I did it, Veeky Forums

i did it, Veeky Forums
i had sex with a girl
have fun in the virgin pit i have ascended

Congrats?

Lift me up bro don't leave me in here. Please.

You'll regret it. Missed out on your wizard powers

>just one girl
>thinks he can level up

the challenge has only begun for you, user

The high wears off quick. Then you realize that all the hype was built for something that, in a day, you'll look back and think, "Was that really it?"

I'm working on a second right now on Snapchat, I'm going to fuck every female in my town mark my words

help me user im falling

its ok bro
me and u can just lose it together down here

>29
>was THIS close of paying an escort
Real talk now, brehs. Will paying an escort make me less autistic or should I focus on my gains this year and acquire wizard powers given the chance unless a slut mires? I’m more interested in the question about less autistic. Is sex going to help my mindset?

the cold hard truth is that social, personality, and confidence gains matter more than any physical gains when you play this game. If you believe having sex with an escort will increase those skill areas then go for it. If not, you might want to reconsider. Always remember uglier and weaker men have had sex before you ever could, even without escorts. They just got out there and played the game.

Hooker, ONS or gf?
Because the first doesn't count, the second is degenerate and the third will leave you eventually, and then you'll have years of crushing loneliness to look forward while knowing the love and affection you are missing out on.
Have fun!

Why are u all so socially retarded

you cant escape the manlet pit though

The rape one?

Getting your first gf is the hardest.

Rofl you havent ascended if youve had sex you degenerate retard. Enjoy an eternity in hell for caving to your human desires so easily

good now ruin sex for yourself because you're a miserable and incomplete person.

Incomplete?

Sex is a meme, faggot. A really good fap basically feels the same and you don’t have to buy your hand dinner.

>2 months later
how the fuck do I have gonnhorea?

Just be an out of towner. Worked for me when visiting my friend. 2 week and 5 girls

That’s only the case if you don’t care about the girl.

Only true if you get back in the game before you reach your early to mid-twenties. After that the herd starts to thin out extremely so unless you're willing to fuck literal human trash your options drop dramatically.
Got my first gf at 19, stayed together for 5 years. Now I'm SOL.

>girls are sluts and cheat all the time!
>I reached age X it’s impossible to fuck around anymore and prove to be better
Nice.

We're talking about finding a gf, not fucking random thots. That still works, but the number of girls that haven't yet been tainted by a (((modern))) promiscuous lifestyle is ever shrinking. I'm not talking about wanting a pure virgin gf that hasn't even heard the word "cock" in her life, just not someone who's had 2 children, does drugs and changes sexual partners more often than her bedsheets.
Now subtract the uggos, fatties, lesbians and sick from the remaining female population and suddenly you're left with a staggeringly small number of women, 99% of whom are already in healthy LTRs.