Tfw I forgot to plug in the squat rack

>tfw I forgot to plug in the squat rack

where do you go where the squat rack has a plug?

there's usually a plug you can share buried under the plates

>forgot to rewind weights
I'm now banned from the only gym in 6 miles.

fucking newfag doesn't plug in his squat rack.

>walked out with the plug still in me after squats
They hit me with a $70 charge

>someone forgot to refuel the smith machine
>had to go to the gas station and fill up a tank of gas to bring to the gym

haha, baited

>tfw monthly subscription to upright rows ran out
Guess that's it for my delts.

>forgot my bench, barbell, and weights at home
>No one at the gym would let me use theirs

>walk past all the dumbbells with contactless credit card in my pocket
>accidentally rent out every dumbbell in the gym and bankrupt myself simultaneously

Kek

>re-arrange plates on the weight tree back in good order
>manager gives me discounted toilet usage

>Forgot to install the drivers for the bench press

>in line for the bench
>must be like 5 people in front of me today, pretty crowded
>forgot my plate cart so I'm just holding them
>getting pretty heavy but the gym manager will kick me out of he sees my plates on the floor

Do the hip drivers from the squat.exe work?

>just ordered a new ethernet cable for ohp

one of my female friends walked away with the squat plug still in her, destroyed the whole rack and had to pay $1600 to replace it

>opened a dodgy email and deadlift now has a virus

>buy a smart barbell for my home gym
>Alexa now calls me "weak piece of shit"

>got caught sneaking in 42 lb pl8s to replace the regular ones
>sentenced to 2 years in gym iron mines

at least my traps are getting swole from blacksmithing

>DNP servers are offline

>tip the receptionist double what i usually do
>he still won't sand down and resurface the preacher curl rack for me

Must be nice, I got sent to extend the fucking manlet pit.

>lifting in a bad part of town
>finish set go grab sips from sips dealer
>come back to find my plates stolen
>notagainmotherfucker.jpeg
>fuckers stole my plates and left my barbell on cinder blocks