Who else has valentines day plans here? I got my doctor to prescribe me Levitra and Cialis...

Who else has valentines day plans here? I got my doctor to prescribe me Levitra and Cialis, my gf won’t know what hit her, it’ll be a bloodbath.

Also what’s the best exercise for hitting medial delts?

Faggot

What the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch?

lateral raises
upright rows
seated dumbbell overhead press

also stop destroying your dick. stop watching porn.

>stop watching porn
>stop destroying your dick

???

first time on Veeky Forums?

Been here since 09’

I'm going to lift with my gf then we'll go to this traditional greek restaurant for dinner.

>tfw wednesdays are the busiest uni days for me and gf

get bent newfag

Im giving blood and not working out

LOSER!

Am I the only fucking one going to the gym alone and then eating a big meal then sleeping? What has this board become

going to gym with gf and then having a cheatday

There's tons of singles-not-ready-to-mingle on Veeky Forums. You're definitely no snowflake

Nah, me too. Just did delts and back and kaned a shake 500g greek yogurt and muesli.

Got a big slab of dead turkey mince on the go for a bolognase too. Unite.

Valentine's day is a corporate garbage pushed down our throat to make us spend money, most people don't 'celebrate' it where I live.

A joke from my cunt.:
>Two ripped bros talk at the gym:
>What are you doing on Christmass?
>Legs & biceps.

>Veeky Forums made in like... '08
>calls '09 newfag
faggots need to leave this board asap

>Been here for 9 years
>Still doesn't know how to hit shoulders

SHIGGY

My plans is to do what i will allways do making gainz and not caring about what anyone and everyone says.

>gf
>valentines day
>not lifting

Excuse me faggot. You are on the wrong website

I'm gonna get buzzed, eat some really expensive truffles and watch BR2049 with some friends.

buzzed on what? truffles? also... friends?

>buzzed on what?
I'm probably gonna drink whatever cheap bum vodka I can find, or anything they bring over.
>friends?
It's a burden.

We’re going to the gym and then eating and then I’m going to fuck her up the ass

I have a lock in at my fraternity house with a sorority. Hopefully I find a couple Valentine's.

What is going on here? It appears to be a shiggy poster and yet the year is 2018.

>nanomachines son

Lifting - Eating - Sleeping
The three basics to gaining.

Think someone misunderstood "sleeping" to mean "sleeping with women".
Sure, you can enjoy some fun every once in a while, but don't let it get in the way.

>Levitra and Cialis

Are you a faggot or what?

PLAYED COLLEGE BALL YA KNOW

I just want to fuck for hours without stopping.

1) you're going to hurt yourself
2) Even if you don't need rest, she does. Or she's not having fun and you're basically fucking a starfish.
3) The only reason you'd want to take drugs for hours without stopping is if you get limp easy or if you really don't want to stop even after cumming. Any normal man can last a few hours if he's fresh.

Are you 40?

>No gf
>Don't even keep in contact with any women in my area
>Don't use social media
>Have court that day for a DUII
>Have to miss classes to attend court
Should be a great day.

I just recieved my bootleg ss3 Goku figuarts so I'm going to play with him when my mom goes to sleep

I do this normally. it's called having a healthy sex drive, exercise and being able to control your orgasms. Loser.

This. Same.

>having premarital sex on Ash Wednesday

Absolutely degenerate