Tfw have an urge to drink Soylent for no reason at all

>Honestly the fact that people like this are telling me to eat soy

He's not telling you to eat soy you fucking moron. He's saying do your own research and stop falling for soyboy memes.

>live a happy life
>programming
Maybe it's because I'm in Silicon Valley, but this requires a >pick one

shit indeed

At this point, I think a soyboy is defined more by how he looks and acts rather than by how much soy he consumes.

Being indoctrinated into the alt-left numale mindset, looking like a skinnyfat twink, having the scrappy neckbeard and gaping fish mouth of excitement, being literally and figuratively cucked by your beautiful-at-every-size hambeast of a gf, getting excited for the new Star Wars Han Solo a Disney Story Film®™, etc.

A soyboy is a soyboy for the above reasons and more. Consuming soy products is a symptom of this, not a cause.

Is that pic real? It can't be...

I reject the assertion that looks has anything to do with it. Some people just have softer features but, regardless...

The fact of the matter is that soy-boy(tm) was popularized by that fagdick Paul Watson, and you guys ate it up like crazy.

If there is an 'alt-left' air about the video, it is because it's origins is alt-right.

reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/30xkxu/i_had_a_vasectomy_yesterday_and_when_i_woke_up/

It aint real, thank fuck

Somewhat. His wife got it for him after his vasectomy, IIRC.

That sub is fucking disgusting.

Watched it all the way through. Good video, solid evidence.

10/10 would watch again.

You will immediately join crossfit, lose all gains, and become a soyboy. Don't do it op

Did anyone ever actually use soyboy to mean someone who literally just eats soy?

Soyboy is more than just eating soy and you honestly have to be autistic to have ever thought otherwise. It's an encompassing pejorative: It's the quintessential descriptor of the numale phenomenon. It's the effeminate, millennial, glasses-wearing, beard accessory-having, high voice screeching, gets excited over retarded kiddie bullshit caricature EVERYONE recognizes from being barraged with Buzzfeed articles and grossly effeminate behavior that has become accepted..

That stuff looks straight out of a Black Mirror episode

It's a good meal replacement, nothing more and nothing less. Soy raising estrogen is a meme.

>meal replacement

>It's a good meal replacement
>good meal replacement
No. No it fucking isn't. It also turns you into a tranny. Eat real food, faggot.

they're autistic sometimes but it is annoying having to put up with other peoples kids and then being taxed for shit like schools when you don't want kids

also constantly being knocked back for a vasectomy for being 26 with no kids while Stacey can turn up 16 and pregnant and they won't even try to talk her into an abortion even though its a more.life altering choice

and I'll be paying for her birth procedure too because of public healthcare cuckery

Solid points