FIT ALPHA RATE THREAD
Post face and let other anons rate how alpha/intimidating you look
FIT ALPHA RATE THREAD
youre like a mix of adam sandler and ben affleck
Sexy as fuck do you have any kids?
You look Caucasian. As in, Georgia/Armenia.
Or southern Euro
What ARE you?
alpha: 0/10
autism 8/10
creep not be left alone with children or women: 10/10
Bump
Post face faggots.
pube beard: 10/10
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You look like wil weaton you little soyboy faggot.
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you look like Kevin Kline's Chubby retarded son
yo 6ft2 210lbs here
>chubby cheeks
>dimples
Least alpha face you could ask for
What the fuck are those teeth
It could be worse u could be a fatty
i can kill you with a single punch whenever i decide its time
Am an ex-fatty. It was bad. Pic related.
how much is your ip worth i have money your dead kiddo
I just look like I wanna die. If that counts as alpha then great.
Won't fix your teeth
Why don't you use that power to punch down trees instead of chomping on em you cunt
You could look pretty badass if you fixed your posture
>those uneven eyes
It must be awful
If Ben Affleck were a beta Arab.
Paisan in solitary for pedophilia.
shoo shoo amerimutt
Not too shabby.
Hardcore.
You have a future in fag porn.
Soon-to-be-convicted rapist.
>criticism
>no face
Your arguments are invalid
you look fine bro just don't do soyboy faces
Move out of the way kids and Roast me.
After you get the right angle, sure!
Here you go
Who else doesn't-smile-in-photos-to-hide-chubby-cheeks here?
Nice jawline
Look good even with girl hair
Receding hairline is a minus though
poor man's thor
Female alpha. Made you look.
hehe no
whore
S-Styx?
Thanks
I'm 43 btw so the hairline is the least of my problems. I'm supposed to lose hair.
Get on my level.
BEGONE THOT
6’1 dyel piece of shit
>UHHH YOU DONT GET TO BRING FRIENDS
Rod?
Got some white Yojimbo vibe going on here...
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I'M POSTAN IT AGAIN
>to that other user who said I need "Alpha eyes", I just end up squinting and look like I'm pinching off a shit
Rod?
Women tell me I look intimidating yet mysterious so it's somehow attractive to them
>Just shave your head man
Tell me you love me. Tell me I'm beautiful. My own insecurities need constant affirmation and I would masturbate myself to sleep if I didn't post here from sheer depression. Save me. I'm so alpha though, I swear. I care what you think. You're all I have. Just me and you in this moment of judgement. Just let me express this desperation and make it quick. Whore.
>Save face
Got some Flea vibe going on here
no way!
To me you just look flat out retarded.
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Useless
pls be in charlotte
Stroke my ego whores
Pics is from my tinder
post feet
kek at filename
and also reaction image but kek'd a little less
Nice
Your jacket meh tho
Ok then.
>Dyel
>Manlet
>Late 20s
>Has the facial hair of a 15 year old
>Narrow shoulders
>Pencil neck
Man you sure hit the jackpot didn't you
supposed to be below the waist u dumb thot
Are you high in your pic?
You look like the high russian guy meme.
godly facial aesthetics but you look sad
I am sometimes being told that I look high or on drugs when in reality I don't use any of them.
Damn what a champ
Oldfag Lifting Title when?
cheeki?
Pls explain the eyebrow phenomenon
Thank you user.
Pls get some chapstick user
Good
danny amendola?
Am i alpha
yea i know im a sandnegro
That cut deep bruv
Heres a picture of my ex for your hyperbole filled honesty
Where my /sip/ boys at?
race?
Bangladeshi
>that tat placement
you only get ugly thots
6'4, 175lbs
DYEL as fuck, started lifting two months ago.
no one's judging you here bro.
ugly bruv, sorry
cute
R.i.p.
Nobody lift the bar off my neck next time pls
>being so insecure that your first post says to stroke your ego and when someone doesnt you post a picture of a girlfriend's tits
good lord, imagine being this mentally ill
Not bad for a booty call
good lord you were better off just posting the tits
You called her your ex haha damage control
>now posts a second photo of this innocent bystander girl including her face on an anime imageboard
guys what is the name for this mental illness?
I hope that's a good thing-
>googles
Fuck he aged like shit... Wait... FUCK
I know it was just a joke
I don’t look alpha anyways I look mad young for my age
assburgers
I meant young Flea of course.
He's just an old hippie fuck now.
why tf this niggas hips so wide
only alpha one here
>tfw you're so alpha and intimidating you don't get a single reply
Love being me.
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meh
ultra dyel reporting in, starting neck curls today to save me from this hell
Looks like you have a balding spot right where it hurts the confidence: top of your head.