Alva bio:
Im a random gurl, looking for some fun things to do friday nights :*
My bio:
Work: Crying in bed
Hold your horses, woman
Convo:
Me: 26, virgin, 17 cm dick
Lets go bro!
Her: Virgin??
Me: Yeah Buddy!!
Her: Why
What do we do next boys?
Doubles decide.
Fake af you autismo, have fun chatting and then meeting up with a virgin neckbeard of your own weightclass fatso
You mean that the girl is not a girl but a memer like me?
Maybe.
But I didnt make this up. I made ny Nuzze profile and i have 3 matches so far with the same opener. Lets see where this goes my dude.
nowhere you autist.
That's not a real girl user...
>kuk
I’m have social autism, that’s why.
>I'm saving myself for marriage so I guess I shouldn't really be using this app anyway. OK well bye I'm going to uninstall it now because I'm not a degenerate helping to further assist the break down of cultural standards within our society.
I did my own memes one more time until a double would appear, but I seem to have fucked it up.
Me: Why not? Im the best
Me: Pls respond
Jävla bög
>Wanna fix that :^) ?
>meme2.jpg
>Me: Pls respond
I can't handle your autism
By now u must realize that a profile with only 1 pic is a scammer right? You can't not know
Lmao at your game, too late to learn m8 just kill yourself already
>kuk
For some reason this made me burst out in laughter.
Paging jeff.
Tinder och ärlighet hör aldrig ihop
Skjut dig själv ditt jävla missfoster till invandrare.
Hey fit Is this a good tinder bio ? I’m from Central America and I live near a touristy town
No it isn't
Been with a danish girl?
How was it?
Awful for a couple reasons
>admitting you have no money
yeah that'll make them want you
Did you fuck an indonesian girl or just get the polish flag wrong you cocksucker
sluta skäm ut oss
^
Fuck vad glad jag är att jag inte är svensk. De flesta blattar är inte äckligt cringiga som OP, utan mer traditionellt äckliga.
that's Poland you fucking retard it is just upside-down
>antyder att OP inte är typ iranier. Kan lätt se det.
...
Lol yeah I got it wrong, I’m only into white pussy
But I’m ethnic.. isn’t that enough?
stupid kuk
Faen. Sota bror, oppfor deg
Did you fuck an Ivorian girl or just get the Irish flag wrong, you cocksucker?
Tell her you're a huge loser who browses Veeky Forums all days and posts anime pictures.
No wait that's me
varför bliver hun 18? bliver hun ned til a knuppe? hvordan får jeg fisse også? jeg inte snakke på stulkenen
SOPA
Cringe
only if you have model aesthetics
Why would girls respond well to the fact that you're a slut?
>Tinder fails/memes
Anyone up for some tinder fail stories?
>first match that actually kept talking and gave me her number
>she's very shy
>wants to talk on the phone first
>OK
>pleasant voice, nice chat
>meet at a bar
>she's only a bit heavier than on her pictures (They always are!), but still quite acceptable
>have a few beers
>essentially she only talks about how shitty her life is
>studies some shitty *-studies, ran out of money, now works at retail, hates that job, her cat is sick, she was at the dentist, creepy old dude telling sexist jokes in the waiting room etc
>OK
>I am no rich Mr. Perfect, but everything I can talk about, even when I try to tone it down is much better than her life
>but she's still kinda hot
>switch places, go to a concert
>we have the same music taste
>GREAT
>talking is difficult
>also GREAT
>occassionally still talk, have to lean close to her
>every time she moves further away
>WTF? I am not even touching her, or spitting in her ear
>she freaks out
>tells me it just feels wrong, and she can't deal with the situation
>leaves
Concert was nice though…
can i sip on sparkling water? no additives or anything
Sounds like she was cheating on her bf who doesnt give her enough emotional support desu
Probably. Still kinda weird. I mean I can live with not every tinder date resulting in sex, but normally, they end much sooner and much more obivously.
But occasionally, shit gets weird:
>match with some chick
>chat a bit
>we both like climbing
>meet at the climbing gym
>she's OK, but there's nothing special going on
>she's a psychology student
>ask her to meet again
>"hm, user, not sure, I gotta think"
>texts me that shes not in love with me or something, but would appreciate climbing with me occasionally
>OK
>never text her back
a bit later
>match with some chick
>chat a bit
>we both like climbing
>meet at the climbing gym
>first girl is also there
>nothing bad happens, but it really sucks when you try to avoid someone, without showing it to your acquaintance
month later
>match with some chick
>chat a bit
>we both like climbing
>spontaneously join her at a concert
>DAMN SHE IS HOT!!!!!
>dance a bit, talk in the breaks
>she studies psychology
>SHIT, first girl is also there
>Whatever, she surely wont remember, and if, its dark, and she certainly has no interest in fucking up my date
>just to be safe, move in the other direction
>"Oh, user, gotta leave you for a bit, I just spotted a good friend of mine"
>Uh oh
>of course it's psychology chick number one
>but she comes back
>dance till the end of the concert
>go out
>"So, when will I see you again?"
>"Sorry user, I just came out of a long relationship, I am not ready for someone new (THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON TINDER?), but we could go climbing together"
>"yeah, sure"
>never hear from her again
OP here. Im not a nigger, relax.
I have like 1 more pic of what i did next of the convo, isnt too interesting tho.
Hehe. Small town 'eh?
sounds like you got cucked for climbing
She's on tinder to get fucked user. People don't go to tinder to look for the love of their lives.
Her: Why are you the best because of that?
Me: Do you know anyone in your life that have achived this? I dont think so.
It's not as easy as you think, thats why I'm the best.
Living on the edge.
Me: Is it really a picture of yourself or are you actually a guy pretending to be a girl on tinder?
Me: You can talk to me about this, im here for you and memes.
Many hours ago tho.
I think we are still in boys.
jesus you sound autistic as shit, then again ur swedish so its not too surprising.
As 6-8 year old when the only time i had a psychiatrist talk and diagnos me he couldnt really decide so it came out as depression, meds for 1 year and more daycare by my mom.
I prob have schizoid personality disorder though.
You sound mad my friend. Are you?
Do you remember who made this place what it is today? Do you remember what he usually said? And what that means?
You mad bro?
When the third riech comes/maymay rebellion/robotuprising you'll be one of the guys who will get distributed the highest quality 10/10 qt wafus.
You're one of the good ones, keep fighting the good fight fellow user, tips* unirinocally.
Im already there friend.
In my heart.
why are you calling her buddy/bro?
why do you think that bio is remotely funny?
......
i believe you're autistic OP
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me?
scandinavians are absolutely pathetic
>Telling them you have no money
>Admitting you're a manslag
OP you're a fag
DE
>Thursday
>she starts sending me audios and shit
>talk with girl about meeting the weekend
>"sure user that would be awesome!"
>Friday
>last conversation where she doesn't reply anymore
>deletes me from tinder/deleted her account or whatever
>delete her number and move on because fuck that
>today
>taking a nap
>wake up with one of her texts saying "hiii"
What the fuck should I do here Veeky Forums?
I have no clue what to do.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tragic that it took dubs to confirm this. user is right.