't understand a word of English.

>>turn around to find a Q.T looking at me
>>want a ride?
>>no thank you
>>oh... okay.
>>she drives away
holy fuck did I laugh at this, user

Dump your gf and fuck Japanese chicks

I was planning to learn a bit. Really think I should rent a car? I just figured the transit systems would be adequate

Public transport in Japan is designed to get you between major cities and to get commuters to the city center from the suburbs and back again. Out in the countryside, where you want to go if you want quality experiences, there's maybe a bus once every two hours, and that's only to the "major" farm towns.

I completely gave up on public transport after two months and just hitchhiked for the remainder of my time there.

fuck lmao

Actually planning on proposing on top of mt fuji :^) (will be there for our 5th anniversary)

Prepare to have it ruined by swarms of elderly Japanese and Chinese people taking photos and applauding.

You're much better off doing it at a campground near the bottom with a view of the mountain.

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Thats actually not a bad idea. I just figured the endorphins from climbing up combined with the view / experience would be bretty romantic

Close. We were lying a little more parallel and she was just trying to kinda hide her face into my chest more, then I put my cheek against her forehead and pushed back up.. Sorry, I tried to put more detail into it this time.

I wanna punch you.

Mirin that footpussy

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>We smile at each other and I don't talk to her like a faggot
>I-is this what making it feels like?

No.

ahahahahaha

kek

>duraibing home fromu worku
>see cute american boyu
>hes is hitchhikingu
>think I rook cute today
>purr over to give him riftu
>be rivery and cute to impressu cute american boy
>get crose to home
>horny.oragami
>getu home
>ready for hot american sexu
>offer him dinner
>he lefuse
>rice farr out of pocketu
>droppu him off in nextu town
>mfw no bf

sucks that women can get away with touching you up in EMT demo but whatchu gunna do. At least our lives arent over if we are single at 30

Fucking hilarious

>date a girl for a few months
>Really liked her
>She breaks up with me because she "didn't see it going anywhere"
>Say fuck it and get on tinder that night
>Find a new match as I'm riding the train home
>Few dates in tell this qt I like her and she gets all tsundere about it
>Cuddles up next to me and falls asleep on my chest
>We're flerting over texts and she low key says she likes me
>Decide not to call her out on it because she'll bring out her tsundere side and try to deny it
Got a date with her tonight. Gonna try to get laid. Wish me luck boys.

You idiot she's trying to draft you and using her looks to collect numbers that the other recruiters will use to hound you until you enlist.

Something odd happened to me in a mall recently.
>Old asian woman walks up to me.
>You're tall! How tall are you?
>6'1, probably 6'3 in boots.
>Wow! How old are you?
>19.
>Oh, so you can still grow! You don't look 19, if you weren't (puffs her chest and brings her arms out, trying to look muscular) I'd think you were 14! You have baby face!
>She walks away
>T-thanks...

Did I just get mogged by this old asian lady?

>go to supermarket to buy prepared food for lunch
>order one plate to go with pork and potatoes for father
>order 2nd plate with fish and rice and vegetables for myself
>"Is that 2nd plate for you?", cashier asks
>"y y y eah"
>"You look like someone who cares what he eats"
>"T t t thanks"

That was my first mire since i started lifting 6 months ago. Never forget.

Old Asian ladies are savage.

>Be me
>Traveling with my Dad
>He gets us exit row seats for the extra legroom (he's tall)
>Have to be at least 18 to sit in them
>TSA agent is old Asian lady
>She asks if I'm 18 (I was)
>Says I don't look older than 15 and asks to see my ID
Feelsbadman

kekked every line, real nice

Good luck weeb-user

This happened yesterday

>be out with my younger brother and his friend
>we bump into some girls they know
>I split after a few minutes because teenagers make me cringe
>later at home
>my brother's friend tells me one of the girls has been staring at me when I was with them
>and also asking questions about me
>my brother is silent
>mfw it's his oneitis

I won't cuck him but that should finally motivate him to not fuck around in the gym.

>today got haircut
>after gym session waiting in bus station
>3 meters away 2 girls are sitting
>One is with black hair, whatever i just look nowhere and sit like robot or whatever
>Thegirl with black hair looks at something and when she turns back she quicly glances at me
>I pretend that i dont notice but its pretty obvious, she did it 6 times i think

That made me think how does attractive girls feel like they re probably starred down like that daily by multiple men

Also sorry for my greentext skills

>ywn have qt Nip gf
Time to seppuku

>try to lean down to kiss her
beta as fuck

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I've been in his position. It'll teach him not to give a fuck. This is a great thing for him, just do not ever fuck that chick no matter how hot she is

Two days ago:

>at Carnaval in Barranquilla
>have seats in the grandstand, dancing and partying
>random super qt Colombian comes walks over and rubs traditional maizena in my face (pic related)
>kisses my cheek and I kiss her back on the lips
>she's into it
>she doesn't speak any English
>tell her in Spanish to meet me at this famous bar tonight for some dancing
>tfw I get sick later and don't go to the bar

I'm not even that fit, I guess it was because I'm a gringo

Gj user, fuck that cunt

Go to bars drunk girls will borderline sexually assault you if you are even slightly Veeky Forums

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>yesterday in the gym, doing bent over rows using one end of the bar in some thing we have for that
>spot Asian qt who is there with her lanky bf
>she keeps sneakily looking at me while I am doing my sets
>later go do bicep curls, she still keeps looking every now and then.
Felt good and bad at the same time.. her bf was like 6'5 so he towered over me @ 5'9.. But I actually look like I lift and moved 2-3X the weight he did..

kek

Holy shit I can't breathe

10/10

Got my first mire today, quite happy as it shows me others are noticing my progress.

>finishing with DL, trying to work on farm so going for reps rather than 1RPM
>cute redhead that I have been slowly falling in love with over the months
>always assumed she was looking at my buddy rather than me
>cracking out 4 plate for reps, not really grunting or anything but it is making a loud noise as I finish each rep
>catch her looking at me, so give her a wink as my confidence has sky-rocketed this month
>she giggles and carries on with her workout

It's not a lot, but put a smile on my face. I'll never be able to approach her at the gym sadly, but at least I'm actually going on dates now. Thanks Veeky Forums!

Same thing happened to me once. What kind of girl does this?

She was a drug addict, I think. Lots of guys in those groups don't really lift, so we're a bit of a commodity for them.

correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty certain that dudes fuck donkeys in Columbia and then they move to female humans? You just blew a donkey dude, nigga you gay

>tfw I only get mired by other dudes

JUST

looking good buddy *wink*

She was just amazed that there was manlet overcompensating.

I'd say don't forget to bring a tarp

fucking kekkle

O shit got me

>supermarket prepared food
>"You look like someone who cares what he eats"
kek

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