FIT ALPHA RATE THREAD

FIT ALPHA RATE THREAD
Post face and let other anons rate how alpha/intimidating you look

youre like a mix of adam sandler and ben affleck

Sexy as fuck do you have any kids?

You look Caucasian. As in, Georgia/Armenia.
Or southern Euro

What ARE you?

alpha: 0/10
autism 8/10
creep not be left alone with children or women: 10/10

Bump

Post face faggots.

pube beard: 10/10

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You look like wil weaton you little soyboy faggot.

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you look like Kevin Kline's Chubby retarded son

yo 6ft2 210lbs here

>chubby cheeks
>dimples
Least alpha face you could ask for

What the fuck are those teeth

It could be worse u could be a fatty

i can kill you with a single punch whenever i decide its time

Am an ex-fatty. It was bad. Pic related.

how much is your ip worth i have money your dead kiddo

I just look like I wanna die. If that counts as alpha then great.

Won't fix your teeth

Why don't you use that power to punch down trees instead of chomping on em you cunt

You could look pretty badass if you fixed your posture

>those uneven eyes
It must be awful

If Ben Affleck were a beta Arab.

Paisan in solitary for pedophilia.

shoo shoo amerimutt

Not too shabby.

Hardcore.

You have a future in fag porn.

Soon-to-be-convicted rapist.

>criticism
>no face
Your arguments are invalid

you look fine bro just don't do soyboy faces

Move out of the way kids and Roast me.

After you get the right angle, sure!

Here you go

Who else doesn't-smile-in-photos-to-hide-chubby-cheeks here?

Nice jawline

Look good even with girl hair
Receding hairline is a minus though

poor man's thor

Female alpha. Made you look.

hehe no

whore

S-Styx?

Thanks
I'm 43 btw so the hairline is the least of my problems. I'm supposed to lose hair.

Get on my level.

BEGONE THOT

6’1 dyel piece of shit

>UHHH YOU DONT GET TO BRING FRIENDS

Rod?

Got some white Yojimbo vibe going on here...

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I'M POSTAN IT AGAIN

>to that other user who said I need "Alpha eyes", I just end up squinting and look like I'm pinching off a shit

Rod?

Women tell me I look intimidating yet mysterious so it's somehow attractive to them

>Just shave your head man

Tell me you love me. Tell me I'm beautiful. My own insecurities need constant affirmation and I would masturbate myself to sleep if I didn't post here from sheer depression. Save me. I'm so alpha though, I swear. I care what you think. You're all I have. Just me and you in this moment of judgement. Just let me express this desperation and make it quick. Whore.
>Save face

Got some Flea vibe going on here

no way!

To me you just look flat out retarded.

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Useless

pls be in charlotte

Stroke my ego whores
Pics is from my tinder

post feet

kek at filename
and also reaction image but kek'd a little less

Nice
Your jacket meh tho

Ok then.

>Dyel
>Manlet
>Late 20s
>Has the facial hair of a 15 year old
>Narrow shoulders
>Pencil neck
Man you sure hit the jackpot didn't you

supposed to be below the waist u dumb thot

Are you high in your pic?
You look like the high russian guy meme.

godly facial aesthetics but you look sad

I am sometimes being told that I look high or on drugs when in reality I don't use any of them.

Damn what a champ
Oldfag Lifting Title when?

cheeki?

Pls explain the eyebrow phenomenon

Thank you user.

Pls get some chapstick user

Good

danny amendola?

Am i alpha

yea i know im a sandnegro

That cut deep bruv
Heres a picture of my ex for your hyperbole filled honesty

Where my /sip/ boys at?

race?

Bangladeshi

>that tat placement

you only get ugly thots

6'4, 175lbs

DYEL as fuck, started lifting two months ago.

no one's judging you here bro.

ugly bruv, sorry
cute

R.i.p.

Nobody lift the bar off my neck next time pls

>being so insecure that your first post says to stroke your ego and when someone doesnt you post a picture of a girlfriend's tits

good lord, imagine being this mentally ill

Not bad for a booty call

good lord you were better off just posting the tits

You called her your ex haha damage control

>now posts a second photo of this innocent bystander girl including her face on an anime imageboard

guys what is the name for this mental illness?

I hope that's a good thing-
>googles
Fuck he aged like shit... Wait... FUCK

I know it was just a joke

I don’t look alpha anyways I look mad young for my age

assburgers

I meant young Flea of course.
He's just an old hippie fuck now.

why tf this niggas hips so wide

only alpha one here

>tfw you're so alpha and intimidating you don't get a single reply

Love being me.

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meh

ultra dyel reporting in, starting neck curls today to save me from this hell

Looks like you have a balding spot right where it hurts the confidence: top of your head.