>be wagecuck
>start getting Veeky Forums so I don’t end up like my obese coworkers
>testosterone increases exponentially
>suddenly have serious urges to fuck some broad or fight a faggot
>work place suddenly becomes unbearable
>whenever boss gives me shit I feel like beating in his fat faggot face
>literally refraining myself from getting an assault charge
Wat do?
Being an impatient, quick to anger manchild isn't a side effect of being fit.
You likely were a passive-aggressive beta before that acted catty because you were conditioned not to act physically (because you would lose).
You need to learn self-regulation. Getting furious over petty shit is poor form. Take some deep breaths and analyse just how much of an impact the irritating factor will have on your life. Broken hand? Get fucking furious. Your boss makes you do more shit than is necessary? Fuck the cunt, bite your lip and glare at him, do the shit you're being paid to do and thank christ you've got a better life than him managing his dead-end job with a shitty community college diploma (If you're a total dropkick yourself it's less consoling imagining how much better your life is)
stop being black.
you could try drinking bleach to start.
this is really old picture i remember opening some Veeky Forums link in about 2005 with that picture and then the next link had a woman with a knife in her pussy i though wow what a weird place that Veeky Forums
>i remember opening some Veeky Forums link in about 2005
you've been browsing Veeky Forums for 13 years?
Fpbp
i didn't start actually using this until years later because i thought it was only for that kind of pictures and no one told me there was also pictures of little anime girls having sex
Never forget: you're here forever.
did that monkey died?
fuck. i just realized this is my tenth year.
what monkee do to pooper?
its an increased cortisol response to weightlifting, your body is adapting to the new stress you are putting under it. give it a couple weeks to ease up. get lots of rest and lay off drugs/liquor for a bit.
stay a while and listen
a long wile
same bro. 2008 was a wondrous time
Start going to a boxing gym
12th year. Sigh.
I stumbled into this place around then too.
Ten years.
This place is like smoking you never really quit just cut down or take long breaks.
Even if I try to break off of Veeky Forums, I always come back after a few months. Either because something happened and I'm curious to see whatever board's reaction to it or because I'm board and the element of randomness every time I open the catalog alleviates it.
But I hate it here.
>start roiding
>keep bottling up your emotions
>wait until boss just breaks the dam
>murder him with your fists
>rape co-worker
>go to prison (on reduced sentence because it was not premeditated and just looks like the roids fault)
>get to work out as much as you
>get to fight as much as you want
>get to fuck as much as you want
>no work, no bills, no women, not a care in the world
this is your future
smoke dank weed every day
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Everyone post your Veeky Forums history. Mine:
2007-2010
/b/
2010-2013
/mu/
2013-present
Veeky Forums
2015-present
/pol/
Actually when you put it that way....
I started coming here as a kid in 2011, my friend was showing me strange Japanese eel fetish porn because I didn’t believe it was a real thing
2007-2009
/b/
2008-2012
/mu/
2010-present
Veeky Forums
2016-present
/vp/
>tfw when been here since the beginning
2011-2012
/b/
2012-2014
/mu/
2014-2016
/tv/ and /pol/
2017-present
Veeky Forums
/v/ 2005-present
/b/ 2008-current but seldom
/po/ 2006-present
/x/ 2008-2010
/gif/ 2008-present
/d/ 2004-present
Veeky Forums 2011-present
I used to feel out new boards, post on other chans and share content from elsewhere in the web but each board has gotten really militant about it's meme's and cries reddit at every shadow. So I've sort of stopped trying to contribute anywhere.
2016-present /asp/
2016-2017 /vp/
2017 /an/
2017-present Veeky Forums
2017-present Veeky Forums
Never really cares about Veeky Forums and once decided to check it out
>2007
/b/ First visit, didn't come back
>2010-present
/b/, /k/, /new/
>2011
/int/ until /new/ came back as /pol/
>2012-present
Veeky Forums (still haven't made it though)
I still consider /k/ my homeboard.
This is literally a scientific consequence of high testosterone levels. You become more violent and you want to fuck all the time. Testosterone is a hormone meant to regulate a bunch of functions that made sense in a primitive state, but now are kind of counter-productive. Ironically, the fact our society associates horniness and aggression as childish behavior might be a consequence of the fact that testosterone levels are higher when you're young, and start decreasing naturally when you hit your your mid-20s.
