Dirty Talk

>having sex
>alpha as fuck
>"talk dirty to me, user. Just say anything"
>autistic mode turns on
WHAT THE FUCK DO I SAY?

"Cum truck just arrive"

U NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER U CUNT!

>Squeal for me braphog
>You call that a squeal? Do you even fuck?

Honka honka (squeeze her tits while you say that part) I'm a tonka and I'm going to bulldoze over you.

>how do you like my dick you fucking slut?
>i'll destroy that pussy of yours you dirty slut
>how is this Veeky Forums related you virgin fucking retard?

Fpbp

>I bet you like my fucking gains, you stupid fucking cardio bunnyslut.
>you're a god damn stupid fucking hole for me to fuck, you god damn fucking nigger bitch. You look like a stupid slut cunt, fucking whore, fucking squeal like the fucking piggy you are you jap fucking bitch nigger
>your fucking biceps are gayer than me you stupid cumslutbitch

Please guide me oops sorry
is that okay?
is that okay?
um should I cum in napkin?
sorry

>Just say anything"
I AM GOING TO BUILD A WALL
AND MEXICO IS GOING TO PAY FOR IT
Enjoy your numerous orgasms.

kek

>y-you too

...

>your hair smells nice
>I'm in the mood for donuts
>you'd be a good mom

oh man holy crap. This is what happens when you dont have yourself on a leash and some self respect

>not a ton of experience with women
>last gf was hugely submissive
>liked being choked, slapped, degraded
>turns out I liked doing that to her so it worked out well
>wouldn't call myself dominant, just liked being incredibly rough in bed
>never got to bondage or anything more serious than a dog collar I made her wear
>(so I could choke her with only one hand)
>wanted her to fight back/put up resistance, that always got me going
>fast forward over a year
>current girl I'm talking to is apparently dominant
>a lot more experience in this regard, too
>i have no clue what dynamic we might end up having

user did literally nothing wrong

"You like that, you fucking retard"

Epic lol somebody gild this gentleman

stealing this one

Here comes the choo-choo train, open up the tunnel

>tfw being in an online relationship has made me a god with dirty talking

>tfw kissless permavirgin
>a few years back got into finding girls on reddit to sext/masturbate on cam with
>all of them said how great my dirty talk was and how fast it made them cum

hows that for pathetic. i know if i ever got a girl irl and tried to dirty talk id stutter everywhere

>Wait a second, you don't have a penis?

most i've laughed at a screencap in fucking ages

eventually throwing fists and the winner gets to fuck the loser

GAS GAS GAS
I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
TONIGHT I'LL FLY
AND BE YOUR LOVER

>I'm with her! oh it's so sick to say it out loud
>SHE FUCKING WON
>it feels so right but I'ts so wrong
>only suburban and rural Retards like you would vote for...uhhh....for that....
>IMPEEEEEAAAAAAACHH MY CUM

Similar KHV here. I have an IMVU account that I use once every few months when I'm in the mood for sexting (I feel very pathetic doing it desu). Literally every girl I sext with tells me that I'm the most amazing sexter ever and that it brings them to near orgasm in person. I like to think that sexting skills will somewhat translate into actual sex since apparently I know what moves (basic shit like pulling hair) would make her wet unlike 99.99% of guys apparently. Pic related was a message I got after my Internet died and I said I wasn't in the mood anymore after reconnecting.

Jesus fucking christ never kekd this hard

>He thinks online/text dirty talk will translate well into real life
Oh no no no

Next time you're fucking her wrap your hand gently around her throat, look her deep in the eyes, and when thrusting deeply ask what she is.

She'll probably say something like "I'm your slut, Daddy" and you can run with that.

The biggest thing for submissives who like dirty talk is having YOU get THEM to admit what a slut they are.

Gib examples of God tier sex talk pls

For some reason women talking about rubbing their clit isn't that appealing. Also
>nutting aggressively in my mouth
kek

Audible kek

That’s such a turnoff for me man wtf that shits awful

Not that guy but maybe i can. “May i see your clitoris? Mmm its very moist looking”. Essentially you want to get them going, spanish is good unless shes latina. “El gato chupa el dedo mami”

came here for this

You know exactly what she wants you to say, you're just too scared to do it.

can i say oooga booga instead

"im that gorilla dick, pussy god. I make dyke pussy wet"
"you got about 10 seconds to show me that hole, because this gorilla dick daddy's hungry and if you don't blow me right, i will kill you"

I just shorted Bitcoin

t. chimp dick

>telling me I'll nut aggressively in your mouth

Bitch, it's writing 101; don't tell me what to think, show me.

>H-h-hey, are we boyfriend and girlfriend now?

I'm squeaking

>mommy gib milkies

I used to rub dick on my ex gfs clit/vagina and slightly insert it just to stimulate her. I would do it until she got real worked up and tell me to put it in already and I would ask her how bad she wants it and I still wouldn’t put it in. Sometimes I would take it to the point where she would end up literally begging me to fuck her already and make her admit she was my slut/my bitch it was pretty fun

"Even though you're test tube, gub gub, snailman, we're gonna be getting you knee deep in some gash."

"Yeah, you like that, you fucking retard?"

this is my fetish

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lold

A few days ago a girl bit me in bed and the pain almost made me cum, don't know how to feel about this