I don't know what the solution is, but I do know that if someone had teenage impulses throughout their entire lives, they'd need to let them off somewhere, or they wouldn't get very far in civilized society. Pick up a martial art and choose a place where you'll spar so you let the violence out of your system, jack off every morning, find a routine that will keep the impulses under control.
You first discovered Veeky Forums... via /d/?
/a/ 2011 - 2012 - break - 2015 - now
/b/ 2014 - 2014
/int/ 2014 - 2016
Veeky Forums 2016 - now
Veeky Forums 2017 - now
Veeky Forums first day - now
Weirdly enough I started with /pol/ before it got popular.
I remember seeing pepperspray cop picture, so I guess my first time here was in 2011 and 2012 for sure, didn't visit /b/ then at all and didn't really know how weird the website is...
I remember being into ponies back then, dear God.
Anyone else used to browse 420chan back in like 2009?
being 16 and discovering hentai was a sexually strange time
Started with /a/ ended up on Veeky Forums says a lot about me
>2008-2011
/b/
>2011-2014
/soc/, /mu/
>2016-present
Veeky Forums, /pol/
/b/ 2009-2012
/pol/ 2012-2016
/a/ 2012-present
Veeky Forums 2015-present
trying to stop browsing Veeky Forums as well, but it's not going well
Is it wierd that i started from fit?
2004-07: /b/v/g/ Got banned from FYAD on SA come here.
2007-11: /b/v/g/news/pol/
2011-14: /v/pol/fit/g/ Got sick of being fat
2014:/pol/v/g/fit/ Luggage lad incident, and captcha bs. I fuck off. I travel more do to my job, and spend my weekends doing drugs and fucking whores.
2018:/g/fit/ looking into Omad and realization all other sites are shittier.
this
2017-present
Veeky Forums, /wsg/
When you graduate highschool it gets easier. You seem like you never grew up and learned to regulate, take responsibility for your faults, take your job seriously, and be a polite human being. Now that you are 'getting fit', you think its 'alpha time' and that you are in charge. Turns out nobody is in charge and we are all just doing our fucking jobs.
I've been here since 2015 when the election started to roll around and that was because I was and still am taking an interest in politics. I naturally gravitated to Veeky Forums soon after because lifting was a previous interest of mine and I thought I would like it here. Thinking back it doesn't feel like its been roughly 3 years and it just make me realize that much more how much of a time waster this place is. I often find my self alternating between catalog boards even when there is nothing interesting going on, like an addict searching for his new dopamine hit. I really need a new hobby like reading or something, this place is an insane asylum.
Certainly did. Enjoyed the slower laid back vibe of the place. Some of the drug boards had some full on nutters in them though. What drove me back here was /wooo/ infesting the other boards, wrestling isn't funny or good to watch.
I started when I was underage, in 2009ish. I'm a mess.
>I really need a new hobby like reading or something, this place is an insane asylum.
I've tried going full Audubon; hiking, hunting, painting outdoors just enjoying as much of the natural world as possible.
Being bitchy and aggressive is a sign of estrogen overload. You are still a bitch
Thinks for the suggestion user, sounds serene I think this would help me get my mind off of things.
2006-2008 /b/
2008-2010 Veeky Forums & /mu/
2010-2013 /spee/
2013-2017 /pol/
2018 drifting back to /spee/ but not the same since the mods killed the alpha bro culture
I... I want to know as well.
/b/ 2004 - 2009
Veeky Forums 2009 - Present
/gif/ 2017 - Present (Just for the ylyl, gotta keep up with the kids and their dank memes)
I... I promise I have other interests... I just don't feel like the other boards serve them.
Lol, that’s I do, you faggot.
>t. opeeee
you learn to control it, just like you learn to control your libido.
>mfw realize I should have took up a trade
>2006-2011 on and off
/b/
>2012-2015
/pol/ + /x/ + /mu/
>2016-present
/x/ + Veeky Forums + Veeky Forums
(occasionally) /mu/ + /pol/
I study the occult and conspiracies so I guess /x/ is my motherboard. Don't judge desu
normal thing for teenage boys you'll learn how to live with testosterone without sperging out lmao